Chapter 91: Dead Skin and Face Method
Shangguan Yunzhu immediately lowered his head, he didn't dare to look out of the window every morning reading, let alone look up, Wang Jinbao saw Shangguan Yunzhu began to pay attention to himself, and in the following days, no matter the wind and sun, or the storm, he would appear on time opposite Shangguan Yunzhu's window in the morning self-study time, and insist on a pocket version of the love letter of ten words every day.
It lasted for about a week, and one day in the morning self-study, Wang Jinbao walked to the opposite side according to the usual practice, and sent this little girl's film, I don't know where to buy the window grille paper, the glass paste is not only invisible to people, but also invisible to the hair.
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao was directly anxious, he wanted to go over, and tore off the window curtain paper, but it was obviously inappropriate, and suddenly found that the classroom door was open, and she happened to be sitting in the first row, he remembered that when God closed a door for you, he would definitely open a window for you, and his eyes rolled and he thought that all roads lead to Rome, you can paste a broken paper on the glass on the window, and my brother still doesn't believe that you can, hang a curtain on the classroom door.
Immediately shifted his position and came to the back of the classroom of the first class of the second year of junior high school, but due to the change of angle, he could not only see the top of Shangguan Yunzhu's head, but also see the way she was reading, not to mention how happy she was in her heart, thinking that even if you don't want to look at me now, but the afterglow of your eyes will also want to read a pocket version of love letters, and you can't help but get into your eyes, and another week has passed like this.
Wang Jinbao wrote more than a dozen love letters, like a stone sinking into the sea, Shangguan Yunzhu still didn't say anything at all, although Wang Jinbao was a little anxious, but thought that girls want boys to coax their stars like the moon, then they will do good things to the end, although they can't send roses every day, but they can send greetings every day, although they don't send roses fast, but with roses and money, they can only smash open the girl's belt, and there is no way to smash the girl's heart, the belt can be changed at any time, but once the heart door is opened, I won't close it for the rest of my life, so I keep encouraging myself that persistence is victory! Come on!
Until one late autumn morning, because the temperature plummeted, the autumn wind was like a knife, blowing not only could not open people's eyes, but also seemed to be slapping for a while, Wang Jinbao hurriedly wrote a love letter
"The Siberian cold snap is coming, will the wind and snow be far away?"
Then he came to the old place after a while, and found that Shangguan Yunzhu was not still reading a serious book as usual, and his heart was half cold when he saw this, thinking that there are countless strange women in the world, although there are countless of them, the school is so individual, and it is the first one who is challenging, but even if she is a piece of ice, she must use her sincerity, use her piece of ice to use Taiguang to make fire, and boil this pot of daughter red.
But the temperature outside is not only really cold, there is no way, he has seen it many times, but there is no time when his eyes collide, he thinks that it is not so far, even if he looks at it, it can't be found in time, no matter what kind of woman is emotional, and then he smiled evilly, pulled his throat and sneezed fiercely.
As a result, Shangguan Yunzhu kept staring at herself because Wang Jinbao had been shifting places, and she could only keep moving her body back, but suddenly a sneeze caught her by surprise, and the stool slipped and sat on the ground!
Wang Jinbao wiped his tears, and when he looked at Shangguan Yunzhu again, he suddenly found that there was no one on the table, and then he found that he was sitting under the table, his eyes were full of murder, and he glared at himself fiercely, and after being pulled up by Li Ying, he immediately closed the door, Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that this is the legendary heart, but he didn't expect that a sneeze actually shook her true heart, it was incredible!
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao took a look, the closed classroom door and the pasted tight window, and touched his face that was frozen and painful, thinking that since the door and window are gone, it is better to go back to the classroom as soon as possible to recharge his energy and continue tomorrow morning, but when he was sleeping soundly, He Chaoling suddenly came to the classroom to look for him
"Boss Wang, come out! Tell you something! ”
When Wang Jinbao saw He Chaoling, he didn't wake up instantly, but as if he saw a fire in winter, he hurriedly ran out of the classroom
"Where's the thing? Hurry up and show me, what is written on it? ”
He Chaoling was stunned for a moment, and then said a little inexplicably
"Boss Wang, didn't you wake up! What is it? ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"Of course, it's a love letter written by Shangguan Yunzhu! Could it be that I want your crotch and your hoodoo! ”
He Chaoling let out a long sigh
"Hey! Boss Wang, I really don't have what you want! However, Shangguan Yunzhu said, you dog, if you dare to appear in her field of vision after self-study, she will apply to the teacher, sit in the last row, and break off her friendship with Li Ying! Let yourself make a face and stop struggling fearlessly! She won't be in a relationship until she goes to college! ”
Wang Jinbao paused for a moment, and then patted He Chaoling's shoulder with a smile
"It's okay! Since she said so, I can't separate you and Li Ying for my own sake! But as for when she falls in love, it doesn't seem that she has the final say, nor does I have the final say! Everything can only be left to fate! Therefore, I can only pursue it now, and leave everything else to Providence! But just now her words, I roughly analyzed, although it seems that the door has been closed, but after a careful analysis, she only said not to watch it in the morning self-study time, not to say that you can't watch it at other times! And she didn't say that she wouldn't read my love letters, so the door was not closed, leaving this gap just enough to stuff a love letter! ”
He Chaoling's eyes widened when he heard this
"Boss Wang, she has said this, do you still need to continue? Is it really like she said, you don't even want face for a girl? You don't often say that the girls in the world are not dead, why do we hang ourselves on a crooked-necked tree! Excuse me, what is your method of chasing girls! ”
Wang Jinbao licked his mouth, gritted his teeth and said coldly
"Haven't you heard that love should become more and more courageous? I'm weird again, why am I shameless when I chase my beloved girl? Besides, if you don't have a girlfriend, you have to wash your face! Haven't you heard that if you have a sense of humor, you're buying an insurance policy! If you have a cheeky one, you have quite a bit of a pass? You don't understand such a simple truth, it seems that you really read the book to your ass! Brother, this is called the dead skin and face method! ”
He Chaoling sneered
"That's it! I've heard of the law of consensual thinking! Emotional contagion! Love at first sight! Today is the first time I've heard that chasing girls has a dead skin and face! So tell me now, how are you going to chase next? Let me also learn how to learn this dead skin and face method? ”