Chapter 92: Flirting to the point that you can't walk
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly
"I'm sorry, but this matter can only be understood and not spoken! You'll find out in the future, wait for me to wrap up the love letter! ”
He Chaoling glared fiercely
"Alright, I'm still busy! Send it to me after class!"
Wang Jinbao turned around and gritted his teeth
"Oops! My love letter paper is all cut, just go back and write a few words, you are in a hurry to reincarnate! ”
He Chaoling rolled his eyes angrily
"Die quickly! Classes are coming soon! ”
Wang Jinbao flew into the classroom with an arrow step, and his eyes turned quickly to write a sentence
"If you are a cup of intestinal poison, I would rather taste it slowly until I am old! Love your treasure forever! ”
He Chaoling took it in his hand and glanced at it
"Oops! What a prostitute talent! Why don't you say that she is a cup of boy urine, you follow behind your ass every day, open your mouth wide and wait for it every day! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely and pinched He Chaoling's neck
"Why are you thirsty! I have a pot of good dragon well brewed with boy urine, if you don't open your mouth, I'll pour some for you! ”
He Chaoling threw Wang Jinbao away, jumped away and escaped far away, and then said with a wicked smile
"Good Longjing, you better keep it and drink it slowly! But I suspect that the tea is fine, but this boy urine is an impostor! Don't drink the things poisoned, a life whine! ”
Wang Jinbao tried to chase it, but the soles of this guy's feet slipped with oil, and then he went back to the classroom stupidly, lying on the table and thinking, I only heard them say before, chasing girls has to wipe their faces in their pockets, called the dead skin and face method, but he has never experimented, but now he has blown it to the sky, it seems that he has studied it well, and then summarized their various routines of chasing girls, and said to himself with a smile
"It turns out that the dead skin is on the face! Plainly! That's the woman doesn't move, I've been teasing! If women move, men and women dance together! Let yourself slowly walk into her life, step by step into her heart, and become a part of her life! There is also the ability to fight back and scold! Cultivate the beloved girl into a tricky and willful guy, even if the people around him have ideas, they can only be discouraged, and finally become his own dish, because only he knows when to add firewood and what kind of firefighting effect is the best! ”
Then after a while, he discussed with Zhou Gong how to win Shangguan Yunzhu, and suddenly the bell rang for the end of class, Wang Jinbao immediately recovered, and habitually came to the small road next to the classroom to smoke, but just walked to the door of the classroom after smoking.
Suddenly found a few girls in the class, walking from the direction of the toilet, then he had a flash of inspiration, thinking right! As the saying goes, people have three urgency, Shangguan Yunzhu is even ruthless! How ruthless! No matter how arrogant it is! But it can't be just Pixiu, the toilet should always be on it!
In this way, as long as you stand at the door of the classroom every day and wait for the rabbit, you can see her, and you don't have to be loyal outside the classroom every day, freezing like a lonely ghost for forty-five minutes, and ringing the bell after class every day!
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao hummed that today was a good day, and jumped back to the classroom, just after the second session, he ran out of the classroom quickly as fast as he could, from the habitual back door to the front door, and waited for a full ten minutes, and was stunned that he didn't even see a figure, and then shook his head helplessly, thinking that it must be this little girl, who didn't drink porridge when she had breakfast in the morning, so she returned to the classroom stupidly.
As soon as the third class ended, Wang Jinbao still ran out of the classroom quickly, but he was still standing on his feet, but he didn't expect Shangguan Yunzhu and Li Ying to come towards him with their little hands, but he was a little overwhelmed when he saw this, and he wanted to turn around and go back to the classroom, but when he thought that he was just to see her, so that she felt that she existed all the time, and what was the matter with escaping, so he coughed deliberately.
Wang Jinbao didn't expect this cough to be more lethal than the one who used all his strength and sneezed, only to see Li Ying and Shangguan Yunzhu, they immediately turned around and ran towards the classroom, but just half of the run, they turned around and trotted all the way to the toilet with their heads down.
Looking at her two funny expressions and an unusually expression, not to mention how happy he was in his heart, especially looking at Shangguan Yunzhu's back gradually moving away, if it weren't for the difference between men and women, Wang Jinbao couldn't wait to follow up in the toilet!
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao wanted to go to the trail to smoke a cigarette, but when he thought about it, when he smoked, Shangguan Yunzhu finished going to the toilet, came back and couldn't see himself, and he was in a lost mood, wouldn't this be too unkind, he wanted to stand in place and continue to wait, and then thought that this was a protracted battle, in case the girl didn't catch up with him at that time, but because she didn't smoke in time, she was addicted to cigarettes and died, and she couldn't look down on it in the future.
Then he smiled bitterly, thinking that since Shangguan Yunzhu was in the toilet, he would go to the men's toilet that was only separated by a wall from her to smoke, which could be regarded as getting closer to her, but it would be too long to follow the route between the two of her.
So he copied the path from the door of the first class of junior high school to the toilet, but when he walked to the corner of the girls' dormitory, he didn't expect his eyes to light up, and found that Li Ying and Shangguan Yunzhu actually played guerrilla with themselves and changed the route back, but he happened to be hit by mistake and touched it by mistake, it can be said that it was a perfect encounter, but after all, it was the first time to chase a girl, Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly walked to the side to make way for others.
Unexpectedly, Shangguan Yunzhu panicked in an instant, Wang Jinbao gave way to the left, and she followed to the left! Wang Jinbao went to the right, and Shangguan Yunzhu walked to the right! Wang Jinbao couldn't stop where he was, but Shangguan Yunzhu also stopped, and at this time, the two of them looked at each other for the first time, and there was a heart-to-heart exchange, and Li Ying couldn't say anything when he saw this
"Oops! What are you two doing? How did you let the Tao go, and I started to look at the eyes! ”
Wang Jinbao hurriedly lowered his head and moved to the left
"Please, two of you!"
Shangguan Yunzhu instantly blushed like a fire pot, and immediately ran away, Wang Jinbao showed a happy smile when he saw this, hummed a little song and walked towards the toilet, after returning to the classroom after smoking, he immediately took out the love letter paper and deliberately wrote one more
"Where there is oxygen, there is life, and where there is air, there is my love! Bead jogging! Bao will be distressed! ”
Then he immediately found He Chaoling, but he didn't expect people to take a look at it and laugh directly
"Oops! Wang Youcai! Wang Youcai! You're so talented! It's a pity that where there is oxygen, there is life, but you are air in the eyes of others, so your love cannot be felt by others! But I've seen shameless, I really haven't seen you, you're so shameless! You flirted with other people's little girls, and they can't walk anymore, so please trouble you almost, don't forget that this is a crime! ”