Wang Jinbao shook his head, thinking that it was false to be afraid of starvation, and it was true that he was afraid that he would not give his strength at night, thinking of this, he wanted to slap himself twice, Li Chunyan was so simple, how could he be the same color as himself, looked at the cigarette butt, sighed, and thought to himself that everyone is an ordinary man, in the face of desire and instinct, everyone is equal, the thing between men and women is like smoking, smoking too much will kill people, and if you don't smoke, you can still live well, it is just a condiment of life.

Wang Jinbao was lying on the windowsill, watching and replying to Li Chunyan's text messages

"Mission Guaranteed Completion! You won't be disappointed! Because I will always be your god of war, King Kong! But you have to be mentally prepared, I'm afraid of eating too much, and the bed board can't stand it! ”

Wang Jinbao stretched his head out, wanting to see if there was anyone wearing a vest downstairs, although at the school gate, I saw a lot of young people wearing skirts and short sleeves running into the grove holding their hands, and they wanted to wear a vest over a suit, but everyone else wore long sleeves, but he was like a fool, so he really threw people in Tianshui, and then Li Chunyan's text message came again

"Oops! You can eat with confidence! The bed board is so strong, I don't believe that you pig can still fold! Remember to eat well! ”

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao took a puff of cigarette, choked almost over, and then wiped his eyes

"After many actual battles, we have proved that the bed board is indeed very strong, but this time I am afraid that this time Xiao Biese is newly married, your excitement makes me even more excited, and I accidentally broke the bed!"

After sending the text message, Wang Jinbao looked at it for a long time, and found that he was wearing a vest, but his stomach began to growl again, and then he smiled bitterly, thinking that when he went to school before, he knew that everyone in the school knew that everyone knew who was here, so he poked his wallet at the buttocks, sang that today was a good day, and walked quickly downstairs to eat

After eating, Wang Jinbao hurriedly held his arms with both hands, ran towards the house as fast as he could, immediately pulled the quilt away and took out his mobile phone, and saw that it was not yet eight o'clock and it was still early to go to bed, so he wanted to bully Li Chunyan for a while

"Britney, what are you doing again? Think I don't? When will you be back? Do you know that at this moment, I think about your panic! ”

After waiting for about ten minutes, Li Chunyan didn't reply to the text message, I don't know if it was because of alcohol, or because I was too full, or because I was overworked in the afternoon, I fell asleep unconsciously.

But as soon as his eyes were closed, the text message rang, and when Wang Jinbao called the text message, he was completely dumbfounded, and Li Chunyan only sent two words

"Stinky pig!"

Wang Jinbao suddenly sobered up, thinking that he was actually looking for trouble

"Are you sick? Are you a pig woman? ”

After the text message was sent, it was like a stone sinking into the sea and there was no response, and when Wang Jinbao was about to call, Li Chunyan's text message finally came, but this time it was not a message, but an MMS message.

Wang Jinbao hurriedly opened it, and immediately put his face red and roasted it on the stove, only to see his T-shirt soaked in black water in his face, and he instantly felt ashamed, but he was forced to say with that humble self-esteem

"Whose basin is this! Why is the water so dirty? ”

After the text message was sent, Li Chunyan didn't react after waiting for a while, smiled proudly, thinking that a little girl didn't believe that she couldn't help you, and then clamped the quilt between her legs, ready to recharge her energy and prepare for the exciting event at night, but as soon as she adjusted her sleeping position, Li Chunyan's text message came

"Dirty pig, you don't want to be cheap and sell well! Keep your dog's eyes open and see what's inside the basin! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled helplessly, and then hurried back

"I'm sorry, I didn't have dog eyes! I wondered, how can you wear such dirty clothes as a woman? What an ugly monster you are so lazy! ”

As soon as the pillow was adjusted, Li Chunyan's text message came

"Oops! You still know it's dirty! It's good to know that you're ugly! If you don't pay attention to hygiene in the future, it will not be ugly, but a monster! ”

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao smiled

"Hey! No way! I'm lazy and used to it, and I'm used to not paying attention to hygiene! Now you are the only one who can completely change this habit! Why don't we get married! How will you supervise me every day in the future? ”

Unexpectedly, almost at the same time, Li Chunyan's text message came

"Rascals! Too lazy to pay attention to you! ”

After about ten minutes, Wang Jinbao's mobile phone rang again, only to see a cold reply

"Stinky pig! Ah! I've never seen a stinky pig like you! ”

Seeing this, Wang Jinbao was dumbfounded, he had been scolded once just now, so he said unconvinced

"Oh, can you change the word! Why do I stink again? How did a good person become a stinky pig? Besides, I didn't tell you, my brother's sweat smells, that's the authentic manliness!"

Almost at the same time, Li Chunyan's text message came again, and when he opened it, it was still the same as the previous one, but an MMS message, and another basin in the black water, soaking in his T-shirt, Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily

"Oops, MMS is so expensive, please don't forward the same text message, forward it back and forth, does it make sense?"

When Li Chunyan saw this, she wiped her hand on her clothes and replied directly

"Okay, you shameless thing, my mother and I have lost half of my soap, if you don't thank you, forget it, you are still talking about cool things here, then I will tell you the truth, this is the second basin of black water!"

Wang Jinbao smiled happily

"My wife has worked hard, didn't you say that washing is healthier?"

Li Chunyan replied directly

"Get out!"

Seeing this Wang Jinbao thought, you are not too tired to wash slowly, brother, I will sleep first, there are more important things at night, but as soon as my eyes were closed, the text message came again, although I knew that it was Li Chunyan's text message, I didn't want to see it, but I was afraid that people would say, husband, I love you, open it and take a look, it turned out to be another MMS message, and a basin of black water, but obviously there was no black water from the first two times, and words were attached to it

"Stinky pig! Lazy pig! Dirty pigs! How long has it been since you washed? I really don't know, how can I find such a pig like you!7 I want to break up with dirty clothes! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled helplessly

"Pig woman, MMS is very expensive! You don't want to post it again! Let's wash it and get your mind on it! Just wait for me to go back and throw it at the washing machine! Hurry up and get out! Brother, I've got you ready, good tea! ”

Li Chunyan gave one back directly

"Stinky rascals! Get lost! You might as well keep it for yourself! Hurry up and answer my question! ”

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