Chapter 0637 The Great Masters Use Women to Clean
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, thinking that your kid is not hopeless, but you don't need to save it directly, because saving it is also in vain, but then think about it, everyone has their own ambitions, as long as they are not scolded, whatever he says, so he quickly said with a smile
"Oops! Good brother can't help it, people say that people who can understand the doorway, and those who can't understand the excitement, I'm just a big old man, how can I understand! Don't be angry! Besides, I'm not interested in any of these at all, and that's not my specialty! ”
Li Botao rolled his eyes angrily and said with some confusion
"How can you be like you who eats and sleeps all day long, sleeps and eats, in addition to sleeping, you also sleep, you actually have a specialty, you are not joking with me!"
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, thinking that other sparrows have faces the size of melon seeds, I am a dignified seven-foot man, how can I not have a specialty, what is the meaning of living in the world, I wanted to write directly, because I can go to this day with Li Chunyan, and it is inseparable from my own literary talent, but I don't have any creativity at all, and then I don't have any creativity at all, and then I talk about myself and Li Chunyan, these buddies all know, so I rolled my eyes, and said unhurriedly with a wicked smile
"Sleep!"
Li Botao instantly focused his attention from the TV to Wang Jinbao, and said with round eyes
"What's that? Sleeping is your specialty, I think you sleep for a long time! Why don't you say it, growing fat is your specialty! It's really amazing! Dare to say anything! I can't do it if I don't admire you, kid! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at Li Botao, his extremely exaggerated and funny expression, and suddenly he was happy, thinking that what his brother wanted was this effect, and he wanted to say that sleeping was actually a great knowledge, and if he woke up from sleep, it would be a sleep! If you fall asleep and never wake up, you'll never wake up! As mentioned in the sketch, a day has passed as soon as the eyes are closed and opened, and the eyes are closed and not opened, then this life has passed, but I am afraid that this guy will say that he will have nothing to do to tell him cross talk, and then he will be cleaned up with a bad smile
"Hahaha! Brother! You're a lonely person! Haven't you heard of the profession of a sleep tester? Therefore, the knowledge in sleep is simply gone, haven't you heard that people who can't rest will never work, this rest is actually talking about sleeping! Brother, how long do you have to do this fashion show! It's time for us to go to bed, you have to make breakfast tomorrow, don't use alkaline noodles as salt because you haven't rested well, and you can't eat the dishes you make, then it's troublesome! ”
Li Botao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that most of the beds of other people's sleep testers are star-rated hotels, at least they are also hotels, and this is a profession, and you are a typical lazy man, no matter where you can put it, your more than 100 catties of meat, anywhere can let your sleeping horse blind go to the wall, is there any comparison? But then I think about it, the big guys are all Tulezi, this fashion show will take at least more than an hour, this kid is gone, although it does not affect his viewing effect, but it is more or less lonely, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! You guy walks crookedly all day long, and there are even more fallacies and heresies! I've got you covered! You smoke two cigarettes here first, and then let's go back to sleep after reading it! Do you think it's okay! ”
Wang Jinbao thought to himself, brother, I am called an unconventional road and a funny talker, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense here, but smoke two more cigarettes and go back to sleep directly, this sentence is true, the province just lit the cigarette when he went back, Zhang Xudong, this kid, didn't say anything and coughed a few times, in that case, it was more uncomfortable than people slapping him twice, so he pretended to be extremely reluctant to say
"Hey! As the saying goes! We should respect dreams, then I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman and cheer for your dreams! ”
Li Botao glanced at it with great relief, and then the two of them chatted casually in the sky and on the ground until the end of the fashion show!
In the next few days, Wang Jinbao couldn't get along with the bed board every day, that is, he couldn't get along with the TV in the conference room, and then he repeated the simple and boring work, the only thing that bothered him was his pair, which could smoke flies to death, and the buddies in the dormitory came back every night, and the first thing was that he opened the doors and windows without saying a word, forced ventilation for ten minutes, and drove him up from the quilt alive, reluctantly got out of bed, took the footbasin, and washed his feet in the bathroom in the northeast corner. But one day he just pushed open the bathroom door, and found that Master Hou, who opened a tanker to pull sewage, was taking a bath inside, and he was instantly stunned when he saw this, because he was relatively thin, and he was afraid that these guys would say that he was thin like a monkey, and everyone was forty or fifty years old, so he always felt uncomfortable, so he stood at the door of the bathroom, listened for a while, and found that there was no sound of water inside, so he pushed the door and went in. I didn't expect Master Hou to come directly
"Xiao Wang, you also come to take a bath! Hurry up and close the door, it's hot like a sauna, or the wind in the corridor will come in, and you will catch a cold! That's a problem! ”
Wang Jinbao because he is more introverted, not a last resort, under normal circumstances, he will not go to the public bathhouse to take a bath, although the gender is the same, but there are too many strangers, there is no privacy at all, so this time he did not plan to take a bath, no matter how to endure it for half a month, return to the operation area to the hotel dormitory to wash slowly, but now the master asked, without saying a word, it is obviously inappropriate, and impolite, so he quickly closed the door, and said with a red face
"Master Hou, I'm really embarrassed! My feet are so smelly, I wanted to come over to wash my feet in a basin, but I didn't know that you were taking a bath in it, and it disturbed you! Then you wash it first, I'll come back later! Then you wash slowly! I won't bother you! ”
Master Hou glanced at Wang Jinbao, and said with a happy smile while testing the temperature of the water with his palm
"We're so hot, the bath water is so hot, why don't you just take a shower! Now you hurry back and get the bath things, I'll wash the medicine as soon as I put it on!" When you're done, you slowly wash it inside! Nowadays, young people have a lot of ideas all day long! A group of big men take a shower together, what's so embarrassing, I really don't know what you think! ”
Wang Jinbao wanted to say that I had smelly feet, not my body, and I had nothing to take a bath, but after all, people were kind, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"I didn't take the bathing utensils, I'll go down in a few days, I'll just soak my feet in a basin of water, Master, what kind of medicine do you apply with water, do you want me to help!"
I didn't expect Master Hou to say it directly
"Thank you! No more! I use women's inflammation to wash away hemorrhoids! ”