Chapter 42: Talking to the Dog
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly and then licked his mouth
"Of course I know that crushes don't fall out of love and never come to fruition! But you're afraid you only know that crushes can only be used that can't be used, and are always the best, but you never know that crushes also have a benefit, which can prevent people who love each other deeply. The ability to make the wrong decision at the wrong time, in the wrong place, and make each other regret things happen, hey! I don't understand it when I told you! ”
He Guoliang was criticized again for two to zero, and glared at him angrily
"That's it! Don't give me any more lessons here, you know everything, you should be able to! You tell me now, why don't you take down Zhong Ting directly by yourself, and be the black hand behind the scenes, can you be stronger than Wang Bao, how noble are these evil hands? ”
Wang Jinbao fell into deep thought, because if Zhong Ting's matter, it was to take revenge on Yuan Shuang, and if this girl was indiscreet, then Jia Haizhao and their class flower Lei Xiaoli in the first and third classes of junior high school, Zhang Dawei in the second and third classes of junior high school and their class flower Yuan Fangjuan, Zhang Shiao in the junior high school and their class flower Wang Julin, Niu Bin in the first and fourth classes of high school and their class flower Zhao Yan, etc., all because of the love letters written by the buddies and a bowl of mutton, pulled them into the water step by step, when she felt deeply guilty for herself, suddenly saw Zhang Shiqi and Banhua Luo Lei in the fifth class of high school, the two of them interlocked their fingers and walked towards the direction of the love field together.
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, because at that time, when Zhang Shiqi was chasing Luo Lei, he hung the curtain directly on the wall, but he still gave up his principles step by step, looking at what he looked like just now, she seemed to enjoy it very much, to put it bluntly, it was the girl's own problem, because the moment she opened the love letter, no matter how noble her soul was, she had already been betrayed by her evil eyes, and it was only a matter of time before she fell, so her eyes rolled
"Look at what you said, according to your meaning, if the matchmaker is guilty, the single dog should find you desperately! Besides, I'm a love letter writer, I'm not the emperor of ancient times, just give a marriage, then you have to get married, otherwise it's a protest, say a thousand ways and ten thousand, my love writing is good, just a catalytic role, but the decisive role is still the girl herself! ”
He Guoliang glared
"That's it! The matchmaker is not guilty, but the princess is guilty! Take 10,000 steps back and say, Wang Po is a woman, give Jin Lian to Menqing, I can still accept it, you said that you are a man, your eyes are round, you send so many girls to other people's beds, and you sleep with a pillow at night, do you say you are sick? Don't you know that it is more comfortable to hold your daughter than to hold a pillow? ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it
"That's right, I'm sick, and my IQ is at zero! Emotional intelligence is the same as your pig, may I ask if your family can also see this disease, if your sister is a medicine primer, I am willing to be identified once! Since you are talking about this, then I want to ask you a question, do you know what is the biggest difference between humans and animals? ”
He Guoliang was directly speechless, and gritted his teeth angrily
"Okay, you are five big and three thick, and you are not as good-looking as Wu Dalang, my sister is like a flower, how can I fall in love with you, so this is not asking for identification, but directly looking for death!"
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly
"Then if I become Ximenqing in seconds, will your sister be able to identify it for me? Don't forget that my brother and I are the king of the changing stars, and I am a well-known scholar! How many girls' Prince Charming, if you don't believe me, go back now, write a love letter to your sister, and try to see if she can go back! ”
He Guoliang went crazy directly, thinking that this grandson's brain was turning too fast, and he was taken to the ditch again, and he fell into the pit he dug for this grandson, but looking at Wang Jinbao's extremely arrogant expression, he was angry, and then sneered
"Okay, look at the social habits that I am full of now, not to mention, and being beaten on the head, full of bad ideas and bad ideas, where is there still a bit of a scholar! Because Brother Wang, wake up quickly! Don't forget, a phoenix is not as good as a chicken when you lose your hair! In the future, don't say that you are a top student when you meet people, others laugh off big teeth and small things, affect others to eat, be careful that people are looking for you desperately! I don't know the difference between humans and animals, please advise! ”
Wang Jinbao licked his teeth
"The world says that a phoenix with hair is not as good as a chicken, but don't forget, whether there is a phoenix with or without hair, it will always be a phoenix! And it can't be chickens, or other birds! On the other hand, a live chicken can only be a chicken forever, and the biggest is the raw material of a large plate of chickens, and it can't be elegant! Since you don't know, then I'll tell you that the biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans can control their desires, while animals can only do whatever they want! If your brain is slow, I'll give you an example, the dog will bite people and slip away, never think about the consequences, the girl who received my love letter, as long as I moved my mind a little, the person who can warm the bed every night five days a week is different, but when I have a storm, the little girl around me has become a little woman, and I have nothing to do with the sweat on my face, but after this girl gets married in the future, her husband asks where the gift of her love goes? How do you ask him to answer this question? Therefore, I have only one answer to all your questions, that is, although I am in love, I will never touch it, and once the core part of the girl is touched, then I have to marry home, because a man must be responsible for his actions! In other words, brother, I am not obscene, because brother and I are the embodiment of responsibility! ”
He Guoliang's eyes lit up instantly
"Say that for a long time, it turns out that you are the incarnation of a dog! No wonder we have so hard to communicate, people are playing the piano to the cow, and I am talking to the dog, hurry back! It's so cold, don't freeze your dog's nose! ”
After saying that, He Guoliang smeared the soles of his feet with oil, Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, shook his head and walked towards the classroom, and then he casually coped with the final exam, and the school made up classes until the twenty-third day of the lunar month, and on the first day of school in the spring of 2004, Wang Jinbao just walked into the classroom, and He Guoliang suddenly ran to him
"Brother Wang, your underground lover is no longer studying?"
Wang Jinbao's first reaction was to glance at Meng Yao sitting there reading in the front row, and then glared
"Who? Why don't I know, when will I still have an underground lover? ”
He Guoliang said with a wicked smile
"Zhong Ting!"
Wang Jinbao glanced at it
"Why don't you just say your sister! That kind of goods can also enter the eyes of Lao Tzu, you think everyone is the same as you, as long as it is a mother, you want to climb the fart, stock, smell it well, and smell it well, whether it is in estrus! What can she do all day long except twist her ass and complain, if she doesn't study! ”