Wang Jinbao turned around and sighed, then shook his head and said

"The cooked ducks are flying! Hug you big-headed ghost and hug the beauty, let's hurry back to sleep with the pillow and go! ”

Shi Wentao glared, put his arms around his neck and said

"That's it! Don't you ask, brother, what did I do before? It's Friday the day after tomorrow, and after watching "The Same Song" in the evening, I'll take her down for you, and on Saturday night, you can talk about life on the school lawn! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, although this guy used to be in the dormitory, he showed off to others when he had nothing to do, when he was in middle school, how awesome he was chasing girls, saying what "emotional contagion method", "consensual law", "dead skin and face method" A whole set of messy flowers, he returned to the dormitory without saying a word, and lay on the bed and thought about it, because he faintly felt that there was no drama in this matter, and nine times out of ten it was the shaver's flat shoulder, because he had secretly watched Li Yun for so long, and every time he was a cheap peeking, And people didn't take the initiative, they were looking at themselves, and not once.

After breakfast the next morning, Wang Jinbao came to the classroom and just walked into the classroom, because of the events of the previous night, it instantly became the focus, and his butt was not yet firmly seated, Meng Junhong said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Campbell! I didn't realize that you are still a talent! How did you come up with such a classic and meaningful statement! ”

Wang Jinbao scratched his head extremely embarrassed, just smiled faintly, and before he could explain in a hurry, Guan Yinbang, who was sitting next to him with a smile on his face, narrowed his eyes into a slit, and said in a sarcastic tone

"Oops! I finally saw it last night, what is called not a sound, it has been a blockbuster, and if it does not fly, it has soared into the sky! I didn't expect you, the half-brained person in everyone's eyes, to be able to say that love doesn't need a reason, but I can't live without Li Yun! It can go down in the history of petroleum technical schools! Wang Youcai, please teach me too, how about I find a girl to confess when I'm done?"

Wang Jinbao glared, rolled his eyes and said with a smile

"You should have watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu"!"

Guan Yinbang didn't think about it, and said it directly

"Why don't you ask me if I've watched "Fengshen List"! What's wrong with "Smiling Proud Jianghu"? Does this have anything to do with chasing girls? ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it and said unhurriedly

"Since you have watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu", you should have heard of being a groom every day, sleeping with a bride every night, and a mother-in-law in every village!"

Guan Yinlian rolled his eyes angrily and said with some irritation

"Isn't this the line of lewdness, the thief picking flowers and thief Tian Boguang? And the trouble you didn't memorize the lines, don't make it up! Where is the sentence of the mother-in-law of the village on the TV series! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, and said with round eyes

"It seems that you have not only watched "Smiling Proud Jianghu", but also conducted a detailed study of the characters and lines in it! Since you understand it so thoroughly, haven't you noticed that not only are you the same as Tian Boguang, you look at women with the same eyes, but some of your behavior and habits are also like one person, since the two of you are not only similar in appearance, but also in god, then aren't you a realistic version of lewdness, thief? Since you're a flower thief, isn't chasing girls your forte, is there such a bully as you? ”

Guan Yinjiao heard this angry snort, and wanted to refute it, but his eyes rolled, he gritted his teeth and said helplessly

"Oops! It's really like a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! Hurry up and watch your little mother go, I'm too lazy to tell you! ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Jinbao's words were heard by Zhang Zhaochun, who was scanning the seven fairies one by one, and immediately shouted loudly

"Wang Jinbao! Wang Jinbao! In the future, you don't want to call Wang Jinbao, just call Wang Youcai! I just came to the sentence last night, love doesn't need a reason, but you can't live without Li Yun, early in the morning, he gave Guan Yinbang such a loud nickname, thief! ”

As soon as the words fell into the classroom, they blew up directly, knowing that the teacher walked into the classroom, everyone stopped, and Wang Jinbao counted it in, take the book! Flip the book! Combine the book! Book exchange! Peek! Single loop mode, until the afternoon and evening self-study, because it is the high math teacher Li Xiaogang tutoring self-study, the smokers in the class, led by Liu Baoxu and Xin Jindong, as long as it is Li Xiaogang's self-study class, generally lie that their stomachs are uncomfortable, and run downstairs to the toilet to smoke to pass the time.

That day, Wang Jinbao studied by himself from morning to afternoon and evening, still secretly looking at Li Yun as before, expecting Li Yun to react, but Li Yun not only did not return the favor, but glanced at him with his eyes, and became more indifferent, directly regarded Wang Jinbao as air, and when he studied at night, Wang Jinbao still did not give up, but no matter how he hinted, until the end from the beginning of the peeking, to staring intently, but Li Yun seemed to have become a wax figure, no reaction at all, and Wang Jinbao became more and more angry, Just when he wanted to throw a book over and check on this cold-blooded girl, and whether she was breathing, Fan Lei suddenly walked to the lectern and said with a hippie smile

"Teacher Li, I'll go out for convenience!"

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaogang didn't raise his head directly, and waved his hand directly, while Fan Lei immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet, Wang Jinbao glared at Li Yun fiercely, thinking that instead of looking at a living dead here, who was only more breathless than a dead man, it was better to go to the toilet, smoke one after another, anesthetize his nerves, and forget this unbearable past, so he stood up with a swish, the chair made a harsh sound, his face was full of bitterness and hatred, one shoulder was high and one was low, walking with a head shake, extremely reluctantly, came to Li Yun's table, Then he covered his stomach with a bitter face and hatred, and walked in a whisper with an extremely rich expression

"Teacher Li, I have an upset stomach, can you take a leave of absence?"

Li Xiaogang heard the sound of the chair, so he glanced up, continued to bow his head and was busy preparing for class, heard Wang Jinbao's voice, glanced up, slowly put down the pen, and then glanced at Wang Jinbao, looking at the young man in front of him who was more than one meter seven and seventy, weighed less than 100 pounds, his face was black, yellow, and dark, and a few pieces of meat were still developing horizontally, his eyes seemed to be sunken into his sockets, and he walked full of social habits

"Wang Jinbao, are you hurting badly? Do you want your classmates to take you to the school doctor's office? ”

Wang Jinbao hurriedly said with a flushed face

"Thank you, Mr. Li! I just don't feel sick to my stomach, just go to the toilet!"

Li Xiaogang looked at it again when he heard this, gritted his teeth and swung it, Wang Jinbao immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet when he saw this, and ran towards the toilet downstairs, and after a while, Li Xiaogang looked at Li Yun in the first row and asked with some concern

"Li Yun, is this Wang Jinbao in your class an addict, shouldn't he have gone to the toilet to take drugs?"