Chapter 41: Female Medicine Introduction
He Guoliang was instantly dumbfounded
"Brother Wang, what do you mean? What kind of style do you want to smoke for me? ”
Wang Jinbao took a hard puff of his cigarette
"What are you doing pumping air for? Then I'll tell you now, as long as I, Wang Jinbao, am in school for a day, whoever dares to give Meng Yao a finger, I will directly turn him into a eunuch, so that he will never be a man, save things like you, take the things in the crotch all day long, and scourge the girls in the school everywhere! ”
He Guoliang's eyes were round
"Brother Wang, what's wrong with you? Why can Boss Wang kill two birds with one stone under the wheat straw stack, I can't chase Meng Yao, and Meng Yao is not your girlfriend, why are you so angry? ”
Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, then frowned, and looked at He Guoliang and said helplessly
"If you want to chase Yuan Shuang and Zhong Ting, I won't write you a love letter, and I can invite you to eat mutton! But Meng Yao said that if you can't move, then you can't move, if you want to test my patience and ability, you can let out a loud fart when I speak! ”
He Guoliang sneered, then looked at Wang Jinbao and said
"Dude, you think my brain is caught in the door! Although Boss Wang is about to leave, but now how many pairs of wolves, with green eyes in them, are staring at these two sisters, you let me chase her two, you might as well take off your shoes and slap me twice! When the time comes, for a girl, all day long, not to mention the blue nose and swollen face that was beaten, I don't even know who beat me! It's okay if you don't let me chase Meng Yao, but can you tell me why, or you just say that it's the cabbage you planted for yourself, and it hasn't grown well yet, so when it's ripe and tastes delicious, you can start it! ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"Why don't you say that you didn't fry the hot and sour cabbage first, and when others fry it out of the pot, you can eat it with chopsticks directly? What are you thinking about all day long! Since you are so curious, then good brother, let me tell you, Meng Yao, as our class flower, is currently guarding like a jade, not because she is not outstanding, nor because she is physically immature, or unsound, but thinks that she only knows how to study all day long, and never thinks that Hongxing goes out of the wall and jokes about her future, Wang Baoqiang is not embarrassed to disturb her, stretches out his evil hands to the side of his face, just touches the air on the side, afraid of becoming a sinner through the ages, and finally takes it back, and chooses Zhong Ting! I really don't know where you kid got the courage! ”
He Guoliang glared, thinking that he had obviously booked in advance, but he couldn't find a suitable opportunity, and now he said that he was like a saint, but in this case, if he mentioned this topic again, it was obviously a little inappropriate, after all, this grandson had been such a long dog leg for Wang Baoqiang, in case he was the one who suffered in case of trouble, but just now he criticized himself like a grandson, since you don't treat me as a natural person, then I will make you a man, and then my eyes rolled
"Since Brother Wang said this, if I still don't know the difficulties and retreat, it will be a typical death! But I still don't know something, Brother Wang heard that Zhong Ting was chased by many people, but they were unsuccessful, as soon as you got out of the horse, with just a love letter, you easily smashed the button of her jeans, not to mention, but also smashed directly under the wheat straw stack, since you are so miraculous, why don't you directly chase yourself, under the wheat straw, enjoy the happy moment of life? Could it be that you have some obstacle or defect in the psychological or physical aspect! If there is! Then you must be careful, you have to go to the hospital quickly and take a good look, because this is not only a disease, but also a matter of whether you can be a real man! Don't be embarrassed, if you really tell my brother like this, my family is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, not only has a secret recipe for giving birth to a son, but also a secret recipe for treating a man like you! ”
Wang Jinbao didn't even think about it
"Really? Actually, I've always been worried about this, but I don't have a suitable partner! But recently I heard that your sister seems to have come back from a part-time job, and she looks okay, although she is not a big beauty, but she is also a woman, or let your sister identify me tonight, if in a few months, your sister's belly is big, you directly become my brother-in-law, if you are not pregnant, directly find your grandfather, use your family's secret recipe, give me a good look, and let your sister keep identifying me after taking the medicine, until your sister's belly is big! Don't worry, I'll pay for the medical expenses! ”
He Guoliang's face suddenly turned green like a leaf
"The medical expenses are still paid, so what should my sister do? How will you get married in the future? ”
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly
"Since your sister is a medicine primer and is cured, she will naturally pour it with the medicine residue! As for how to get married, this is not a question that I, a patient, should consider, you should go back and ask your dad or your grandfather! ”
He Guoliang didn't take advantage of it, and said angrily
"I see that you are not only sick, but also directly in the bad genes, it's not far from game over! Obviously, he has a thief's heart, but if he doesn't have the courage to be a thief, he will say it clearly! ”
Wang Jinbao squinted his eyes and looked at it
"Dude, just kidding! After the appraisal, I will definitely leave the medicine primer by my side and identify it every once in a while! Since you are so curious, then good brother, I will tell you about it, in fact, this problem is not a matter of having a thief's heart or not having a thief's guts, as long as you have an iron heart to do something, you will do it if you have the courage or not, the reason why I don't pick flowers is because the gentleman has something to do, and he doesn't do something! ”
He Guoliang snorted
"Alright, don't be full of mouthfuls anymore! I don't believe that there are cats in this world that don't eat fishy? Could it be that you haven't thought about Meng Yao for so long? Now say to the wall, ask the wall if you believe it! ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"May I ask the beckoning cat in the store, does it eat fishy? The answer is yes, as long as there is electricity, nothing else will be eaten except to say Wishing you prosperity! And my fair lady gentleman, I have been like this since ancient times, I am not a god, how can I not have an idea, but this kind of admiration has been transformed into a way, standing in the distance and quietly watching her grow up happily, silently praying that her dream will come true as soon as possible! ”
He Guoliang glared with extreme contempt
"Alright, don't put gold on your-covered face anymore! Because even if you are studded with diamonds, you can't hide this appearance of eating people without spitting out bones! Obviously I was scared and ran away by the wind, and I still have a broom here, pretending to be a big-tailed pervert, does this make sense? And I'm weird, don't you claim to know everything? Don't you know that a crush will never fall out of love, but it will never come to fruition, and to put it bluntly, it's self-deception, is this fun? ”