As soon as the voice fell, Wang Jinbao's mobile phone rang again, he was instantly stunned in place, thinking about whether to answer or not, in case he picked it up, he was scolded with his head and face, what should he do, if he didn't answer, then when would he escape, and then sighed and said to himself, what should be faced must be faced after all, so he stiffened his head and picked up the phone and roared loudly

"Who? Speak! ”

Li Chunyan was stunned by Wang Jinbao's sudden roar, this kid ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall, obviously he cheated, and now he dares to yell at himself, it's just upside down, and he said a little impatiently

"Who do you say I am? Dare to yell at me, are you tired of living! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he secretly rejoiced in his heart, Li Chunyan didn't hang up the phone directly, so he continued to pretend to drink, burped, and became a little incoherent

"Who are you! How do you have my phone! If nothing else, then please hang up the phone, don't affect my drinking, and don't affect my mood, because my daughter-in-law won't let me talk to strange women! ”

Li Chunyan was stunned for a moment, thinking that this nerve actually really bought wine, and He Xiaogang was not in the room at night, in case he drank a good one, what should I do, in case I really drank to death, let's not say that I don't have a boyfriend, although there is no shortage of men in the world, and I don't worry about getting married, the key is that this is a fresh life, and when she heard that my daughter-in-law was not allowed to talk to a strange woman, the little entanglement in her heart had long since disappeared, and she wanted to clean up beautifully, but I heard that drunk people, is generally the boss of heaven, he is the king of heaven, and he must definitely not come hard, otherwise he will fight with you to the end, so he said helplessly

"Oops! I'm going to take your nerves! I can't even hear my voice! Who made you drink and how much you have drunk now! Hurry up and pour the rest of the wine down the toilet, or I'll never forgive you! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that Li Chunyan began to negotiate conditions with him, and his hanging heart instantly hit the ground, thinking that as long as you talk to me about the conditions, it will prove that there is still room for relaxation in this matter, rather than being completely hopeless, so he burped again and pretended to be helpless

"Wife, didn't you let me die? I'm doing your bidding! How did I make a mistake! Why are you so difficult to be a human being? Wife, I'm so bitter in my heart! I miss you! What do you say? You hurry up and go to sleep, I just drank a bottle, the second bottle just screwed, the distance meets your requirements, that is, the problem of one breath, guarantee one minute, drink the remaining bottle! You can also discuss with Lord Yama when it is appropriate to report! ”

Li Chunyan heard this kid speak before and after, it seems that he was really drunk, as the saying goes, spit out the truth after drinking, his wife who opened and closed his mouth screamed, which made her feel warm in her heart, and instantly became nervous, and said extremely helplessly

"Oops! Your kid was definitely a slave of my family in his last life, otherwise how could he meet you as a debt collector in this life! You quickly pour the wine into the toilet bowl for me, otherwise it will not be a matter of drinking it in one go, but you have a problem with whether you take in air or not! Obediently pour out the second bottle, this matter, read that you are a first-time offender, and nothing substantive happened, and it has not touched my bottom line, I will forgive you once, but I hope you don't want to, treat my trust in you as a meat bun and beat a dog! If you dare to have a next time, it is not a question of whether you will die or not, but whether you can see me alive! If you still want to fulfill the promise you made to me, you didn't want me to have children with other men, I count three now, dare me to count and hope you pour the wine in the bottle into the toilet! After answering one of my questions, this matter will be turned over! If you don't listen, then it only proves one point, I'm blind! Falling in love with something with a human face and a beast's heart, your life or death has nothing to do with me! ”

Wang Jinbao was instantly happy, and wanted to talk about the conditions again, but after thinking about it again, he was now guilty, as long as he could make this aunt happy, then he would be able to insert high incense, so he quickly stood up and said while walking towards the toilet

"Okay, wife, I'll listen to you! As long as you don't get angry! Don't say pour this bottle of wine into the toilet, even if you ask me to put all the blood in the toilet, I won't blink an eye! Listen up! ”

After speaking, Wang Jinbao hurriedly saw the faucet on the washbasin open, and there was a sound of rushing water in an instant, about a minute later, I felt that the time was almost up, and when I turned around to prepare, I thought that this little girl was not a ghost, and this would definitely be pricked up to listen, so he immediately turned around and pressed the toilet and said

"Wife, the wine has been poured, not only has not a drop left, but it has all been washed away! If you want to drink it again, you can only put your head in the toilet bowl and taste the taste of the water inside! Just now you said you wanted to ask me a question, now you can ask casually! Brother is now your 100,000 whys! ”

Li Chunyan heard two different sounds of water, breathed a long sigh of relief, and thought that she had finally disposed of this guy's wine, and after a long sigh of relief, she pretended to be angry and said

"Shameless! You're disgusting, aren't you disgusting! After you stuff your head into the toilet and taste the smell of water inside, how will you be at home in the future! Hurry up and tell me why others love you to the bones, but you love me to the genes! ”

Wang Jinbao was slightly stunned when he heard this, thinking that he was Brother Monkey, just now he said it in passing, I didn't expect this little girl to take it seriously, although there are many people who like to eat cow bone marrow, but they love you to the bones, that is a typical case of talking nonsense with open eyes, but now is not the time to discuss it, as long as you can make this aunt and grandmother happy, don't turn yourself into a single dog, you can only say how to listen to it, so she rolled her eyes and became serious

"Don't worry! Don't say that I poured the wine, for you will be insulated from the wine in the future! Take 10,000 steps back and say that even if it's true, drink the wine in the toilet, for the sake of your health, I will first use the 8-character disinfectant to disinfect my stinky mouth! When you're done, rinse your mouth with perfume! Give me an affectionate kiss when it's over! As for why others love their girlfriends, they can only love them to the bones, but I want to love them in my genes, because I told you that I love all your shortcomings, not all your advantages, in other words, as long as I am with you, when you scold, your voice is better than the sound of nature! When you're angry, that's a blooming peony! Even your fart smells of intriguing perfume! Wife, I love you! ”