Chapter 31: Packing and Burning for a Female Ghost

Wang Jinbao was so angry that he directly stuffed Wang Baoqiang into a cardboard box and packed it, so he burned the white shadow he met in the morning, so he said helplessly

"Are you sick? Don't you know that people are scary, scared to death! How can you walk without a sound at all, and without even a shadow? If you don't see what time it is, why did you come! Do you want your classmates to bake the stove in the morning? ”

Wang Baoqiang glared

"Did you bump into the hell early in the morning, how can you talk nonsense! I shouted to you for a long time, do you have your ears plugged with donkey hair, and you sit directly under the light bulb, your eyes are staring at your hands, I don't know when the smoke will go out, it is not normal to see the shadow, it is only 5:40, and the school gate is opened at 6 o'clock, according to your meaning, I don't want to go back to sleep directly, live in the classroom and wait for the stove to be built! ”

Wang Jinbao closed his eyes and breathed a long sigh of relief, and then handed Wang Baoqiang a cigarette

"Hey! Don't mention it! When I left in the morning, I didn't look at the time, and I really ran into a ghost! ”

Wang Baoqiang just smoked a cigarette, and Wang Jinbao choked on his face

"Dude, you're a genius! Why don't you say that you met Ning Caichen on the way! ”

Wang Jinbao wiped his face, frozen jelly-like secretions, and reluctantly told Wang Baoqiang about the morning's events

"Why do you think I'm so unlucky, I can come across all this dirty stuff on my way to school! Am I born to be bullied? I just finished being bullied by the living, and now the dead are tossing again! ”

Wang Baoqiang paused slightly, and then said with a smile

"In the section of the road maintenance station, because four or five village roads are connected at intersections, and the place is relatively hard, there are always three or four car accidents a year, and people will die! But it's okay to wait for you to see Zhao Fei, not only the living in the future, but also walk around when they see you, and the dead ghost is a few kilometers away, smelling your breath, and fleeing! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that you, a guy who is full of evil, of course everyone is worried about everyone, so he said deliberately

"Oops! When did the demon king of the mixed world, Banhua scourge machine, turned into a ghost hunter Taoist Lin Zhengying! Or are you studying the I Ching and are about to escape into the empty door? But it's a shame you've chosen the wrong book! ”

Wang Baoqiang glared

"You're about to see through the red dust and escape into the empty door! So what do you think I should read?"

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly

"Of course it's "Black Thick Learning"!"

Wang Bao gritted his teeth angrily

"You don't want to give you a spicy meal here, if you can study the Book of Changes and the Black Thick Study, like those experts who study red science, you can study one-tenth thoroughly, and ensure that you eat and drink spicy food!"

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief

"Hey! In the current situation, whether I can see the sun tomorrow is still unknown! Also eat fragrant and drink spicy! ”

Wang Baoqiang asked rhetorically in great puzzlement

"Why?"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips

"Haven't you heard of the different paths of people and ghosts! What's the good thing about being targeted by this kind of dirty thing? ”

Wang Baoqiang gritted his teeth, and then said helplessly

"The key is to be so good! After Zhao Fei completely bows down to you at noon, you will treat that female ghost as Zhao Fei in the future, and the road wherever you go is built by your family, and you can go as you want! ”

Wang Jinbao's first reaction was that he was late for his home at noon, and his parents would definitely ask him what he was doing, and if he didn't get it, he would be flattened, so he said extremely helplessly

"I've always had such a face, it's hard for you to let me go! I'm going home for dinner at noon, and I don't have time to go with you! ”

Wang Bao angrily played in place

"Okay, you're my guest of honor now, I can't afford to mess with you! It should be okay to get out of school that night! ”

Wang Jinbao didn't even think about it

"If I go back in the evening, ten minutes later than usual, my dad will just unload my legs! Do you see if there is any other way? ”

Wang Baoqiang glared

"Oops! What can you do if you are afraid of wolves and tigers! ”

Wang Jinbao sighed

"Let's not say that I haven't seen a wolf or a tiger, the key is that I'm afraid of my Laozi's slap and the flat shoulder standing in the corner of the door!"

Wang Baoqiang pursed his lips

"Since you are a filial son, I am afraid that your plan will be difficult to achieve! So I advise you, it's better to study obediently! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled extremely disdainfully

"What's that? You asked me to quit the game now! Don't forget, in my Wang Jinbao's dictionary, there is never a halfway to give up four words! On the way I cleaned up Yuan Shuang and Zhao Fei, God blocked and killed God, and people blocked and killed! As for the problems at home, I firmly believe that there are always more solutions than problems! ”

I saw Wang Baoqiang's eyes roll, and then said with a smile

"Oops! It's really worthy of his broken shoes and nowhere to find it, and it doesn't take any effort to get it, isn't there a ready-made method in front of him?"

Wang Jinbao glanced at the dark school gate and glared fiercely

"Are you frozen stupid? The black can't even see a ghost, where is there any way, this will not be in the mood to joke with you and annoy that! ”

Wang Baoqiang suddenly became extremely serious and said

"You think I'm like you, pretending to be a hell of a ghost early in the morning, it's going to be nerve-wracking! After we settle Zhao Fei tonight, if you go back to the family and ask, you will say that you met a female ghost in the morning, so scared that you dare not go alone, and waited for a long time before waiting for a fellow road, and then said that the sophomore course is tense, and it takes too much time to walk back and forth, and you want to live in the farmer's house in front of the school! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, thinking that this is not talking nonsense with his eyes open, he even dares to lie to his parents, but if he wants to achieve his goal, he must escape from the supervision of his parents, and then he must escape from the supervision of his parents, and then the white shadow in the morning really scared him a lot, and finally gritted his teeth, thinking that he didn't plan to study anyway, this step would have to be taken sooner or later, but when he thought about it, he asked a little puzzled

"Then if my parents ask me why I don't live in the school dormitory? What shall I say then? ”

Wang Baoqiang smiled

"Are you scared that your brain has stopped, if you can live in the dormitory, people can let you go home and sleep on the hot kang! Don't forget, there are rules, your village is full of day students, which frozen dormitory do you want to live in, and there is no door? ”

Wang Jinbao said with round eyes at this time

"Aren't you kid in the dormitory? The dormitory door is not open, and the school door is not open, are you flying out? ”

Wang Baoqiang smiled evilly

"Can this little thing stump you, brother Wang, and me? I found my buddy in the city hospital and issued a fake diagnosis certificate, saying that the body can't get cold, and it is accompanied by severe rheumatism! So I rented a private house next to the school, and now my parents know about my dormitory, and they just put their hearts in their stomachs and don't care about me! The teacher thought I was going home, so he didn't bother to care about me, I'm like a free bird now, not to mention how cool it is! ”