Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, thinking that a woman is really a magical creature, her imagination is simply too rich, and she not only dares to think, but also dares to say, the most important thing is that you don't dare not listen, so some people want to cry without tears, and quickly explain

"Oops! Your imagination is too rich all day long! I haven't pulled someone's hand, how can I make someone's girl have a big belly! I'm really wronged more than Dou E! ”

Li Chunyan heard that she hadn't even touched her hand, and her heart was a little comfortable, and she didn't think of any surprise, this kid must have something to think about, because he was at home during this time, he was afraid of being discovered by his mother, so he didn't pay close attention to this kid, and gave this kid a chance to take advantage of, but then again, although this kid didn't give himself and brought back a pregnant vixen, but this phenomenon is extremely dangerous, and it is even more intolerable

"Okay, you're surnamed Wang! I really found a vixen outside! And he is not ashamed to say that he has never touched his hands, what else do you want to do! It seems that what they said is right, there is no cat in the world that does not eat fish, you kid don't want to be here, tell me something, you are a lucky cat! Not to mention what they are, rarer than the giant panda, an endangered protected animal! I think you're a big pervert! Get lost! Someone as dirty as you, please disappear from my eyes immediately! It's all when I really fed the wolf! Do you know why, my sincerity didn't feed the dogs? I think I want to break your pig brain, and I won't figure it out in this life, because if you feed the dog, it can still take care of the home, and if you are fed this thing that eats red food and pulls white, you don't know what kindness is, it will only hurt innocent people! You deserve to be beaten to death! In fact, a defective product like you should have died a long time ago! Living in the world is really useless except harming people! For the sake of what we once loved, I'll show you the way, hurry up to the toilet and face the mirror, slap yourself, and shame yourself to death! ”

After speaking, Li Chunyan hung up the phone again, Wang Jinbao looked at the phone and said to himself, it seems that it is really forgivable to do sin, and you can't live if you do it yourself! It's all self-inflicted, and now it's too late to say anything, so I lit a cigarette and prepared to finish my sleep and let time heal slowly, the two of them were simply scars.

After Wang Jinbao finished smoking a pack of cigarettes, he felt that Li Chunyan didn't seem to have it, and really wanted to break up with himself, but to play a little trick with himself here, so he lit the root again, pursed his lips and thought to himself that this little girl likes to let herself send her a long text message

"I'm sorry, wife, I love you! It's my fault that everything is wrong, I wanted to say sorry to you, I disappointed you, but I'm sorry three words are too light, I can't make up for my guilt for you, in order to get a peace of mind, I accept your suggestion, quickly disappear from the world, so that you can't see out of sight, but also let you completely break your thoughts, clean up for you, and then pursue all the obstacles on the road to happiness, I wanted to go to the toilet to slap myself and pump myself to death, but it hurts too much, and the most important thing is that I am afraid that you will be distressed, so I decided to go down and buy two bottles of liquor, After drinking it in one gulp, if you are still alive tomorrow morning, it proves that our fate is not over, and I beg you to give me another chance to take care of you until I grow old with my life! If I drink to death, then I deserve it, I shouldn't do something I'm sorry for, I shouldn't go to see other women, and it can be regarded as God's punishment for me! Dream Angel, I love you! Gremlin! I love you! Noisy, I love you! Little dimple, I love you! Wife, I love you! The five titles are our two years, and we have been growing up in love for more than two years, every important node with milestone significance! Maybe at this moment you will ask, you don't want me anymore, why do you have to say so much I love you, then I will tell you now, because other men, love their beloved women, at best, love to the bones, and I love you to the genes! Finally, I wish you again, I hope you have a better life than me! ”

After Wang Jinbao sent the text message, he felt empty in his heart, threw his mobile phone towards the quilt, his eyes were round, and there were some dazzling lights, thinking that he was as long as himself! Wu Buyang! His appearance is not good! And there are such abstract people, if it weren't for Li Chunyan being fooled by hundreds of love letters from herself, a person who fell off the single-plank bridge of the college entrance examination, where to find a college student girlfriend, and she is such a kind girl who saves money from her own mouth and lets a person she has never met spend, but she didn't expect that she was like the lyrics said, she once had a sincere relationship, which she didn't cherish in front of her eyes, and she had nothing to find Sun Huiping, but she didn't eat mutton, but she fell into a bad smell, when she thought of Sun Huiping, The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, the more uncomfortable he felt, the seven or eight bottles of beer in his stomach suddenly rushed to his throat like a river and a sea, and he hurriedly ran to the bathroom, and after vomiting on the toilet, when he rinsed his mouth, he looked at himself in the mirror, slapped him twice, and said with red eyes

"Wang Jinbao! Wang Jinbao! You say you're doing this called personnel! Why don't you hit your head on the glass and die! ”

As soon as the voice fell, the mobile phone rang, Wang Jinbao was shocked, thinking that there was no accident at this time, it should be Li Chunyan calling, so he didn't wipe his hands and hurriedly ran over, but when he ran to the bed, the mobile phone didn't ring when he just got it in his hand, and instantly lay down on the bed quilt with some loss, and then glanced at the four missed calls on the mobile phone, and then saw that there were still a few unread text messages, and all of them were Li Chunyan's

"Drink! Drink! Drink! Two bottles are not enough, you go buy a box! ”

"Shameless! Why don't you answer my phone! Didn't you run to the vixen room again? ”

"Dead man! Are you still panting? When I met you, you kept saying that in order to show your love for me, you quit smoking for six years! As a result, I didn't quit smoking, and my smoking age became eight years! Then he told me to quit drinking, to express that you want to love me well for the rest of your life, is this how you quit drinking? Are you ready to love me so well? You're a complete liar! ”

"Husband, I forgive you this time! Please don't do anything stupid, in case you really get drunk to death! I'm going to be a widow at such a young age, don't you feel distressed? Hurry up and answer the phone, don't worry me, okay? ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, he kissed his phone excitedly and said

"No wonder everyone says that girlfriend's first love is the best! Wife, I love you to death! ”