Chapter 318: Pig urine bubble as a football kick
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
Wang Jinbao panicked instantly when he heard this, thinking that this joke was too big, he wanted to fool the past, don't wipe the glass in winter, but the cowhide didn't blow into the sky, but it blew a hundred oceans, the last fried noodles money, I now eat fried noodles, I feel embarrassed, if I take this hundred yuan again, then I will walk in front of the window waiting for me to install glass in the future, then I have to hit my head to death, so I must take some fierce medicine, do the opposite, let the little girl know the difficulty and retreat, or hang up the phone angrily, As long as you don't pay money, you can do anything, so I said a little irritably
"What do you mean you're late all day? Did I grow these hands just to reach out to you and ask for money? I just insult my personality in disguise, please don't forget, Shi can be killed, not humiliated, although my Wang Jinbao is poor now, it does not mean that our family has been poor, because I was born to change the fate of the whole family! ”
Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan not only did not get angry, but also said directly
"Oops! It's really worthy of my God of War King Kong, I like you, this kind of strength that doesn't admit defeat! Besides, if I can't see that you are a potential stock, I will not choose you as my boyfriend! And are you really stupid or are you pretending to be crazy and stupid for me here! Go for a hundred dollars, are you going to worry about me here? Besides, I am willing to give it to you with both hands, and it is not like a big hair called Hanako, who throws it directly on the ground for you, so it does not exist at all, and it is not charity! I really don't know what you think about all day long! ”
Wang Jinbao found that Enwei and Shi couldn't get through, and then his eyes rolled, thinking about playing his best emotional card, and said helplessly
"Oops! Fool! As the saying goes, the father is not as good as the mother, the mother is not as good as the wife, the wife has to speak, it is better to have yourself! All day long, once there is any difficulty, I don't think of a way to solve it, but wait for you to solve it, so you won't be tired! Is that how I love you! May I ask how embarrassing you make me! ”
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes, thinking to herself Grandma, I will go out and throw a hundred yuan on the side of the road, and I am afraid that I can jump up happily when I pick up someone, and then I will say that I have made a windfall, give you a hundred yuan, I want you to be warm, and the family will have a good reunion, you still push back and go, like someone begging you, it seems that you don't give you a little ruthless, do you think my sister and I are a plasticine, one will be pinched into a kitten, one will be pinched into a little teacher, may I ask if I am your pet, and then smiled faintly, and said a little seriously
"Fool! Like is to get, but love is to give, this is the most essential difference between love and like! If you know how to cherish, protect and silently pay for each other, this is true love! If you think that my efforts are excessive, or the girl around you who secretly sends you autumn waves has already drained your inner three layers and outer three layers of water, and love has flooded, it can only prove that I am too self-conscious, and I don't deserve to love you at all, sorry to disturb, all of me is cheap! I wish you a Happy Chinese New Year in advance! ”
Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh when he heard this, and thought to himself that this woman's nonsense technique was definitely at the level of the ancestor master, and she couldn't beat it with eight poles
"Hey, buddy, wait a minute, why do I get more confused the more I listen! May I ask if you want money, what does it have to do with whether you love you or not! Well, I was really cold, not only did I lose sensation in my feet, but even my lower body began to feel a little numb! If I freeze any more, I should have my leg amputated, you don't want to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair! ”
Li Chunyan snorted and said confidently
"That's it! Please don't bite the words with me here, if it weren't for love, in the vast sea of people, who do we know? I'm still the same sentence, if you don't want money, then understand that you don't love me, all those brazen words in the past are better than a soak of shit, all of them are lies! I'm going to pay now, and if the money on the card doesn't touch when I check the money tomorrow, then we won't have to contact each other again! Because I don't want to be with a liar, and I don't want to talk to someone who is extremely hypocritical. ”
Wang Jinbao heard this as if he heard it again, and said on the phone last time that if the bank card is not handled well, there is no need to contact him in the future, this is not to force himself to comply, is this the weakness of the legend, but in the face of such an ultimatum, he has no way except to accept it unconditionally, so he said extremely helplessly
"Okay!"
After hanging up the phone, Wang Jinbao got into the quilt as quickly as possible, and thought while warming his feet, how to spend this hundred yuan, when he was thinking about it, the neighbor's child put a thunder king, he rubbed his ears, thinking that there was glass in the window, and this hundred yuan could not be spent, since she let a festive and warm reunion year, buy firecrackers and salutes for 100 yuan, wouldn't it just be able to create a New Year's atmosphere.
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao immediately came to the ground, quickly got off the ground, said to his parents, rode a bicycle to the bank to check, and found that Li Chunyan really called the money, and then said helplessly while entering the password
"Little ghost! Gremlin! Brother, I can't help it! First of all, thank you for your selfless help and concern for me and my family! But today, in order to capture your heart, I can only use your sincerity to shoot a cannon! I hope you don't blame me and understand my good intentions! ”
After walking out of the bank, Wang Jinbao bought a small bundle of thumb-thick "mines", bought two strings of 2,000 firecrackers, felt that there were no fireworks at 30 nights, and he was embarrassed to say, after a good year, he then bought a few salutes, humming a small song and running towards home leisurely, but he didn't expect to just walk into the house, Zhao Xiu'e found that the back seat of her son's bicycle was full of plastic bag cannons, and she pursed her lips angrily, and said extremely helplessly
"Didn't your dad buy the New Year's cannon at the bazaar the day before yesterday? What are you buying so many guns for? I ask you if you can eat or drink? It's such an adult, I don't do anything serious all day long! ”
Wang Jinbao grimaced, knowing that so many cannons must have made his mother feel distressed, so he licked his mouth and said with a hippie smile
"Oops! Mom, you don't care! Anyway, it didn't cost you money, what are you doing with this idleness! Besides, if I don't fire a cannon in the New Year, what will you let me do! ”
Zhao Xiu'e glared, looked at a big pimple of artillery and fireworks, and said with some puzzlement
"Didn't spend my money! Then where did you get the money to buy guns! ”
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