The advertising slogan "Wash is healthier" flashed from Wang Jinbao's mind, but after thinking about it again, this advertisement was aimed at Guangda women, and the advertising slogan for treating hemorrhoids was "Ma Yinglong", so he said with a flushed face

"Master, have you been fooled by the doctor into buying the wrong medicine? Buy medicine for gynecology, what hemorrhoids do you treat! I remember treating hemorrhoids Ma Yinglong! Are you sick and rushing to the doctor? ”

Master Hou was stunned for a moment, then sighed and said extremely helplessly

"Good fellows! You kid doesn't look very old, but you know it's not good! How do you know that Gynecology Yanjie is for the treatment of gynecological diseases, which seems to be not in the textbooks! It seems that it is really terrifying! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled with a flushed face, and said with a smile while catching the water

"Master Hou, look at what you said, the 21st century is the information age, although it is not in the textbooks, but the daily advertisements on TV are overwhelming, I overheard it! But I wondered, is Ma Yinglong recommended in the advertisement for treating hemorrhoids? If you don't rush to the doctor to buy the wrong medicine, as the saying goes, the medicine is three points of poison, don't wash your hemorrhoids well, but wash out the gynecological disease, then you will be troublesome to see a doctor in the future, whether it is to hang andrology or gynecology! Do you think I'm right? But I'm not curious now, you use gynecology to clean hemorrhoids, it should be not just a disguise, in fact, for some reason, accidentally got a gynecological disease! ”

Master Hou glared angrily, thinking that your kid is definitely not a good student in school, and he knows more about some details of adult life than I do, so it's a pity not to be a doctor, but after all, he is such an old person, and he is talking nonsense and domineering here with a yellow-haired boy, but people are terrible, and there are many people who talk nonsense, so it becomes a myth! Therefore, the boy had to be shut up, and then he let out a long sigh and pretended to be angry

"Hey! Look at your kid's dead thoughts, it's just too dirty! And it's so bad that you dare to scold me around the bush! May I ask you that I am a big man and accidentally got a gynecological disease, this is not like saying that a rooster lays eggs and a man gives birth to a baby! I don't think you kid wants to get mixed up! Wait until I'm done with the medicine, and see how I clean you up! Make your kid talk nonsense all day long! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he panicked directly, because of the hot temper of the Northeast masters, which is famous throughout the country, not only do it at work, but also do it if you don't agree with it in life, and you have seen it in the past few days, because of a few jokes, you didn't wash your feet and sleep, but when you go out, you are missing two teeth, and it is because of your own mouth, isn't that really it, the sins of heaven are forgivable, and you can't live for your own sins, the most important thing is that the mouth is bitter, and there is no place to say it, because no matter who you say it, The answer is yes, only the two words cold deserve it, but the only thing that is fortunate now is that this old guy has not completely broken out yet, and there is still a little room for buffering, so he hurriedly said with a hippie smile

"Oops! Master Hou, look at you, I'm joking with you, why are you still in a hurry! In fact, I just care about you, I'm afraid that your medicine is useless, which will lead to the aggravation of the disease, not only have we spent unjust money, but also people will suffer! It's normal for men to get hemorrhoids, haven't you heard of nine hemorrhoids in ten men? I'm just curious, can the medicine for gynecological diseases treat some of our men's unspeakable secrets? It can really be said that there are no surprises in the world! But I wondered, I heard that hemorrhoids are generally due to overwork! Caused by excessive drinking, I see that you don't drink much all day long, and excessive drinking can be ruled out! It's even more impossible to be tired, sitting in the car all day, walking without even moving your legs, and then just turning the steering wheel, the possibility of overwork is also ruled out, Master Hou, how do you suffer from this hemorrhoid! I heard that there are internal hemorrhoids! External hemorrhoids, you belong to that kind of thing! Isn't it painful or itchy? ”

Master Hou was surrounded by Wang Jinbao's three-inch tongue, three times five divided by two, and he became speechless for a while, but Lao Hou is also an old man, after the water temperature is adjusted appropriately, he said with a bitter face while washing with women's Yanjie

"Hey! You kid can't talk all day long! I have hemorrhoids from my brother, how can I say it from your kid's mouth, it will become an unspeakable hidden for men! Do you know what a man's unspeakable concealment is! But I warn you again, I don't want to deal with you, but you kid is talking nonsense, depriving me of my right to be a man, be careful that I really laugh at yourself and be anxious, don't say I didn't remind you when the time comes! ”

Wang Jinbao grimaced, thinking to himself that if people open their mouths all day long, if they don't talk nonsense, wouldn't it be a waste of 80% of the function of mouth language! But although the big guys are very familiar, the relationship is not yet iron, and any joke can be made, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! Master Hou! You're really thinking too much! I'm depriving you of the right to be a man, don't say I don't have the right, but even if I have the right, I can't do it! Because you are my master! Besides, you look like such a gentleman, and you have such righteousness in dealing with the world, who dares to say that you are not a man in the future, first of all, I will be anxious with him! I'm just concerned about your condition and see if I can help you! And then my buddy also has this disease, I want to ask you how the effect is, since you don't want to say, then I won't bother you! Anyway, I can't help much, you wash slowly and I'll go back to soak my feet first! ”

Master Hou glanced at Wang Jinbao, thinking that this guy was not only bad, but also had a broken mouth that could stand up the dead man's words, even if he argued until dawn, I am afraid that there would be no result, but he had to correct a wrong understanding, so he said in some surprise

"You kid has a bad stomach, I really don't know what to say to you, kid, and I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you here! In order to satisfy your curiosity, then I will tell you all, brother, mine is mixed hemorrhoids, after the disease, it is both painful and itchy, and it is accompanied by a long time, bloody stool or even direct blood in the stool! But I want to correct you a wrong point of view, that is, car driver, is a comfortable job, then you are wrong, especially like those of us who drive big cars, some of us sit in the car for hours, the most luxurious thing is to move the muscles, but that is impossible, because my brother and I have hemorrhoids are tired from driving! As for whether Gyn Yanjie can treat hemorrhoids, or what the treatment effect is, haven't you heard of not watching advertisements to see the curative effect? As for the real effect, I'll tell you when your kid has hemorrhoids that day! ”