Li Chunyan stomped her foot angrily, pretending to be angry

"Stinky boy! If you still suspect that someone is fat, then you can find someone who is not fat to call! But even if you want to find a thin one, then you must answer my question first, otherwise I can't swallow this breath, and now talk about how to compensate others! Otherwise, I'll hang up the phone, don't eat for a day today, and starve to death! Where to go, what to do from your own point of view! Otherwise, I'm not done with you! ”

Wang Jinbao took a sip of Coke and licked his mouth, thinking that if he could starve people to death if he didn't eat for a day, then there would not be so many people in the world, but this was clearly a little girl who was coquettish, and then he remembered again that women were afraid of three teasing, so my brother would have a good time with you, and then said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Don't you dare to go on a hunger strike! If I starve to death, then I will not be a bachelor! But it's better to starve to death, I have long said that you will not marry, and I will hold the group photo of your dormitory for the rest of my life, imagining that you don't care in my dreams! But the crux of the matter is that if you don't starve to death, but the hungry have hallucinations, you can't go to college, and you come to see me in our poor ravine! Then you have been studying hard for decades, wouldn't it be in vain, then I will be distressed, you better go to dinner first, and discuss other things! ”

Li Chunyan snorted when she heard this, and said with her mouth pursed

"Stinky rascals! What else do you want to do! You won't be afraid that the crowd in our dormitory will attack you and destroy you kid! Ah! I don't care! People are hungry! You say what to do now! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, thinking that all of you can come to my brother in the dormitory, what a happy thing it should be, as the saying goes, only women know women best, when the time comes, my brother will directly let you be the boss and let you manage them, so that my brother can only fly freely, and will not be a good gun, and will be scrapped directly, listening to Li Chunyan's voice waiting to be fed, he smiled bitterly, thinking that you are not a three-year-old child, and even if you are a three-year-old child, but I am not a wet nurse, even if you squeeze the blood, there will not be a drop of milk, Then his eyes rolled, and he said extremely distressedly

"You're so hungry! Then I'll give you some spiritual food first! I'll ask you questions when you're done eating, okay? ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Chunyan asked curiously

"What is spiritual food! How can I eat so far! ”

Wang Jinbao licked his mouth

"If you say you want it or not, you don't have to think about other issues! Don't forget! Brother is your god of war, King Kong! ”

Li Chunyan smiled bitterly with extreme disdain

"Cut! It's the same as the truth! Beware of the cowhide blowing and splashing foam! Go ahead! Miss Ben will listen to it today, what ivory is spitting out of your dog's mouth today! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, thinking that the so-called spiritual food, of course, can't be seen and touched early, but it can make a person excited like a chicken blood, but the last time he called, he secretly kissed Li Chunyan, but the little girl said that she was insulting her personality, and she wanted to draw a line with herself, completely broke off the relationship and hung up the phone, coaxed for two whole days to coax happiness, kissed hard, instantly felt her heart beat faster, and said a little timidly

"Baby, are you hungry now? Are you still panicking? ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan was not angry, but said a little shyly

"Nasty! All day and night, I think about the law on the letter to take advantage of others, and now not only the scar is good and forgets the pain, but also a little hygiene, don't forget the microphone of the public phone booth, which has been used by many people, not to mention how many people have kissed, to be precise, dirtier than the toilet, are you not afraid of getting sick! ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, thinking that although he was on the phone, he had finally taken a substantial step, but as long as the theoretical knowledge was solid, if he had the opportunity to meet in the future, practice would never be effortless, because once he won a girl's heart, the rest of her life would be her own, and playing in the water with mandarin ducks would be like a common thing. But one thing can be confirmed, the toilet is innocent, but the culprit is the core component of the human body, exploring the origin of mankind, but it is this part that makes countless heroes and daughters succumb to it, and there is no way that they are ordinary people, so he said with a wicked smile

"It's okay! Although the microphone is dirty, the signal on the phone is clean! Although the two of us are far apart, my love for you is sincere! Although we have been friends for so long, the friendship between us is pure! Besides, I'm not afraid to die for you, this bit of dirt is not worth mentioning at all, as for the bacteria on it, it has been completely eliminated by my heart that loves you, so please feel free to use it! ”

Li Chunyan smiled extremely shyly

"Nasty! No more! I received the spiritual food, but now although I am in good spirits, my stomach is like a cat scratch, what do you say? ”

Wang Jinbao's heart suddenly blossomed, so he quickly kissed five people

"I know what's going on! It must be spiritual food, and the amount sent is a bit insufficient, resulting in a lack of energy! I've just given you a full supply of food, how are you feeling now, if you're still hungry, I'll send you some more! ”

I didn't want to hit Li Chunyan directly

"Nasty! If you dare to play hooligan here, I'll call the police! ”

Wang Jinbao sneered

"Good! Hurry up and call the police and let the police take me over and see what the girl of my dreams looks like! ”

Li Chunyan let out a long sigh

"Oops! I really regret how I can know you such a nasty guy! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled

"No way! You haven't heard that it's not fate that chooses people, but people who choose life, and it's all fate! Besides, there are all kinds of medicines in the world, but there are no regret pills for sale! So resign yourself to your fate! ”

Li Chunyan was a little overwhelmed by what Wang Jinbao said

"I don't care if people are hungry! What do you say? ”

Wang Jinbao sighed and said helplessly

"Oops! Dude, you're hungry, and you don't eat food for thought! What do you think I can do? When you're hungry, go eat! ”

Li Chunyan said a little angrily when she heard this

"Nasty! People don't have clothes on, how do you let me go out? Come over now, buy me one like any other boyfriend, and send it to my dorm!" ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes lit up instantly, and he pretended to be surprised

"Oops! I'm really sorry! After playing for so long, I should have seen everything on you, what I shouldn't have seen, I watched it all, what do you say! Besides, you don't have any clothes on, let me deliver breakfast, is it to deliver breakfast, or to someone's door? ”

(End of chapter)