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When Wang Jinlong saw this, he grinned and said

"Jinbao, you must be too cruel! Why did you chop off your head directly! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, wiped the chicken blood on his hands, and said through gritted teeth

"Brother, look at what you are talking about, haven't you heard that kindness to others is cruelty to yourself! For brutes, there is no mercy at all, you can only get what you want if you are more cruel than it, otherwise you don't know how to die! Besides, the chicken head is chopped now, and then chopped after the hair is plucked, it's just a matter of priority, but the result is the same! ”

Wang Jinlong was still a little trembling with his hands and feet, pressed the chicken to the ground, and shook his head helplessly

"That being said, your way is too bloody!"

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, looked at Wang Jinlong's unyielding appearance, and said helplessly

"Oops! Good brother! This is not a bloody thing at all, anyway, sooner or later it will die, why don't you just have a good time! Besides, you have seen a chicken that has not seen blood, you think it is a pigeon soup, are you scared stupid! The chickens are all dead, and you still hold them to the ground, is it possible that they can still fly? ”

Zhao Xiu'e looked at the chicken head that was still blinking, sighed, glared at Wang Jinbao fiercely, and said helplessly

"Oops! Treasure Ah! You said that you chopped off the head of the chicken with a knife, where will I take the chicken blood on the bowl! I've been living for most of my life, and it's the first time I've seen you kill a chicken like this! What an eye-opener! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled, glanced at the rooster lying on Wang Jinlong's lap, with a big belly and a small belly, and hurriedly went over and hugged Zhao Xiu'e's neck and said

"Oops! My good old mother! How much blood is there on the head of the chicken, let's pick up the body of the chicken, can't we still receive the blood of the chicken? What are you doing with this anger! Take a deep breath! Let off steam! ”

Zhao Xiu'e pursed her lips angrily, a little crying and laughing

"That's it! If deep breathing could really dissipate the breath, there would not be so many people in the world who would be alive! Even if the chicken blood is picked up, you can finally pick up some chicken blood, but you throw away the chicken head, where will your father gnaw the chicken head? Where did you smash it with a hammer and eat chicken brains? Ay! I'm really speechless for you now! ”

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect that the big rooster who was lying motionless on the ground suddenly stood up with a swish, so frightened that Wang Jinlong sat directly on the ground and shouted loudly

"Oh my God! This is so good that it can stand up without a head! ”

Wang Jinbao turned around when he heard this, glared fiercely, gritted his teeth angrily, and said as he walked forward

"He's a monkey brother! What a villain! Lao Tzu chopped off your head, if you don't die, will you be stabbed again! See if I don't kick you to death! ”

I didn't expect this headless rooster to be like a headless fly, and the two wings actually flew up, Wang Jinbao saw this, and was directly dumbfounded, thinking that it should not really be evil, but he was born not to believe in evil, and he stepped over with an arrow, ready to catch and pick it up, and drained the blood of these monsters, but he didn't say anything, he was almost tripped by the clods of soil on the puddle that had just been buried yesterday, and he was stunned in place with a sigh of anger, picked up a wooden stick and smashed it, and scolded loudly

"Good bastard! When the time of death comes, don't let people worry, look at how I can fly when I break your wings! ”

Unexpectedly, this headless chicken, as if the head on the ground, returned to the neck again, not only successfully dodged, the flying stick, but also accurately, landed on the wall, like the grass on the wall, standing unsteadily, moving left and right, Wang Jinlong saw this, his eyes were round and said to Wang Jinbao

"Oops! You are really ashamed of the lack of success and more than failure, I said slowly cut the trachea, and then slowly drained the blood, the chicken will naturally die, you have to say what martial arts in the world are only fast and respectful, a knife will chop off the head! But if you chop off the chicken's head, forget it! I'm holding it so well, you have to let me let go of my hand, now it's okay to stay on the wall and not come down, what fried ribs do you want to make yellow stewed chicken! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, thinking that if this would be plucking the hair in the basin, I would see what you said, but now after all, the chicken is staying on the wall, so he said helplessly

"Oops! All right! Don't say it, if you knew it was an alien, you won't kill the chicken today, or change to another one! But don't shout, the wall is built by people, even if it really becomes fine, it will be a matter of minutes to get it down! Wait for me to take a ladder and grab this guy and throw it to pieces! ”

Zhao Xiu'e let out a long sigh when she heard this, and glared fiercely

"Okay, you took the ladder for the New Year, but you didn't see that the wall was full of snow, what are you going to do up there!"

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then said extremely helplessly

"You can't keep the ladder on it!"

Zhao Xiu'e sighed and said as she walked towards the courtyard

"You don't see it crouching on the wall, like a person napping on the head of a coffin, I went in and got a broom, and it fell off with a little poke! In the future, you two are not sure of things, don't be foolish, what is this called doing it all day long! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he glanced at Wang Jinlong, and said with some tears and laughter

"Mom, you don't care! I'll get the broom! ”

Wang Jinbao took the broom, stood in the yard and looked at the chicken on the wall, the more he looked, the more angry he became, after all, it was a chicken without a head, plus there was so much blood in total, the moment he flew on the wall, I am afraid there was not much left, so he stood inside, poked it hard, and fell down easily, Zhao Xiu'e looked at the chicken blood everywhere outside the door and on the wall, and threw the chicken in the basin angrily, and said with some complaints

"Look at the two of you killing a chicken, you get chicken blood everywhere, people who don't know, think what's wrong with our family! Jinbao, you quickly take the broom and sweep down the snow with chicken blood on the wall, Jinlong, let's start scalding and prepare to pluck the feathers! ”

Wang Jinbao quickly swept all the snow on the courtyard wall, looking at Zhao Xiu'e's extremely funny facial expression, a little crying and laughing

"Oops! Mom, what's so angry! Actually, this is not a good thing! ”

Zhao Xiu'e rolled her eyes angrily

"You kid is late all day, but you really dare to say anything, you can get blood everywhere, what can it be!"

Wang Jinbao scratched his head and said timidly

"I've heard that chicken blood can ward off evil spirits, and there are many demons and monsters in the New Year, isn't sprinkling some chicken blood just to ward off evil spirits?"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Xincheng's motorcycle stopped at the door, and as soon as he got off the motorcycle, he strode over and picked up the chicken head, threw it at the basin and said with a smile

"Wouldn't it be a pity to throw away such a good piece of meat!"

When Zhao Xiu'e heard this, the anger that had been nesting for a day exploded instantly

"Why did you come back after a set, I thought you died on the street!"

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