Chapter 0626 Pretending to be a rich man with two steel hammers
Fan Lei was directly anxious, stood up and slapped Wang Jinbao on the back of the head, and then said extremely irritably
"Lao Qin, keep going, don't care about this half-brain! Don't say today that he doesn't have a brain, even if he doesn't have a long head, it's just that big! Now that I'm here, I want to go back for a walk, and I'm thinking about something all day long! ”
Wang Jinbao found that this guy was anxious, scratched his head extremely helplessly, turned around and said with a wicked smile
"Oops! Look at your little bit of interest, just kidding me to play with my life, you are not afraid to stand up, Lao Qin braked sharply, and flew you out directly from the front, and he died! Wait for the ambulance to come up in this hellish place, I'm afraid you'll already collect the body! Brother, I have to waste dozens of dollars to buy you a wreath! Why do you say you're so harmful! ”
Fan Lei rolled his eyes angrily and said extremely irritably
"You kid is a typical underdrawn, can you hope that I will be good all day long! And flew straight out, you think I'm like you, frivolous and has no weight at all! ”
Wang Jinbao was just about to retort and said, your kid is very heavy, and his heart is heavy like a scale, and the most important thing is hollow, but he didn't expect Lao Qin to say with a faint smile
"Jinbao! You guy is so bad! Let's not say that I don't brake urgently under normal circumstances, but even if I really encounter a sudden situation, situation, situation, front seat, damn it! How is it possible to fly straight out of the windshield! Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you really fly out, there is no windshield, in order to save our car, we can still go on the road! Why do you have to wait for an ambulance! You kid, this is a death can't be saved! This kind of thinking is extremely dangerous! ”
Wang Jinbao was instantly happy, thinking that there was no suitable excuse for being really sad, no matter how good Fan Lei was, he didn't expect Lao Qin to successfully hand over the words, first sighed, and then said with some sadness
"Hey! Old Qintou! Old Qin Tou! I really don't know what to say about you! How can this make me die without help! The key is that in our car driving, it is a normal person, not everyone can pull it! The carriage behind our pickup truck, that's pulling things, and there are many families, that's here to pull dung, you say that Fan Lei is no longer a thing, so it won't be pulled as dung! The most important thing is that your car, pull it to the funeral home, will people let you send people in? In that case, it won't be messed up! But if there are no vital signs, they will be sent to the morgue naturally, which can save a lot of trouble, do you think I am right! ”
Lao Qin was speechless for an instant, smiled happily, and pointed at Wang Jinbao in the air
"Your boy's mouth is so vicious! You are asking all the questions, the difficult finale questions, come to me to find the answers, don't you know that I am illiterate? How could you possibly know! I'm really convinced of you! Don't dig a hole for me again, let Fan Lei scold me again, I'm so old, I won't mess with you madman! The two half-immortals are seated, and the car is about to turn! ”
Wang Jinbao didn't say anything, because he was afraid that Fan Lei and Lao Qin would open the bow left and right, and directly torture himself to death, but sitting and sitting, he glanced at Lao Qin with some curiosity, thinking that as the saying goes, no one chases a hundred-year-old rabbit, you old guy, at least a rabbit of nine hundred and ninety-nine years, otherwise it is also Hu Meiniang on "The Legend of the New White Lady", not that he can't catch up, but that he can't even see a hair.
After a while, the vehicle stopped at the door of the station, only to see Fan Lei quickly get out of the car, talk to the door guard for a while, then come over to Wang Jinbao's wash basin at one end, and began to walk in, Wang Jinbao saw the cigarette in the washbasin, so he said in a hurry
"Oops! You're too selfish, aren't you? You are in such a hurry to get in, and you haven't registered, how can I get in! Besides, if you go in, go in, what are you doing with my footbath, don't you see the smoke in it? ”
Fan Lei was stunned for a moment, and then took a look and found that the washbasin was covered on the footbath, and he wanted to throw the washbasin on the ground, but it was a small matter to pick it up, and this kid had to talk for a long time, but he really didn't want to stay here for a minute, and said extremely irritably
"You kid, don't make too much! Why uncle, I'll help you, and I made a mistake! How do I know that you have a footbasin and a washbasin! Besides, you have rotten cigarettes, I'm afraid that my throat hurts after smoking, and I won't take a single one, let's hurry up! Go back and hand over quickly, and I'll be completely liberated! ”
Wang Jinbao glared angrily, strode after him, took out a cigarette from the basin, and said helplessly
"I know that my cigarette grade is too low, Fan Ye, you don't like it, but even if you want to smoke it today, then you have to ask Lao Qin if you agree? By the way, I will say to you kid, if you go in alone, then I will get in the car and wait, today you don't carry me in, put it in the room, and you don't want to completely liberate the door! ”
Fan Lei gritted his teeth and stood in place, his eyes were full of murder, and he said with some confusion
"Oops! Wushenqi is full of cigarettes, you brought it so far away, and now you bring it back, I really don't know what you think? ”
Lao Qin saw Wang Jinbao bring the cigarette, and quickly got out of the car and said with a smile
"Jinbao, what are you doing here? I'm not a smoker, are you serious kidding? You are so addicted to smoking, how can you smoke a cigarette! ”
Wang Jinbao threw it into the cab and said with a happy smile while taking the water downward
"Old Qintou look at what you said, anyone can buy a cigarette, the biggest fun of betting, that is, cash, if you don't cash, then what kind of lottery is it! So don't fight with me here anymore, and be willing to lose! Don't worry about my lack of smoke, let's come up every week to take gas samples, I will contact you in advance when I am about to finish smoking, and the station of the Liaohe Oilfield is in Wushenqi, and the cars that come up every day, you don't care! ”
Lao Qin hurriedly took the cigarette out of the cab, stuffed it, and put it into Wang Jinbao's arms, and said extremely angrily
"Jinbao, I'm really angry if you do this again! If you dare to put a cigarette in the car again, you are not cashing in the gamble for me, but taking the cigarette and smoking this old face of mine over and over again! How can I mix in the unit in the future! ”
When Fan Lei saw this, he walked over impatiently, threw the cigarette into the basin, and said to Wang Jinbao with round eyes
"You kid, can you be honest! The money for these two cigarettes was borrowed from He Xiaogang, with two steel hammers in his pocket, pretending to be a rich man! Besides, Lao Qin has said it, for your poor sake, give your kid a free time, is it interesting for you to toss so much? Hurry up and pick up the mineral water, follow me into the shop and recognize, I don't have time, toss with you here!! ”