Chapter 0625 How to Go to Work Without a Brain

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and found that Fan Leizhen was running towards the car at a trot all the way, and when he saw this, he glanced at Lao Qin, and thought that he really deserved to be an old driver

"Oops! You're a thief in your eyes, isn't that what it feels like! Come and smoke a cigarette to teach me, why is this sixth sense so smart, let me learn two tricks, and usually feel it, and see where there are beautiful women! Do you think it's okay! ”

Lao Qin took the cigarette and lit it, glared at it fiercely, and pretended to be angry

"Your boy's nose is more than that of a military dog, Turin, can't you smell a sow within a radius of a few kilometers? What else do you need a sixth sense for! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, took a puff of his cigarette, looked at Fan Lei, who was walking towards the car with a deep and shallow foot, and muttered to himself

"Old Qintou! Do you think this kid is not, he really has a problem with his brain! It's not good to stay in the house and sleep well on such a cold day, and come to meet us, what do you think of him! It's so hard to figure out! ”

Lao Qin glanced at it and said with an extremely helpless smile

"Didn't you kid ask knowingly? Haven't you ever been on the station? Besides, I've told you everything, he's almost crazy, but you don't believe it, now believe it! This is called, not listening to the old man and suffering in front of you! If you kid is kind to me in the future, maybe one day I can help you with advice and help you stinky boy! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, I wanted to say what kind of old man are you, your beard is not as long as the newborn goatee, and you have taken off your hair with excessive brain, so you will be an old man for me here, aren't you afraid of other people's jokes? But no matter what kind of people are older than him, they are also older in the operation area, so he quickly said with a smile

"Thank you, Old Qintou! Mission completion guaranteed! But I have a question right now, I've been bothered for a long time, can you help me answer it! You see that I can ask and talk well, can you tell the manager that I don't want to live and go back to be his secretary! Is there any trick to this? ”

Lao Qin glanced at Wang Jinbao, and wanted to say if your kid didn't wake up, why did you talk nonsense all day long, but found that Fan Lei came over, there was still a distance, and the car couldn't drive in, so it was better to sit here and wait, it was better to take this kid for a while, so he sighed and said with some sadness

"Hey! This is not difficult to do, but directly hanging a curtain on the wall! Unless you go for a sex reassignment surgery to see if there is such a possibility, I am afraid that your dream of being a secretary in this life will never come true! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, and immediately asked unconvinced

"Oops! Old Qintou! Old Qin Tou! I used to think that you were a person who kept pace with the times, but today I found out that you are an old stubborn! Don't forget! It's the 21st century, not a feudal society, does being a secretary have anything to do with men and women? What kind of logic are you? I'm so convinced! ”

Lao Qin looked at Wang Jinbao's extremely funny expression, sighed, and then said with a helpless smile

"You're right! Being a secretary really has nothing to do with gender, but it has something to do with appearance! If you think about it stupidly, you look like a criminal, in case one day the manager takes you out on a business trip, and when the police arrest the suspect, if the manager is your accomplice and arrests him together, you say that the manager is not more wronged than Dou E, so don't think nonsense, stay in the desert honestly, and go to your class! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, thinking that although appearance is very important these days, it is aimed at some women, as a dignified seven-foot man, if we want to live a wonderful life, we rely on strength rather than appearance, but when I talk to this old guy, he must have a reason not to play, and the big guy is to pass the time, so he said with some wonder

"Oops! Old Qin Tou! You're too bad, aren't you? Is there such a burying person as you? Am I that scary? Besides, it happened to me so much! You can't expect me to be good all day long! Am I going to offend you somewhere? ”

Lao Qin smiled, started the car, and said directly

"Haven't you heard that if you are not afraid of ten thousand, you are afraid of ten thousand? If you don't believe it, you can ask the manager to recommend yourself! Fan Lei is here, let's hurry over and hand over, and go back to have lunch, don't talk to you in your sleep, everything will wait for you to wake up, let's talk about it! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, I wanted to say directly, you don't want to look at people through the cracks in the door, haven't you heard that dreams must come true in case they come true, but before he could speak, Fan Lei pulled the car door and said extremely irritably

"Do you two drive ox carts? Why did it take so long to arrive, I really convinced you! It caused my old man to stand on the sand dunes and wait, and he almost froze into a popsicle! ”

Lao Qin smiled faintly and said nothing, Wang Jinbao looked at Fan Lei's extremely embarrassed appearance, and said with a happy smile

"Oops! It's only been a few days in the Liaohe Oilfield! I even forgot our Qin Eighty's specialty! Therefore, it doesn't matter if you drive a cattle cart or drive a domineering car! As long as it is Lao Qintou, we will always be at this point! And didn't I say you, are you really like Lao Qin said, the brain that has been in the desert for the past few days is a little insufficient, may I ask if you stand on the sand dune, can you speed up the pickup, or can you refuel the car, what are you doing with this crime! I've really convinced you! What's going on in your head for a day! ”

Fan Lei rolled his eyes angrily, sneered and said unhurriedly

"That's right! I'm not in the right place! I'm going crazy! But there are more half-brained people than me, who can run out of the desert for a second time, so I suspect you kid now, and say that you are half-brained, which is absolutely wrong, because you don't have a brain at all! ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth angrily, thinking that he would bully Fan Lei well, so he said extremely exaggeratedly

"Lao Qin stopped and put Fan Lei down, let's go back to Wushenqi to see a doctor!"

Lao Qin was stunned for a moment, because Wang Jinbao written on the road list was a vehicle user, so he was a little puzzled

"It's not all fine just now, what kind of illness are you going to go back to! Besides, even if we want to go back, we have to send Fan Lei to the station gate first, you see such a big wind and sand, it won't freeze when you go back! Do you think I'm right? ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, and said to Lao Qin extremely irritably

"Oops! What you said before was right, but this sentence is wrong, didn't you listen to Fan Lei, I don't have a brain at all, I am not allowed to work without a safety certificate, and it is not more dangerous if there is no brain! You just say it now, you can't stop this car! , I really can't do it, I'll call the manager! ”