Chapter 32: Learn to walk with crabs
Wang Jinbao thought about this guy and finally said something reliable, so he said very excitedly
"Alright, we're done! But what should I do if you just said that I have a good face? ”
Wang Baoqiang glanced at it, and then said with a wicked smile
"Since because of your kindness, now that the living are not over, the dead are running to harass you again! Then you will become a cactus ball, and use the thorns all over your body to protect your soft and kind heart! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that a scumbag could actually say such philosophical words, and he was instantly full of admiration for him, and then said timidly
"But I dare to kill even a chicken, how can I become bad!"
I didn't expect Wang Baoqiang to come directly
"It's hard to go from man to god, but from man to beast, it's just a roll on the ground! You will learn to walk with crabs in the future, and when you see those little children, your brows are furrowed, and it is best to wrinkle a few beams, and you don't need to use too much force for a long time, and you will wrinkle your forehead a little, and you will immediately appear an obvious Sichuan character, and those little minions will run away directly when they see it! ”
Wang Jinbao asked a little puzzled
"Why do you have Sichuan characters on your forehead, those little minions will run down when they see me, will I eat them?"
Wang Baoqiang sneered
"You! It looks like they're all going to be nerds! Don't you know that the king of beasts, the tiger, has a prince on his forehead? And the person with the Sichuan character on his forehead is the king of people! ”
Wang Jinbao said with some irritability when he heard this
"Even if I become a fierce god, I still can't solve some practical problems, like they put their hats on my head!"
Wang Baoqiang gritted his teeth
"Do you have an elm brain? The story of the fox and the fake tiger, you should always learn it in primary school Chinese textbooks, right? In the future, walk with me, do as I say, be a trainee gangster first, I won't believe that person has long eyes and buttocks, believe it or not, I beat him to draw glasses all day long to go to school! ”
Wang Jinbao said very curiously
"Why are there any gangsters and interns? Boss Wang, you can really brag! ”
Wang Baoqiang glared
"Since you call me Boss Wang, then do you think that all bosses are born to beat people and be beaten by others and don't know how much it hurts! It was all rolled over and over again in the water and fire, from the heart bleeding and suppurating, to healing and wounding again and again, and finally the heart was wrapped in scars, so that it became cold-blooded and hard as a rock invulnerable! It was all in the process of being beaten and injured again and again, and the body slowly gained the ability to resist blows until it lost consciousness, so as to train into the incorruptible body of King Kong! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that if you don't pretend to die all day long, you will know how to blow when you meet people, how do you pass five levels and kill six generals, why don't you say that you were intercepted in the underworld, your nose and eyes are swollen, and you drink rice soup and urine, at this time the school door opened, and the two of them came to the classroom together to light the stove, everything seemed to be a replay of yesterday, and after the class bell rang, Jia Junfa left the classroom
"Hello students! Today, because the English teacher has something to do, I poured the class back and forth, and we will take math in this class! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at Jia Junfa's eyes full of expectation and encouragement, and thought that instead of giving his mentor, a dream that can never be realized, it is better to directly let him completely despair until he dies, close the English textbook with his hand, put his arm towards his arm, and start sleeping with his head on the pillow, because Wang Jinbao was in the third row, Jia Junfa deceived himself and pretended not to see it, but within ten minutes, he was instantly angry
"Wang Jinbao, you can go to class if you don't go to class! But don't interfere with the other students! Don't waste such a good position in the front row, now move your desk to the penultimate row, and change the seat with He Guoliang! ”
Jia Junfa wanted to stimulate him and take some strong medicine to regain his self-confidence, but he didn't expect people to stand up directly, lift the desk and say something
"Thank you!"
Directly changed the seat with He Guoliang, Jia Jun finished the class with red eyes, and as soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Wang Jinbao didn't wait for Jia Junfa to walk out of the classroom, and walked directly to the toilet with Wang Baoqiang, Jia Jun gritted his teeth angrily
"Now I finally understand what it means to be embarrassed!"
Wang Jinbao finished smoking, followed Wang Baoqiang, according to what he said, first at a little boy in the first year of junior high school, frowned, but he didn't expect the child to look at him first, and then at Wang Baoqiang, the urine was not finished, and he ran out of the toilet with his pants, and he suddenly had a sense of superiority when he saw this, and he learned to walk like a crab, and walked in front of Wang Baoqiang with two fists clenched tightly in a figure-eight step, and walked in front of Wang Baoqiang staggeringly, but he didn't expect the person walking in front of him to run away, his bladder hurt, and he stood at the door of the toilet with his stomach covered. Waiting for the two of them to come out, he immediately ran inside while untying his trouser belt, and he didn't even make a sound in his mouth, then Wang Jinbao said proudly
"Boss Wang, I didn't expect your trick to be really good! Let you be the boss, see if you have found the right person! ”
I didn't expect Wang Baoqiang to say it directly
"Nonsense, who asked me to call Wang Baoqiang!"
Just after self-study in the evening, Wang Baoqiang patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder
"The time has come to witness the miracle! Hurry up, brothers, are ready for you to make your debut! ”
Wang Jinbao said a little timidly
"Where are you going? I won't go to Yuan Shuang's dormitory! ”
Wang Baoqiang smiled evilly
"What do you think about all day long! Toilets, of course! Didn't you say where you fall, where you have to get up? ”
Wang Jinbao glared, with an extremely anxious mood, followed the toilet behind, but he didn't expect Zhao Fei's nose and eyes to be swollen, so he grabbed his hand
"Brother Wang, all the mistakes are my fault, I don't keep the door open, I deserve to be taught a lesson by your big brothers! Please let me go, and I will be a cow and a horse in the future! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes were round, looking at the male pet in front of him who had once flaunted his might in front of him, and he turned into a pug in an instant, but he didn't know why, he didn't have any pity at all, but stomped the soil on his shoes, and before he could speak, he didn't expect Zhao Fei to stride in directly, walk around the urine pool beside him, and then take Wang Jinbao's hand
"Brother Wang! I was wrong! I accidentally soiled your shoes that day, and I won't bother you to do it today, I'll wash my shoes myself, and I hope you can raise your hand and let me go! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at the man in front of him who seemed to be being sold for meat and had his bones removed, and suddenly felt extremely disgusting, thinking that a man might as well die directly for your sake, so he pushed his hand away
"Now that I know I'm wrong! Then you should know what to say and what not to say in the future! And by the way, don't bully anyone, because the person you look down on today may be the god you can't afford tomorrow! I'm still busy, and I'll tell Boss Wang the rest! ”