Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled and he said with a wicked smile

"Wife, celebrate the New Year! When are you going to start school? ”

Li Chunyan was stunned for a moment, and then said with some confusion

"It's okay, why are you asking this?"

Wang Jinbao grimaced and said with a little blush

"That's just right! I'll go back to my hometown for the Lantern Festival, and by the way, I'll let you see, I don't meet your requirements! ”

Li Chunyan heard that Wang Jinbao was going to come to see him, he had been talking from 2005 to 2007, it seemed that the wolf was really coming this time, and he suddenly felt his heart beat faster, and in order to hide his inner excitement, he pretended to be calm and said

"You go home for your Lantern Festival, and when it's over, just go back to your Inner Mongolia to work! What do you do when you have nothing to do in Tianshui, let me have something to look at, and what can I do even if I can't look at it, if I can't look at it, I can return it! ”

Wang Jinbao heard that Li Chunyan did not make a direct decision, but thought about the problem again, turned over excitedly, almost rolled down on the bed, kissed the mobile phone fiercely, and said with a happy smile

"Wife, come and kiss again! You're so cute! Then it's such a happy decision, if you don't want to return it, I will destroy myself directly! ”

Li Chunyan saw that Wang Jinbao was really preparing for the New Year, and ran to the school to see her, she panicked for a while, and said a little anxiously

"No! Now my mom hasn't agreed! You know you're going to have to kill me! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled

"Trust me! Some things won't happen until your mom agrees! ”

This sentence directly reached Wang Jinbao's heart, and he whispered very quietly for a while

"Nasty! Didn't you still say that the oath was just a momentary lie? Makes me not trust college boys? It is said that it is better to believe that there are ghosts in the world, than to believe in the broken mouth of men, if there is truth in the mouth of men, then pigs will go up the tree? How do you explain this sentence now? ”

Wang Jinbao only found out at this time that when he said this, he forgot that he was also a man, this was not digging a pit for himself, but this small pit would not trap him, otherwise how could he, a sheep herding baby, be a serious college student and fall in love with himself for three years.

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly when he thought of this, and said with a happy smile

"That's right! I said these words, that's because I'm not the boy around you, but your husband, the oath is just a temporary lie, and there is some truth in this sentence, but what I give you is not an oath, but a promise, because the last thing a man can afford is a promise! Because the oath is for a while, and the promise is for a lifetime! If a man has the truth in his mouth, the pigs will go up the tree! Although this sentence is very one-sided, when I say this, I am ready, ready to go up the tree at any time and become meat in your pot! ”

Li Chunyan was speechless for a while when Wang Jinbao said it, and then said helplessly

"Alright, don't run the train with your mouth full! I won't tell you anymore, I will dig a pit by myself and jump in and climb up, and I will bury the pit myself! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that Li Chunyan was starting to be a little overwhelmed, so he hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and said with a happy smile

"Oh, how could I be willing to let you fall into the pit, and even if there is a pit in front of me, I will jump into the pit first, probe the depth for you, go down to make a mat for you, and wait for you to go on a date secretly! When do you think I'm coming to see you? I've been waiting for the flowers to bloom and fall several times this day! Now even God is moved, and the snowflakes are floating! ”

Li Chunyan's heartbeat almost flew out at this time, and she said with some shortness of breath

"Nasty! My mom looked for me to hang up first! ”

Wang Jinbao put the phone on his ear, reluctant to take it off for a long time, and then lit a cigarette and took a puff, and the text message rang

"Stinky guy, I'm freezing to death! Miss you! Husband, you can do it! ”

Wang Jinbao was excited and didn't bite the cigarette well, his hot chest was beaten, he jumped and screamed on the bed, and there were a lot of small red spots, but Shi Wentao was summoned

"A person jumping up and down on the house, a monkey for the New Year!"

Wang Jinbao wiped his spit

"you! Trick your uncle and play monkey! Scald my brother to death! ”

Shi Wentao was stunned and looked at the half of the cigarette on the bed, and laughed wildly

"Oops! I have seen a scar on the head with incense, six pure Buddhist disciples! I've seen a social person with a cigarette burning his arm with a cigarette! For the first time, I saw half of the brain with a cigarette burning a cigarette scar on the chest! ”

Seeing Shi Wentao's gloating appearance, Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled

"Say whatever you want! Who let you in without my consent? ”

Shi Wentao proudly took out two door cards

"This one is mine, this one is the waiter's total room card! So brother, I want to go in, that house goes into that house! And you kid can only look at it, it's useless for you to be red-eyed, because there is only one card! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Shi Wentao with a villain's ambition, and thought to himself, don't forget, people will be mad, and there will be rain when people are crazy, my brother will give you this first, laughing like someone threw a bone at you and fed a fly in your mouth, so he also laughed and said

"Dude, do you know what it means to be cheeky?"

Shi Wentao couldn't find the north for a while, and said extremely depressed

"Does the room card have anything to do with brazenness? Don't blame yourself too much, half of the brain is innate, this is understandable, everyone can understand it, otherwise how can it take care of you in everything and not care about you! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"Have you ever heard fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps?"

Shi Wentao habitually and arrogantly came to a sentence

"You think I'm illiterate!"

Wang Jinbao sneered

"Then have you ever heard that fifty steps are laughing at a hundred steps, and fifty steps is even more shameful!"

Shi Wentao rolled his eyes angrily

"Oops! I said that your kid doesn't have enough brains, and the addition and subtraction within ten can't be calculated at all without a computer, and you kid won't admit it! You see that fifty steps is more than 100 steps, and that less is now indistinguishable! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, he wanted to say that there is a computer, why do you have to use your brain to calculate, why do you have to use your brain to calculate, then why did you invent a computer, but now is not the time to discuss, so he asked again

"Okay, you have enough brains, you can finally use a computer for so many years, and you can calculate addition and subtraction within ten! But I want to ask you now, how important are the numbers? Or does the end result matter? ”

Shi Wentao said a little irritably

"Nonsense, it must be the result that matters!"

Wang Jinbao found that this kid was successfully taken to the ditch by himself, so he asked again

"Good! Finally hear a word of truth from your mouth! Okay, let me ask you, when dealing with deserters on the battlefield, don't you see how many steps you have fled? ”

Shi Wentao was directly speechless, and rolled his eyes impatiently and said

"What you kid said is not nonsense, treating deserters from ancient times to the present, it is all a word killing, what does it have to do with how many steps you escape! You kid don't want to be here, just bite the words with me, just say the result! ”