Chapter 1000: Heroes Don't Suffer Immediate Losses
Wang Jinbao glanced at Shi Wentao and said unhurriedly
"Oh! It turns out that deserters have been killed since ancient times! Since that's the case, what qualifications do you have to laugh at me! ”
The more Shi Wentao listened, the more confused he became, and said extremely irritably
"Don't be fooling around here, what you said seems to be with yourself, you have nothing to do with cigarettes, it doesn't matter much!"
Wang Jinbao lit the half of the cigarette in the ashtray and immediately asked rhetorically
"Because of their faith, Buddhist disciples endured great pain and got scars! What are you laughing at? The young man burns the cigarette scar because of the righteousness of his buddy! What are you laughing at? I accidentally dropped the cigarette in my heart and burned a few bubbles! What are you laughing at? ”
Shi Wentao glared at him and said with a bitter smile extremely helplessly
"I'd love to! I'm happy! You don't care! What can you do with me! ”
Wang Jinbao poked the cigarette into the ashtray again, and gritted his teeth with hatred
"I have no faith with you! Loss of brotherhood! Extinguish love! Full of brains all day long, male thieves and female prostitutes villain hypocrites, may I ask what qualifications do you have to laugh at others? I don't know where you got your confidence, I feel blushing for you! ”
Shi Wentao brushed it, his face was even uglier than a dead man's face, and he said angrily
"Please keep your mouth clean! Usually for the sake of your kid's lack of brains, I'm too lazy to see people like you, but if you don't give me male thieves and female prostitutes today, I can't say one, two, three, I'll let your words come out and stuff them in, and teach you how to be a person by the way! ”
Wang Jinbao snorted
"What's in your hand?"
Shi Wentao stuck the room card in front of Wang Jinbao's eyes and said like a fan
"You kid is deaf! Or the eyes are waxed! Didn't you listen to me, this is a room card! Don't you know that this is a key card? ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and said with some irritation
"You kid is not a waiter, why do you want to get the master room card?"
Shi Wentao sneered and said
"Look at what you asked, my room card locked the house, I asked the waiter for it, I opened the door, why do I have to ask you for instructions!"
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and pretended to be helpless
"You don't have to ask me for instructions, you're tormenting me! The crux of the matter is, after you open the door, why don't you give the room card to the door? I'm going to steal someone else's money! ”
As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao was directly anxious, and threw the room card to the ground
"I'm out today, I have to teach you how to be a person!"
Wang Jinbao quickly stood up and said with a happy smile
"If you dare to touch me, I'll tell them, you have the master room card, you can go in and out of the female staff dormitory at will, you kid think about it, what kind of scene will it be!"
Shi Wentao sighed, and said a little like crying
"You think the woman who lives upstairs doesn't have any brains! If you're not afraid of people and scratch your boy's face like a cat's face, you can go to the corridor now! ”
Wang Jinbao suddenly laughed
"Dude, you think these women have their brains caught in the door! I didn't get the master room card, they have nothing to scratch me for! Don't forget! Now the total room card is in your hands! Why don't we go out and give it a try! ”
Shi Wentao was like a deflated balloon, thinking that a hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, and said extremely helplessly
"Brother, let's not make trouble, okay? Will I knock on the door in the future? Let's go over now and send the key card over, do you think it's okay? You don't have a face, brother, I still have a face! ”
Wang Jinbao saw that Shi Wentao confessed, and thought that it would be almost enough, in case this kid was forced to be in a hurry, he would clean up his beauty, and it would be too cost-effective to be hungry, so he threw a cigarette and said
"You're right, you're shameless, brother, I still have face! Go ahead! What are you doing in my room? Did you forget to give me a New Year's greeting in the morning, and now you're going to make up for me! As long as the fifteenth day has not passed, when to pay New Year's greetings, it is not too late! ”
Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily, took a puff of cigarette with great irritability, and then said with a faint smile
"That's right! According to the customs of our hometown, as long as the fifteenth year has not passed, then the year has not ended! If you kid is not afraid of folding Yangshou, then do a good job and I will kowtow to you twice, if you don't dislike it, I will not only kowtow to you today next year, but also burn paper and incense for you! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard about this photo, there was a little kowtow and burning paper and incense, and immediately thought of the mourning hall, and wanted to scold him beautifully, and asked him if he had nothing to say for the New Year, but in this case, he happened to fall for this kid, and then his eyes rolled, his brows furrowed, and he pretended to be depressed
"As the saying goes, the long is the tribulation, the short is the life, in fact, I have already lived enough! But for the sake of your sincerity, for the sake of your two heads today and the incense on the first day of the New Year every day in the future, I will let it go! Hurry up and kowtow to me for the New Year! I'm all set! ”
As soon as the words fell, Shi Wentao stood up and said tightly with his fists
"Really? Your pursuit is too simple! said that for a long time, you kid only lived for two heads! But you kid may not have heard it clearly just now, brother, I only kneel to my parents, your kid's current level is not enough, if you want me to kowtow to you, it's impossible, if you want fists, I still have two here, if you feel that the two fists are not enough, I can also give you a few more punches! ”
Wang Jinbao found that this kid was beastly again, and thought that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"That's it! I'm not a punching bag, how can I like to be fisted! Aren't you kidding? Hurry up and say what's going on in my room! If there is nothing else, hurry up to the waiter, take the key, in case the people of the province use the key, the whole world is looking for you, then it is a bit difficult to say! ”
Shi Wentao saw that Wang Jinbao's clothes were soft, pinched his fingers and said with a long sigh
"Why did I come to your room, because when I went to return the room card, I heard your crying father shouting that my mother thought you had drunk too much and was afraid to jump from the fourth floor! So come in and have a look! I didn't expect that although you are alive, you just have more breath than the dead! ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"Will you come back that night?"
Shi Wentao turned his head
"Why don't you come!"
Wang Jinbao sighed, then did not say anything, the two drank more than a bottle of liquor in the evening, and soon on the afternoon of the seventh day of the first lunar month, Fan Lei and He Xiaogang came back, and drank another time in the house, and drank one by one Wow Wow Cry, the year is over!
At the end of the Spring Festival holiday on the eighth day of the first month, Wang Jinbao came to the data room early, cleaned up the hygiene of the desk, and sat in front of the computer while fighting the landlord, while thinking about waiting for Feng Liuping to come, and some work has been handed over, so that he can go home for the New Year, but he just turned on the computer, Feng Liuping did not wait, but waited for Zheng Chao's anxious call
"Jinbao, come to my room and tell you something!"