Liang Wei picked up a piece again with great disdain, put it in his mouth unhurriedly, and then said in a weird way

"That's it! If you don't dare to eat, you don't dare to eat! Find so many excuses not to get tired! Besides, no one is on their knees begging you to eat a piece! If you don't eat it, I'll eat it alone! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Liang Wei in great surprise, thinking to himself what kind of teeth this buddy has, he bites it softly, why does he bite it like biting an ice cube, does he have a problem with his teeth, but they are also young people, this difference is too big, could it be that he met a non-human today, so he said with some curiosity

"Okay! I'm as cowardly as a mouse, I should have it! But I'm not curious, whether your kid has human teeth! How to put the meat that I can't bite into your mouth, it's like putting it in a meat grinder! It's incredible, isn't it? Come and I'll clip a piece for me, as long as you kid can bite, I will wronged you today! I will take care of all the hygiene and cooking in the future! ”

Liang Wei saw that Wang Jinbao was on the plate, and began to pick up the uncooked meat lumps, so he rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile

"Oops! What the hell is going on with you kid, fried in a pot, could it be that the pieces of meat I gave you are all raw, and I eat them myself, all of them are cooked, is this possible? You don't have to break your feet to think about it! Don't you know, many people are popular now, when using chopsticks when picking vegetables, you take your own chopsticks, I won't eat it! I'm going to get a pair of chopsticks now, clip a piece for you, you can taste it yourself, come brother, I'll clip a piece for you! Why don't you taste it! ”

Wang Jinbao stopped his chopsticks and glanced at Liang Wei, thinking to himself, this kid, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd, the vegetables fried in a pot must be the same raw and cooked, so the same is the same as the diced meat he sandwiches, is it possible that the chopsticks he uses have magic, as long as he touches the diced meat, he can easily cook the diced meat, so he snorted and said extremely irritably

"That's it! You can use your chopsticks to clip it for me now, and I'll see if I can be poisoned by your saliva after eating it! You kid has too much all day long! Eat fried cumin fried meat, and you have to use chopsticks, I really think I am a prince and noble! You kid clip me casually, if I still can't bite, then please be conscious, don't toss around here, quickly go and wash the pot for me! The site is cleaned up! ”

Liang Wei breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, took a piece of paper in his hand, and deliberately wiped the chopsticks that he didn't have and how much he ate, left and right, and then smiled happily, flipped through the plate, picked up a piece of black diced meat, and put it in front of Wang Jinbao and said

"Oops! Look at what you're saying, it's really not at all level! It's not a matter of who dislikes whom, whose saliva is problematic, but life can't live without a sense of ritual! You taste this if it's cooked! If I don't cook, I'll lose! If you want to eat the second piece after eating, then it proves that you have wronged me! But the premise is that the kid can't open his eyes and talk nonsense with a clear conscience! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at the black meat lump in front of him, this piece of black meat that dogs didn't want to eat, I wanted to turn around directly and say, brother, you won, you go to the central control room to guard, I clean the kitchen, but he just can't figure it out, what is special about this kid's teeth, and then think about it is not a piece of meat, I don't believe that I can eat myself to death, so I swished and clamped it up, put it in my mouth and bit it gently, but I didn't expect it to be miraculously bitten, and then a garlic fragrance occupied the entire mouth, as if I found it, more than ten years ago with my friends, The feeling of burning garlic by the ditch to eat, because it tastes very fragrant, because it is called Tang monk meat, so I swallowed it quickly, I wanted to find another piece to feel it, but then I thought about it wrong, I just ate meat, and this kid sandwiched garlic for himself, this is a typical cheating, so he said extremely angrily

"Good boy! Sleep for a long time You're here, pick up and eat burnt garlic, let me eat half-cooked diced meat, why do you say you kid are so hateful! ”

Liang Wei looked at Wang Jinbao's annoyed and angry appearance, not to mention that he was happy in his heart, and then picked up a piece of garlic on the plate, and said sneeringly while eating

"You kid thinks everyone is like you, honest like a wooden pier! Cumin fried meat is fried like this, whose belly is ironclad! I thought this garlic was fried and it tasted good, so I deliberately teased you! I didn't expect you to take it seriously, you're so cute! ”

Wang Jinbao was completely speechless when he heard this, thinking that he was Brother Monkey, he was still here, and he was afraid that these raw meats would make people's stomachs inappropriate, but he didn't expect people to eat Tang monk meat here, and the most hateful thing was that the kid also deceived himself to eat raw meat again and again, it was to the extreme, I wanted to pick up a plate of raw meat and buckle it directly on the kid's face, but then I thought that everyone was classmates and often teased each other, so he said extremely irritably

"Are you a kid who has a long heart? Knowing that the meat is not cooked, you are still lying to me here to eat it, and you still say that waste is a crime, do you bully people like this? If you eat this half-cooked meat today and eat your stomach badly, what good will it do you kid! ”

Liang Wei found that Wang Jinbao was anxious, and hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! Look how you can do this, I'm kidding you, how can you still take it seriously! Half-cooked meat like this, how could I really let you eat it, it's not that when I saw that you were about to eat it, I quickly picked a piece for you, the best garlic to fry! If it weren't for my brother and I stopped it in time, you kid would have been in the toilet a long time ago, and the roll of toilet paper in his stomach would have been used up! Besides, don't keep saying that I'm not, you kid is not a good bird, you know that the meat is not fried, and when you see me eating one piece after another, you haven't stopped it once! Is your belly a belly, and my belly an impregnable wall? Therefore, your false kindness is worse than that of your real enemy! More damning! Do you think I'm right? ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, I wanted to say directly, it was you who took the initiative to put it in your mouth, and it wasn't me who broke your mouth in, but then I thought about what this kid said was right, if it wasn't for this kid to stop it, maybe he would have really eaten it, then he remembered a sentence, generous and kind people become demons in a thought, and people who do nothing evil can put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, it turns out that in this world, kindness has also become a sin, so he said extremely irritably

"That's it! No more nonsense! What to do with this plate of meat! What to eat at noon today! ”