Chapter 0800 - Forget Your Birthday's Lunch
When Liang Wei heard this, he directly sandwiched another piece of black bump, just put it in his mouth, and before he had time to chew it, he came directly
"Oops! That's right, that's the smell! Hurry up and try it! It is guaranteed that you will not only remember it for a lifetime, but also forget your birthday! But "
Wang Jinbao looked at the extremely exaggerated expression, and suddenly began to play the drum in his heart, thinking to himself where this buddy was singing, looking at this plate of black things, if he really ate it, it would be unforgettable for a lifetime, but it would not be delicious, and he forgot his birthday directly, so he said with round eyes
"That's it! Don't make up nonsense here to fool people, I won't fall for you! Since it's so delicious, you can eat more by yourself, I think watching you eat it is much more fragrant than eating it yourself! ”
Liang Wei saw that Wang Jinbao didn't eat, so he pretended to be angry and said
"Look who you are! Brother, I've been working hard for most of the day, since you don't eat, what do you want me to do, and besides, is it necessary for me to lie to you? What's in it for me to lie to you! I'll confirm again, if you really don't eat it, then I'll finish it, and when the time comes, don't blame me and don't leave it for you! ”
Wang Jinbao saw that Liang Wei was angry, and thought to himself that in his hometown before, when you burned potatoes in the stove, they were all black when they were just dug up, and when the burnt place was at that time, it tasted even better, and even if he took care of this kid's emotions, he squeezed his eyes and swallowed it directly without chewing, it was such a big deal, so he reluctantly turned over the plate for a long time, picked up a piece that looked relatively normal in color, and said a little irritably while grabbing it
"As long as this piece is raw, you will solve the rest by yourself!"
Liang Wei found that Wang Jinbao finally moved his chopsticks, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! You can rest assured! Don't look at our cumin fried meat, it doesn't look good, but it's definitely charred on the outside and tender on the inside, so you can be sure that you haven't swallowed this one yet, and your eyes are staring at the plate! ”
Wang Jinbao ate the piece of meat in disbelief, and bit it gently, first a little bit of a tooth knock, and then a strange bitter and unbearable taste, directly occupying the entire mouth, how disgusting it is, the most important thing is which little meat, not like Liang Wei said, the outside is scorched and the inside is tender, but bites it directly like chewing a rubber band, except for bitterness, there is no taste at all, so he immediately grinned and spit out the meat, and quickly ran to the faucet, gargling while saying irritably
"Liang Wei! Okay, you're a thousand cuts! How dare you lie to me! Do you know when your birthday is? You said that you will stir-fry the meat with cumin, and forget it as it is now, why is it not tasteful at all, did you put salt in it? If you can't bite it, it must be raw, and you can do the rest yourself, I won't eat a little anyway! ”
Liang Wei looked at Wang Jinbao's extremely exaggerated expression, but he didn't expect him to directly clip a piece, chew it again with relish, and was extremely angry, grabbed the box with white spices next to him and said
"Aren't you kid talking nonsense? Haven't you heard of a good cook with a handful of salt! Isn't this one I just put in salt salt? Then see for yourself what this is! Isn't it just fried paste? As for such a big move? It looks like I haven't eaten it, but I feel like it tastes pretty good! Why can't it be with you! And I'm weird, you kid is really good at picking bones in eggs, why do I eat it well, you can't bite it when you eat it, and you keep saying it's raw! Is it your tooth problem or your person's problem? How can there be so many things all day long! ”
Wang Jinbao heard Liang Wei say, a good chef with a handful of salt, except for the bitter and astringent taste in his mouth, there is no saltiness at all, and then he found the white seasoning in the hands of this buddy, and then glanced at the seasoning box, and found that the seasoning box that he usually uses to mix noodles is lying quietly, so he snatched the seasoning box in his hand and became a little incoherent
"Brother, you're right, it's indeed a good cook's salt, but please wipe your glasses clean and show us a good look, did you put this salt?"
Liang Wei looked at the spice box in Wang Jinbao's hand and said extremely irritably
"You kid can't say anything well! What do you mean by wiping my glasses clean, and am I wrong with wearing glasses? White is not salt, is it sugar? Even if my eyes are not good, sugar and salt should always be separated! ”
Wang Jinbao heard that it was not salt, but still sugar, and he was angry and turned in a circle, thinking buddy, you are really a wonder, in addition to salt, sugar, monosodium glutamate, etc., there is also a commonly used alkaline noodles, I wanted to tell this kid the answer directly, but after thinking about it, it was too cheap for this kid, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to be irritable
"That's it! I'm too lazy to fight with you here! Your kid doesn't have good eyes, but there should be no problem with your tongue! Salt and alkaline noodles are known when you taste them! ”
Liang Wei picked up the small box he had just put and pinched a little and put it in his mouth
"Oops! Oh my God! Why is it so astringent! It's really alkaline noodles! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at Liang Wei's extremely funny expression, and was suddenly happy, so he said with a wicked smile
"Oops! I've had a lot of insight today! I've heard people put white sugar as salt, and the first time I saw someone put alkaline noodles as salt, you're blind! I can't tell the size of the particles! ”
Liang Wei rinsed his mouth, smiled extremely embarrassedly, and said with a flushed face as he lifted his glasses
"I'm not blind! Who wants to wear an eye all day long and run around the world! Come on! Don't look at my jokes here, I'll cook the food in the future, and I'll clean the hygiene! Hurry up and go to bed! ”
Wang Jinbao realized that when he said it casually, he didn't expect to touch it, and all the people with glasses really hurt Liang Wei's self-esteem, and he was extremely embarrassed
"Excuse me! I didn't mean to! Next time we put it, just pay a little attention! But now it's like this, eating it is not good for your health! Let's pour it down, let's do it again! ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Liang Wei to say directly
"Why do you kid remember to eat and not remember! I've told you all, wasting is a crime, and if so much meat is poured, aren't you afraid of going out and being damned? ”
Wang Jinbao thought to himself, you kid, this will talk to me about waste, since you didn't know how to do it at the time, then you shouldn't use the wok, meat is always meat in the refrigerator, but you tossed it like this, and it directly became a waste product, which is the biggest waste, so he said extremely irritably
"That's it! Don't you kid be here, the crooked-mouthed monk chanted the scriptures for me! This is not a waste at all, you can't just eat yourself in the hospital because of waste! How much does this meat cost, how much does it cost to go to the hospital once, don't you understand such a simple account! I really don't know what to say about you! ”