Li Chunyan scolded loudly like a demon

"Stinky rascals! If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will sew your mouth with a needle in a sack and a thin steel wire! Then dig out your two-colored wolf eyes and use them to play with glass balls, and play until they are all cracked and scrapped and can't bounce up, and you can't open your wolf eyes! And can you not be so naïve, you think that QQ videos at home, you should still watch what you shouldn't watch, you see them all! Ask what to do! Then I'll tell you right now, if there is that possibility, you only have one outcome, just throw it into the pond and feed the mermaids! And are you delusional! Let's not say that I'm not as shameless as you think, and I won't be as brainless as you think, exposing my body to the pervert's field of vision! Besides, are you really having a problem with your IQ? You've seen that girl, standing on the ground with no clothes on, talking on the phone! I've really taken your neuropathy! ”

Wang Jinbao stuck out his tongue, thinking to himself that even if he was in the QQ video, what could he do if he saw it, he couldn't touch the kiss, and he couldn't even smell the slightest smell, but to be exact, it was better to look at the original version that could talk and laugh, it was better to look at the motionless pirated version of the photo, because looking at the photo piracy is at best, that is, mental derailment, and watching the original version on the video, my brother will not only derail mentally, but also want to derail physically, but the body will always be on the track, until he is tortured to death by suffocation, there is no way at all!

Wang Jinbao thought of this, gasped, his mind was full of piranhas, the horror picture of eating, thinking that no wonder people often say, women are like a double-edged sword, good to sharpen iron like mud, not good to sharpen you like mud, and the knife hurts the heart when it sees blood, and directly does not even give you the opportunity to rescue, but although a man lives a lifetime, not for a woman's one-third of an acre of land, but leaving this one-acre and three-point land, it is like losing a responsible field, there is no life security at all, living like a lonely ghost, no joy of life at all, But since she picked up the phone, the little girl has been saying that she can't be hungry if she hasn't eaten, so what must be the purpose, and saying that other boyfriends send food, nine times out of ten they are stimulated and stimulated, there must be a following, and then smiled faintly

"That's it! Stop it! I'm sorry! It's really difficult to let you be friends with me, there are so many elites in the university, you don't have a choice, and you can't see me! I can't touch it! The little migrant worker I haven't seen before, messing around here all day long, not only is it a waste of time and youth, but the most important thing is that I can't take care of you, which makes me feel very guilty! So be it! You go to dinner first, and when you come back, I accept any conditions unconditionally, and they must be completed, all as compensation for you! Do you think that's good? Obedient, hurry up and put on your clothes and go to eat, I'll feel sorry if I'm hungry! ”

The mountain fire that Li Chunyan had just burned was instantly extinguished by Wang Jinbao's tsunami-like rhetoric, and there was not a single wisp of green smoke left, and it became tender in an instant

"Nasty! Everyone is getting dressed early! Are you really going to promise me any conditions, no lies? ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and thought that he had finally stabilized his aunt's god, and then immediately became convinced

"I vouch for it with my personality! As soon as you come back from dinner! Even if you want my eyeballs, I'll dig them out and send them to you! If you don't play badly, then use your feet twice until the game is scrapped! ”

Li Chunyan sneered and said a little mischievously

"You're so much fun! Am I as vicious as you think? Besides, what do I want you to do with your broken eyes, don't say if you send it over, can you still play it, in case the time is too long and smelly, there is no place to throw it! You perverted eyes, let's keep them for the future to see the beauty! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes lit up instantly, and he wanted to say Haven't you heard that the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, but he seemed to have discovered it, and the heaven-sent opportunity immediately became serious

"I'm sorry! I'll dig it up for you and send it over! Put it there and see you every day! It's on my head, it's like nothing! ”

Li Chunyan said with a flushed face when she was suddenly spoken

"Nasty! Why do the eyes grow in your head, then they become nothing! Let's talk about it, sister! ”

Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh and said with some sadness

"Hey! No way! Since the first time I heard your voice, my soul went out of my body and went straight to your voice! Now in the eye sockets of the head, there are just two fleshy lumps, bumps! The most important thing is that in these two lumps of meat now, except for you, the other females are just a bunch of protein! I'm sorry, but it's only you in people's eyes! Therefore, please pay attention to the package when the time comes, and don't let the pair get out of the eyes of the body in order to see you, and wait too long in the dark package! All right? ”

Li Chunyan found out that she was taken to the ditch by Wang Jinbao again, if she didn't stop it quickly, I was afraid that she wouldn't know how to be captured by others, so she sighed and pretended to be angry

"Hey! king! Do you want me to eat? ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes and immediately said with a smile

"I've never dreamed that you have a great appetite every day, and your body is still moving! But I can't help it if you don't eat it! ”

Li Chunyan's eyes rolled and she said with a wicked smile

"Oh well! To make your memory long! The next time I write my heart, send me a single photo quickly! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences! Although you spent a lot of money on letterheads, that thing can't be eaten! There are no handsome guys in our class, and the meals delivered are practical! Where to go, what to do from your own point of view! And I'm weird, you buy so much letter paper all day long, talk so much nonsense, but let me take care of it with an inch, do you really test my imagination? May I ask if I am examining you, or are you testing my patience again? Do you still want to pass the inspection period? ”

Wang Jinbao sipped his cola lightly, then licked his mouth, thinking that it seemed that these dozens of letters and hundreds of minutes of phone calls were not in vain, so much energy, at least seven or eight innocent girls in the past, had already helped the brothers to take it, but finally saw a glimmer of light, whether it was the dawn of victory or not, it was a little light, so hurry up and chase after the victory, so he immediately said with a smile

"No problem! As long as you're willing to eat! After I hung up the phone, I immediately went to the town to take a photo, and promised to see me in the next letter! ”

Li Chunyan was instantly happy like a child

"Really? No scam? ”

Wang Jinbao stood up with a swish

"Lie to you, I'm a puppy! I'll go now! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan whispered with some embarrassment

"Wait a minute! Why did you secretly kiss someone five times just now, instead of six or four times! ”

(End of chapter)