Chapter 203: Sweet Words Deadly Aphrodisiac
As soon as the words fell, the whole classroom was in an uproar, Li Yun pursed his lips and said with some embarrassment
"Teacher Li, as far as I know, there are no drugs in our class! Wang Jinbao should be a smoker, so he went to the toilet to smoke! ”
Li Xiaogang rolled his eyes upward, shook his head helplessly, and said to himself while preparing for class
"Oops! Wang Jinbao didn't go to shoot drug traffickers, it's really a condescension! The addiction to cigarettes is even more exaggerated than those addictions and gentlemen in TV dramas! It's incredible! It's really a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds! ”
Wang Jinbao just returned to the dormitory after school in the evening, and the dormitory where he usually laughed and laughed, I don't know why it became deserted, he looked around, and asked extremely puzzled
"What are you doing looking at me like this? Is it written on my face? What the hell is going on? ”
Shi Wentao glanced at the yin and yang and said strangely
"Hey! A good person like me, who doesn't write on his face, and it's generally hard to find out that he is a good person without contact! But a bad person like you, a bad guy doesn't write on his face, and he knows he's a bad guy just by looking at it! Now the big guys are pondering a question! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that if you are a good person, there is only one possibility, the person who invented the two groups of words "good and bad" at that time put the word good and bad upside down, but his body is thin, if he provokes this beast in a hurry, once he moves roughly, he will not be able to take advantage of it at all except for losses, and tomorrow night, he will have to rely on this dog-headed military advisor to match you, so he said helplessly
"What do you mean? I don't seem to have recruited you, let alone messed with you! Why do you buckle such a big hat for me? Without further ado, let's talk about what the hell is going on in the dorm? ”
Shi Wentao took a long look and pretended to be helpless
"Oops! What hat did I deduct for you, the big guy really thinks again, whether he can live until tomorrow! If you don't believe me, you can ask the big guys! ”
Wang Jinbao was even more depressed when he heard this, thinking to himself that these guys seemed to be really full of panic, as the saying goes, it is better to die than to live, and now that the country and the people are safe, why do you think about such a question, so he said a little irritably
"You say you're going to die tonight, or you're going to die tomorrow! If you think about it, I'll send you a gold-rimmed wreath! ”
Shi Wentao pursed his lips angrily
"Get out of the way! You tell me that you are going to die today or tomorrow, and if you think about it, tell me, and I will send you a diamond-studded one! You said that we live with a drug addict all day long, when the drug addiction attacks, like Maccabie, we roommates, one by one, packed up and put them in the cabinet, then we are not dead, more wronged than Dou E! ”
Wang Jinbao sneered when he heard it, and then said with an extremely helpless smile
"Oops! You're so funny! It's getting more and more fun! How can there be drug addicts in a good way! Who's on drugs! Tell me, I'll find a magnifying glass to take a good look, what do drug addicts look like? Your kid's imagination is simply too rich, this is the school, not gold, three, horn! ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao took out a mirror from the drawer and handed it to Wang Jinbao
"I've never seen a good picture of it!"
Wang Jinbao took the mirror and took a look, and found that there was nothing abnormal on his face, and suddenly his roommates laughed, he felt that something was wrong, and then threw the mirror on the bed, and said with round eyes
"You're a drug addict, gentleman! What the hell do you mean uncle? Liu Bin gave me the title of a little gangster on the first day! What do you mean today, are you such a bully? ”
Shi Wentao sneered, patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder, and said with a smile
"Look at you, why are you still in a hurry to make a joke! Besides, it's not me saying that you're like a drug addict! Which style will you give me a good one? ”
Wang Jinbao's teeth clenched
"Who is his uncle, saying that Lao Tzu is a drug addict? If I don't tear his mouth off, I won't be called Wang Jinbao in the future! ”
Shi Wentao patted him on the shoulder, and said the matter of evening self-study from beginning to end with a wicked smile, Wang Jinbao heard that he was a higher mathematics teacher, and the anger in his heart was like magma, and he instantly unloaded the dish, and then sighed, a little crying and laughing
"Hey! Looks like I'm going to Quanrong tomorrow! ”
The big guys laughed when they heard this, and then they commented on Wang Jinbao's behaviors full of social habits in daily life like interrogating prisoners, and after tossing for about half an hour, the student union began to check the dormitory, and then went to bed one by one, lying on the quilt and thinking about each other's thoughts.
After school on Friday afternoon, the activists in the class asked for leave with the head teacher and went back to Xifeng to play, but did not go home, because the student union did not register, and if the dormitory checker was not there at night, it would be regarded as not returning at night, so everyone finished eating, lay down in the dormitory, and waited until about seven o'clock, and at half past seven, they would come to the classroom to watch the "same song" hosted by Liang Yongbin in the central three sets.
After Wang Jinbao came to the classroom, as usual, he came to the TV with the big guy, talking and laughing together, singing songs that he could sing, and humming tunes that he couldn't sing, but when the big guy was looking at it, Shi Wentao suddenly went out with Li Yun, Wang Jinbao was shocked when he saw this, and then smiled faintly, thinking that this guy didn't expect that what he said this time was true.
Then he became extremely excited, let go of his voice and howled like a wolf, singing the songs he could sing, but he suddenly felt panicked while singing, because since he saw Shi Wentao for the first time, he felt that this guy was an extremely cunning and flamboyant guy, and the most important thing is that the flamboyant man is the best at saying sweet words, and sweet words are deadly aphrodisiacs for girls. The dumb man couldn't speak for eating Coptis chinensis, so he didn't finish reading "The Same Song", and walked out in a hurry.
As a result, when Wang Jinbao just walked to the staircase, he found that Shi Wentao and Li Yun, like a pair of lovers, were talking and laughing on the handrail of the stairs. Seeing this, Shi Wentao immediately smiled and said as he walked up
"Why is 'The Same Song' over tonight so quickly?"