Wang Bao sneered, looked at Wang Jinbao and said

"Two loaves are not two loaves, but huskies! He is not only Erliang's brother, but also your brother, I mean, you understand"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, and wanted to refute immediately, but after thinking about it again, since everyone is collectively provoking the student union tonight, the big guys are so interested, and they have been clowns for so long, why not continue to pretend to be deaf and stupid, and laugh at themselves, so that the big guys can be happy, and then laugh happily

"Hey! Say whatever you want! Anyway, the big guys are under one roof! But it doesn't matter if I'm Erliang and his brother, I'm a little stronger than you anyway! ”

Wang Bao's eyes widened, and then he immediately asked with extreme disdain

"Oops! You kid can't say anything! Excuse me, how are you better than me? Is it just because you have half a brain less than me! ”

Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh and said with a smile while getting on the bed

"Oops! He is not wise that is not wise for himself! I've told you how many times! Don't open your mouth and shut up half of your mind to make fun of me! With a little kid like you, I use half my brain, and playing with you is like playing with a horizontal bar! As for where I am better than you, may I ask why everyone calls you Lao Huang, of course, I have seen too much love! Why everyone calls you Ah Huang, it's because you live in it all day long, and you think of yourself as the hero who messes with flowers and grass all day long! But in fact, it's just a dog that watched the wolf eat meat, squatted in a corner and looked at the bones in the wolf's mouth, so he was named Ah Huang! I don't have a good brain, it's a problem with IQ, and you are both lustful and cheap, but you have a typical character problem! This is where I am better than you! ”

As soon as the words fell, the big guy laughed a lot, Xu Weiliang was even more exaggerated, and directly dropped his glasses on the bed with a smile, and said while wiping his tears

"Oops! Wang Jinbao! Wang Jinbao! You're so talented! The summary is too good! Then in the future, we will call Wang Ah Lao! What a pair of living treasures! It's so much fun! ”

Wang Bao glanced at Xu Weiliang, wanted to go over and snatch his glasses, threw them in the yard, and then pointed to his nose and said, your kid's one-foot-thick myopic glasses seem to be really worn in vain, and he actually worked with a half-brained person to bully my brother and me here, it seems that he is really tired, but he glanced at a few abdominal muscles of others, and then looked at his own lump of fat, gritted his teeth angrily, and there was nowhere to send the fire in his stomach, and Wang Jinbao had a sentence

"Oops! What is this name! Directly call Lao Ah Huang in the future, don't you have it! It seems that what Wang Bao said is really not wrong at all! Your one-foot-thick glasses are really worn for nothing! ”

Wang Bao pursed his lips, stood up with a swish, jumped to Xu Weiliang's bed opposite with an arrow step, and then grabbed Wang Jinbao under him, and said with a wicked smile while playing free fall

"You said you kid, why don't you remember to eat all day long! Enough mouth-to-mouth addiction! This will be my brother's exclusive massage, please ask if it is comfortable! Besides, you chatter all day long, spitting stars flying all over the sky, talking so much nonsense, and finally making people clean up beautifully, does it make sense? Fun isn't it? Comfortable? ”

Xu Weiliang found that Wang Jinbao was controlled, and immediately got up and climbed on Wang Bao's shoulder, and said with a wicked smile

"Wang Bao! You're a little light on your own, there's no way to squeeze out this guy's bad stomach! Come and I'll help you, let's treat it together today, this eye socket painted glasses, pretending to be an intellectual and illiterate, all day long, the problem of those who are full of mouth! ”

Wang Jinbao was weighed by Wang Bao's more than 100 catties, and he was already choked enough, but with Xu Weiliang's more than 100 catties, he not only felt a little difficult to breathe, but also felt that his internal organs were at risk of being crushed into crushed fractures at any time

"Erliang! Please, come down quickly! I don't think I've offended you! I'm really dying! ”

Xu Weiliang smiled evilly, grabbed Wang Jinbao's ear, and gritted his teeth with hatred

"Didn't you kid just be very angry? Why did you admit it so quickly! Pls I don't have a name? You open your mouth and close your mouth with a second light, may I ask what you said Fang Liang! Or the north and south are bright and you have glasses in your eye sockets, pretending to be an intellectual, for the sake of your lack of brains, I don't bother to bother with you, but I didn't find out until today that your kid is not only not enough brains, but also his monkey brother is a little lacking in heart! Obviously, my brother, my glasses are resin sheets that have just been fitted, but you have to say how thick they are a foot? Have you ever seen glasses a foot thick? May I ask you whether the one foot thick you are talking about is the glasses lenses, or your broken face! Please think about it, otherwise the consequences will be very serious, and my brother's fist is not serious! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought to himself, brother, of course I know, there is no weight in the fist, but no matter how heavy the fist is, it is also transformed from the palm, and the amount of force is also determined by the human brain, besides, you have said so much nonsense, the strength has long been exhausted, if you want to serve with your fist, I am afraid that I will be unrecognizable, to put it bluntly, that is, I want to hear something good, to satisfy my humble vanity, in order to let this guy get off Wang Bao's shoulder quickly, he hurriedly begged bitterly

"Oops! Good brother! It's my fault! You're right, I have glasses on my eye sockets, not only because I'm illiterate, but also because I want to hide my lack of eyes! Saying that your lenses are one foot thick is mainly to reflect your erudition and intellectuality! But as a result, my mouth is stupid, and my language organization and expression skills are limited, which makes you angry! Please discourage! I will pay attention in the future, you get down from Wang Bao first, and the rest of the things, let's talk slowly, what do you say, then we will do it, do you think this is good! Brother Liang! ”

When Wang Bao heard this, he got up angrily again, and made another free fall movement, and then said with some irritability

"You say you're not cheap! Why don't you just call Liangye! What kind of person do you think can be a brother! ”

When Xu Weiliang heard this, he instantly felt extremely uncomfortable, as if Wang Jinbao fed him bee feces, and this guy was mercilessly thrown into a mouse feces, so he pushed Wang Bao off Wang Jinbao's body, and said with round eyes

"What do you kid say! Why can't I be a brother to Wang Jinbao! According to what you mean, what kind of person can be a big brother! I've never seen a villain like you who will take revenge, look at what you have crushed Jinbao into! ”

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