Chapter 368: The bed board is not a trampoline

Wang Jinbao took advantage of the gap between the two of them to argue, got up with a whoosh, and then turned around gorgeously, got out of bed quickly, stood at the door with a wicked smile, and said very proudly

"Bite it! Crazy bite! It's better to rush me back to the bathroom, the dormitory is full of dog hair! Bye! ”

As soon as the words fell, the big guys laughed, Wang Bao and Xu Weiliang, only then did they find out that they had fallen into Wang Jinbao's discordant plan, and looked at each other angrily, as if they were scolding each other with rapid breathing and saying that they were all to blame, Wang Bao was even more exaggerated, and he grabbed Wang Jinbao's pillow and smashed it at him

"Don't be too happy, you kid! Don't forget! If you run a monk, you can't run to the temple! I don't believe you, kid, you're going to be like a ghost tonight, in the toilet all night! Brother, I'll just sit here and wait! ”

Wang Jinbao grabbed the pillow and flew over again, smiling evilly

"Don't say it, you kid, sit on my bed, even if I come back, you have air in and out, it's just that big deal! Don't forget! As the saying goes, if you can run a monk, you can't run a temple! But brother, I am not a monk, as the saying goes, people move the living tree and move the dead! Hopefully before I come back, you'll clean my sheets with your dog's tongue for me! Bye! ”

After saying that Wang Jinbao slipped away, Wang Bao grabbed Wang Jinbao's pillow and fell on the bed angrily, Xu Weiliang glared at it, and said with a wicked smile

"Alright, please save some effort! Even if you throw all the buckwheat husks out of his pillow! What does that mean? Besides, if you sit here and don't leave, do you really want to wash people's bed sheets with your tongue! But I can tell you in advance, since I saw him finish his mid-term exams and put on the sheets, I haven't seen this guy change and wash! If you are not afraid, lie in your own bed at night, or itch all over, then you sit slowly, brother, I will not accompany you! ”

Wang Baoqi threw the pillow on the top of the cabinet in front of him, jumped on the bed board a few times, and then gritted his teeth and said

"you monkey brother! Thinking about good things all day long! I actually thought that my brother and I would wash the sheets for you! You don't pee and take pictures, and you have a few heads on your own! Today I'll fold your bed board and see how you sleep when you come back! ”

At this time, Geng Buyue, who was lying on Wang Jinbao's lower bunk, really couldn't bear it, stood up angrily, and said with round eyes

"Are you kid sick? As the saying goes, bullying officials does not bully sedan chairs, and bullying people does not bully hats! This will be half of the brain is not there, you have nothing to do to take other people's bed boards, nothing to do to smoke any kind of style! Besides, even if you have a grudge against other people's bed boards, I don't seem to have provoked you, you made the slag on my bed messy, and the dust is what's going on! Is there such a bully as you? I've really taken your neuropathy! ”

Wang Bao looked at Geng Buyue, his face was full of bitterness and hatred, he wanted to say sorry, but after thinking about living in a dormitory for so long, if he said sorry, not only would he not be forgiven, but if he didn't get it right, it would also cause public indignation. Crawling on the edge of the bed, he said with a smile

"I'm sorry! Cottage Grown! First of all, I didn't mean to bully you, let alone the idea of bullying you! In the face of such a reality, I also deeply sympathize with you, but there is no way at all, if you want to blame it, you choose, a person who eats people and does not do personnel has no upper bunk! So just mourn and change! Don't forget, it's all fate! ”

Geng Buyue patted the soil on the sheets and said extremely irritably

"You kid don't want to be cheap and behave, you didn't mean to bully me, are you standing on his bed and jumping, not knowing that I am lying below! Wouldn't the dust and sawdust in the cracks of the bed slats fly upwards despite gravity? And you kid, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, may I ask if I chose this half-brain? When he came, there was only this bed board left in the dormitory, may I ask if I carried forward the style and gave him the lower bunk, or let you, my brother, sleep on whose back! ”

When Wang Bao heard this, he slowly stood up and stretched, twisted three times left and three times on the right, but it was not enjoyable, his muscles and bones were not moved in place, and he said while kicking his legs on the bed

"Hehehe! Because that's fate! Haven't you heard that changing everything we can change, accepting everything we can't? But it's okay! As soon as the three-month pre-job training is over, your hard days will come to an end! So bear with it any longer! ”

As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao grabbed the pillow and smashed it on Wang Bao's back, gritting his teeth with hatred

"Oops! I've really seen shamelessness, I've never seen you shameless! If the head of the house sleeps in that half-headed bunk, it is a dumb person who eats coptis, and he can't say anything if he suffers! Then living in your lower bunk, I am simply poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! But you kid doesn't have half a brain, you want to sleep on my top bunk, let me eat soil foam all day long, then I will turn off your meal guy at one time! Do you think it's a trampoline? Is there such a bully as you? ”

When Geng Buyue heard this, he grabbed the broom and walked over quickly, and said with a wicked smile

"Shi Wentao is right! Is there such a bully as you? ”

Wang Bao was still preparing to have a good time with Shi Wentao here, but when he saw Geng Buyue coming over with a broom, he quickly moved towards the foot of the wall, and hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! Two brothers! Take a deep breath! It's my fault! Spare me this time! I see you're tired standing too, so let's lie down and talk! What do you think? ”

Looking at Wang Bao's extremely funny expression, everyone else in the dormitory laughed, Geng Buyue and Shi Wentao glanced at each other, smiled extremely helplessly, and then there was another laughing and laughing!

After Wang Jinbao went to the toilet, he was afraid that he would be treated by these guys when he went back, so he turned around all the boys' dormitories in the class, and as a result, he went into every dormitory the same, and his voice was louder than the other, as if there was no student union in the corridor.

When Wang Jinbao walked to the duty room of the student union, he deliberately glanced at it and found that there were not only lights in the house, but also the sound of talking, and then his eyes rolled, and he pushed open the dormitory door, and said in a panic

"Oops! Big things are wrong! The student council will stand in a row for our class! ”

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