Wang Bao also smiled evilly, and then said in a sarcastic tone

"A little kid, the hair on his mouth hasn't grown, and even the elephant leg Li Yun can't figure out what to see, even if he does, he can't understand it, what's so good-looking! Hurry up and pick up Zhang Yunlong for you! ”

Wang Jinbao thought to himself, although you kid look, he looks like a hue, the romance he has seen can pull a frame car, and the disc he has watched in an action movie can fit a snakeskin bag, but whether he has ever touched a girl, I'm afraid it's still unknown, what qualifications do you have to talk about women here.

My brother has no beard on his mouth today, he just shaved it in the morning, as for the woman, he also shared the bed with Shangguan Yunzhu, a quilt was flesh at 90 degrees a night, although he didn't do anything, but to take a woman's heart, if you want to understand her body, you only need a look, you can do it at any time! Anywhere! In any case, do whatever you want to do, but after all, the teacher is above, conscientiously preparing for this hard-working class, and then his eyes rolled, and he whispered with a bad smile

"Good boy, you don't listen well in class, you don't talk about romance, and you dare to scold Li Yun's elephant legs! If you don't bring me the first half, believe it or not, I'll tell the teacher and Li Yun now! ”

Wang Bao rolled his eyes angrily, and then said helplessly

"Oops! I finished reading the first half and showed it to Lu Yang! Hurry up and stop making trouble! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned in an instant, turned around secretly again, and stared straight at him

"How can you really make up stories, if you don't want to show me, just say it, why don't you say that you have crossed the ocean! Lu Yang is so far away from you, how can the first half be where he is! By the way, I would like to remind you, take a look at the four famous novels in the future, and don't dare to watch romance and some martial arts! ”

Wang Bao pursed his lips angrily and said with some irritation

"Oops! You deserve to be a half-brain, I rented a book with Zhang Yunlong and Lu Yang each, and in order to save money, I divided it into two, and I didn't understand it when I told you! I look at romance and martial arts Xiaoshui to care about your! Don't pass it on, take the book, and I'll find someone else to pass it on! ”

Wang Jinbao's first reaction was, no wonder people often say, many geniuses either live at the top of the pyramid in heaven, or many live in the bottom of the pyramid prison, these guys have too good heads, I didn't expect to rent and see, can be better than the monkey boss there, find out the loopholes, find out the most economical way, if you study well in school, not 985 is also a 211, the worst is also a second college, but they are smart but smart mistaken, not used in the place where they should be used, but the wood has been completed, Whatever he said seemed pale and weak, and he suddenly remembered the sentence of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", so he said with a wicked smile

"It's true that I don't have the right to manage what books you read, but when I see you kid, I read romance, and I see that women and men are the same, with a terrible green light, and begin to wander on the edge of crime, in case one day the beast is furious and ravages me, won't I become a pure victim! The most important thing is that your martial arts are already a bit like the East is undefeated, I am afraid that you will learn the content of the "Sunflower Treasure Book" in the book, and if you want to practice this skill, you must first come to the palace! Become a realistic version of Lin Pingzhi! For the sake of your complete body parts, my brother will now tell you the next sentence in the "Sunflower Treasure Book", that is, even if you are not in the palace, you can succeed! ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Yunlong turned around a little annoyed, with flames in his eyes, staring at Wang Bao and said

"Lao Huang! You're still writing it! Why haven't you finished reading it yet! In the end, do you want it, the first half of this martial arts, if you don't want it, I'll give you Lu Yang! ”

Wang Bao glared at Wang Jinbao angrily, and then looked straight at the pile of books in Zhang Yunlong's hand, and said with some irritation

"Oops! If I could write, what am I sitting here for? Let half of the brain pick you up, but this guy is fascinated by it, and he won't pass it on to him, what can I do! ”

Zhang Yunlong smiled evilly when he heard this, stared at Wang Jinbao and said

"Oops! It's really worthy of people to gather in groups, but I didn't expect that all of you in the 214 dormitory have this hobby! Wang Jinbao, when did you become the second Lao Huang, do you see that the romance has an infectious disease! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking to himself that romance is not only, the boys in our 214 dormitory like to watch it, but the common disease of many boys, and we have an infectious disease, do you have medicine? If you don't know what the medicine is, then I'm telling you kid, send your sister to our dormitory, to ensure that within three days our dormitory people are all well, and your sister will become more feminine, the most important thing is that you will be an uncle in a few months, I wanted to refute it well, but after all, the teacher is on it, and then it's okay to joke about it, in case it makes everyone blush, it won't be cost-effective, so he said with a bad smile, and then said with a bad smile, and then said with the book forward

"That's it! The people in our dormitory are yellow, that's because they are originally yellow-skinned and black-eyed, and they are the descendants of the Eight Meridian Dragons! And you dormitory people, not only are your skin yellow, but even your internal organs are yellow! Hurry up and take it and continue to poison yourself! I don't look at this kind of thing! ”

As a result, Wang Jinbao had just finished changing the book, and the teacher threw the book on the lectern

"Please pay attention to the order of the class, I can not respect it, but please don't affect the students who want to learn!"

As soon as the words fell to the whole class, their eyes were cast together, several of them lowered their heads with red faces, and the teacher continued to class, Wang Jinbao pursed his lips and chose to sleep, while Wang Bao and Zhang Yunlong couldn't wait to get into the book, after school at noon, Wang Jinbao put the letter into the mailbox, hummed a little song and ate fried noodles, just walked into the dormitory, wanted to go to bed immediately, but saw Zhang Zhaochun gnawing on steamed buns, looked at it extremely puzzled, and found that his leather shoes were shining, brighter than the one he just bought, Wearing one of the few leather jackets and the most popular jeans on campus, he didn't look like a money-savvy man, so he asked a little puzzled

"What's wrong with Zhang Gongzi, how can you gnaw on steamed buns with good manners, and you don't even have any dishes? If you don't have living expenses, I'll borrow some for you first! ”

As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao said directly

"That's it! Don't be bored with yourself! Zhang Gongzi, do you look like a person who is short of money? People only eat steamed buns and don't eat vegetables, and the rest of the money comes to wash their hair! I don't understand farts all day long, so I have nothing to do and go to sleep! ”

Wang Jinbao glared at him and immediately asked rhetorically

"Isn't it possible to wash your hair in our water room? Why go against yourself, gnaw on steamed buns and pay money to wash your hair! Did you accidentally get water into it when you washed your hair? ”

(End of chapter)