Shi Wentao glanced at it and said with a wicked smile

"Of course, I went to the Ah Mei hair salon in the town on the weekend and let Xiaohong wash it! Do you think that saving money will make you half brainwashed! ”

Wang Jinbao was choked, pursed his lips and said a little irritably

"Who asked you! I just saw a bone at the door of the cafeteria, go down and gnaw it in the corner! Besides, you're not, the roundworm in Zhang Gongzi's stomach is like he knows everything! Why can it only be Xiaohong, not Xiaohua, Xiaobai! ”

Shi Wentao sat up suddenly, glanced at it and fell down again, and said with a smile

"Hey! If it weren't for the fact that your brain is underdeveloped, your brain is just right! I really want to come over and pinch my neck and bring it to the cafeteria door, so that you can teach me how to hold bones! Since you don't believe what I said, then you ask Zhang Gongzi now! ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, thinking to himself that grandma's should stop opening and closing her mouth, and here she is ashamed to say that my brother is half a brain, and your brain is not the same as me, waiting for death here, waiting to be a migrant worker! I haven't seen you like a famous college student, before you graduate, multinational companies and leading companies rush to sign contracts, and my brother has already told you, everyone knows that the brain is a good thing, but although your brain is full, but the brain capacity is not as big as an ostrich, I use half a brain to turn half a circle, you can't keep up for a year, looking at you is too pitiful, I don't want to play with you, why can't you feel it, are you sad for yourself? But after thinking about it again, there is no need to deal with this kind of conceited and arrogant person, so he said to Zhang Zhaochun with a wicked smile

"Zhang Gongzi, you really have three meals a day, skip lunch and dinner for breakfast, only eat steamed buns and no vegetables, just to go to the town to wash your hair on the weekend! You must be too yourself! Life in the world will lose your mouth, you say that when you die and become a loess bag and a wisp of green smoke, then you don't regret dying! ”

I saw Zhang Zhaochun's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he said a little shyly with happiness

"I did this to myself because of something else! Besides, haven't you heard that men have to be cruel to themselves? I'm going to town for something else! Don't listen to Shi Wentao's fools! ”

Unexpectedly, Shi Wentao was unhappy when he heard this, so he jumped out of bed and walked to Zhang Zhaochun, his eyes were round, and then he said with a wicked smile

"As a man who stands up to the sky, Zhang Gongzi must dare to do everything! May you dare to look me in the eye and say loudly that you didn't go every weekend, in the Ah Mei hair salon in the east of the town, looking for that shampoo girl named Xiaohong? Do you dare to say that you don't have a leg with Xiaohong? If you dare to say no, believe it or not, I'll call you to accompany you, let's confront the three of us together, or find a few more witnesses, and everyone will correct them together! ”

When Zhang Zhaochun heard this, he quickly chewed out the maltose steamed buns, drank a sip of boiled water, squeezed his eyes into a slit and rushed down, pursed his lips and glared at Shi Wentao, and said with some irritability

"That's right! I look for Xiaohong every weekend, what's wrong with washing my hair? What's inappropriate? What's the problem? And I'm weird, your eyes are open like a searchlight all day long, you don't care about your own affairs, go your own way, what are you doing staring at others when you have nothing to do? The most hateful thing is that you don't rot in your heart, but like a trumpet, you go around promoting all day long, waiting to see other people's jokes, don't you feel sad for your shameful behavior? Don't you think you're the biggest joke in the first place? Haven't you heard that the person who laughs last is the one who laughs the best! Finally, I advise you, people like you, during the Anti-Japanese War, are the best candidates for traitors, but you should have watched a lot of TV series of the Anti-Japanese War, and you know what the fate of traitors is! Be careful in the future, don't mess me up, otherwise I'll use my fists to teach you how to behave! ”

Although Shi Wentao's physique is bigger than Zhang Zhaochun, his face is not as fierce as Zhang Zhaochun, but he was forced to save face, and rushed towards Zhang Zhaochun angrily, Zhang Zhaochun, like many people, had already seen Shi Wentao unpleasant, smiled coldly, and pinched his fingers while walking forward

"Oops! Are you two full of food, it's uncomfortable! For a shampoo girl? There are so many barber shops on the street, and there is no girl who can wash her hair in it! For a joke, is it really a brain disease to fight! ”

Shi Wentao sat on the bed and glared at Zhang Zhaochun angrily, while Wang Jinbao turned around and walked to Zhang Zhaochun and said with a smile

"Zhang Gongzi, you are also discouraged! Don't you know that anger hurts your body! Isn't it just to wash your hair? How about the two of us discuss something? ”

Zhang Zhaochun glared, and then said with a helpless smile

"What's the matter? The days of writing love letters and chasing girls are over! Don't even think about changing fried noodles, I won't do it to death! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking to himself that in the eyes of his monkey brother, when chatting in the dormitory at night in the future, he can't say anything, otherwise he will become the laughing stock of these grandsons, but there is no woman in the world who doesn't like love letters and flowers, don't forget to eat all over the world, you don't want the love letters written by your brother, it can only mean that you haven't tasted the sweetness, or rat eyes, and then looked at his hair with his eyes hooked and said

"Oops! Look at what you are talking about, you Zhang Gongzi is dignified, a look can suck the beauty hundreds of meters away, like touching high-voltage electricity, in an instant, and you don't need to do it, the current has already helped you take off your clothes, how can you use me to write love letters! I think it's not safe for you to go to the town to wash your hair, and it's not safe to take a three-wheeled motorcycle back and forth, and you have to pay for the road, not to mention the most important thing is to wash your hair! If you don't do this, I'll wash your hair in the future, and give you a 20% discount or 50% off the price you give Xiaohong! Rest assured that the quality of service is top-notch, and you can see that my fingers are longer than many girls'! ”

Wang Jinbao instantly stretched out his hand in front of Zhang Zhaochun, but he didn't expect to be pushed away by Zhang Zhaochun

"Get out of the way! Pay for you to wash my hair, won't I wash it myself! Or if you don't have long hands, haven't you heard of doing it yourself? Besides, your kid is not poor and crazy, don't talk about the hooves that look like Mei Chaofeng, the nine yin and white bone claws, how embarrassed to put on other people's heads! Besides, you kid is a man to the end, is there a bottom line, how to earn money to earn money in the dormitory! If you spread it, you won't be afraid of people laughing off their big teeth! ”

(End of chapter)