Chapter 317: Meimei took a sip of pig urine
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
After listening to this, Wang Jinbao rubbed his ears, thinking to himself about grandma's open-mouthed and closed-mouthed pig, little girl, don't forget that we are the same kind, please pick yourself up first when scolding, but the current relationship between the two, although they are boyfriend and girlfriend in name, don't even know what their hands look like, let alone say anything else, so they can't afford to provoke them for the time being, so after people just finished scolding people, those questions must be answered, and if they want to answer, let her find an excuse not to eat bullies, and then her eyes rolled, and she said with a bad smile
"How can that kind of dog be blind, how can he eat the conscience of such a filial son as me? Besides, my conscience is deep in my heart, how can a dog eat it when he wants! Okay, I have to be angry again, there is not much work at home, my sister and brother are done, even if I want to do it, but it's over, to be exact, I won't even give a chance to perform, can I blame me for this? ”
Li Chunyan bit angrily
"That's it! Please don't make excuses for your shameless lazy behavior, let alone make excuses for your own small sales! Even if what you said is true, I just asked you, why didn't you clean the glass, why didn't you answer from the front, and you were so scared that you didn't even dare to mention a word! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes when he heard this, thinking that the little girl was too thief, and he didn't fool the past, he wanted to say that the cold dripping water outside turned into ice, and as long as the rag was next to it, it was immediately frozen and stuck to the glass, and there was no way to wipe it, but when he thought about it, people said that it was purely an excuse, because there are always more ways than problems, as long as you want to wipe it, you can always wipe it, since the wet rag sticks to the glass, it won't be wiped with a dry towel, and it's still lazy to say a word, so she has to find an excuse that she can't refute, but when he thinks about it, Because he didn't wear shoes, he only wore socks and stood on the ground for a long time, so he shivered, followed by another sneeze, and before he could speak, Li Chunyan said with some worry
"How can a good person catch a cold? Wasn't it okay just now? ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then he said with a bitter face and deep hatred
"Hey! Do you know why I don't want to say, why don't you wipe the glass? ”
Li Chunyan pursed her lips angrily and said helplessly
"Okay, please don't change the topic at will, I asked you about the cold, you have to pull the glass for me again, honestly explain whether you go back, with your fox friends and dog friends, go out and have a good time, the quilt is not covered, and finally Sao, a light cold?"
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, thinking that there was no fault with the trumped-up charges, but on some issues, it can be appropriately conceded, and on the issue of relevant principles, it is not allowed to take a step, otherwise it is not clear to jump into the Yellow River, even if it is not clear to jump into the Yangtze River, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! You're one of the most imaginative science and engineering I've ever seen! I'm all day long, the door doesn't go out of the door, where do I go! Besides, when I didn't meet you before, my iron buddies were a part of my life, since I met you, and you are the whole of my life! How can there be spare time to manage these relationships that have no value at all! Do you think I'm right? ”
Li Chunyan pursed her lips, instantly as if she had eaten honey, and said a little shyly
"Nasty! I hope you didn't lie to me, otherwise I'll bite you to death! Say, what does it have to do with a cold and you don't wipe the glass? You'd better think about it, or I'll not spare it! ”
Wang Jinbao blew and pretended to be pitiful
"Hey! I don't even know how to tell you, but you're afraid that you won't even think of it, I have a cold because there is no glass on the window, it has snowed in the past two days, and the snowflakes drift in in the middle of the night, and the quilt gets wet, so I am frozen and cold! ”
Li Chunyan was stunned for a moment, and then sneered
"Oops! Wang Jinbao! Wang Jinbao! If you don't talk about cross talk, it's just too condescending! Wang Baochuan lives in a cold kiln, and he is waiting for Xue Rengui for love! May I ask you Wang Jinbao to live in a cold room, what is it for? Please don't say you're waiting for me, first of all, I don't have that much face, and what I'm most afraid of in my life is cold! Please think about it a little bit later, don't let me feel like you're insulting my IQ, who doesn't have glass in the window now! If there is no glass, how can I shelter from the wind and rain, and if I can't shelter from the wind and rain, how can I live with people? Are you kidding me? It's just laughing to death! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that he thought that the little girl was a film, and she didn't understand rural life, and her ideological understanding was still staying, as long as she mentioned the countryside, she would always wear tattered, live in tatters, and eat always grass roots and bark nests, in some film and television works, but then think about it again, as long as they are women, sensibility will always be their fatal weakness, and it is because of this weakness that they become extremely sexy. So he quickly explained
"Look at what you are talking about, don't say it first, you women are all made of water, and you live in a dilapidated house with ventilation on all sides in winter, and freeze into an iceman, isn't that too ignorant of pity and cherishing jade! And don't joke with me anymore, Wang Baochuan is a discerning hero, and Xue Rengui is a real man, and I am just a poor little migrant worker whose house can't even press glass, even if you are willing to come to the cold house and suffer with me, but I don't dare to ask you to come, because what qualifications do I have, let you suffer like an angel in purgatory with me! As for the window you asked now, I can only say this, don't say that some windows have no glass, some families only have a broken house, and the poor can't even afford the door, not to mention the glass, what do we use to protect our windows from the wind and rain, I'm not afraid of your jokes, our home is a window frame pasted with newspaper, may I ask the broken newspaper on the window, if you don't wipe it, it's leaking everywhere, how do you let me wipe it? Do you want to freeze me straight into a popsicle? That's it for my question! Is there anything else you can do? ”
Li Chunyan said with some distress when she heard this
"I'm sorry, I heard Liu Fei say that your family's conditions are very good, it seems that it was really better than before, but I didn't expect it to be so economical now! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I hope you don't get angry! But there is no glass in the window, and the paper can't be insulated from the wind, so how can you sleep when it's cold! I only have a hundred yuan on me now, and I will give you a passbook, you go to take it out tomorrow, buy some plastic paper to nail the windows of the house, although there is no glass to look good, but it is not leaky, and it is warmer during the vigil on the 30th night, do you think what I said makes sense? ”
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