Wang Jinbao saw that he was asked to answer the question, and instantly felt that his head was big, this question, there is really no way to answer, to be exact, there is no solution to this question, because he always thinks that why should he be too much in the accident table, the outside of the donkey dung eggs is light, it is meaningless, but if he doesn't answer this guy's question, in case this guy is in a hurry and doesn't come out at night, then he will have to stay alone in the empty room, and then his eyes rolled and he smiled happily

"As soon as you hear what you say, you are definitely not an environmentalist, haven't you heard that saving water starts with yourself? Brother, in order to save water, I don't wash my clothes if they are not dirty! You should learn like me, don't buy new clothes that aren't worn out, just wash them! That's not only a waste of water, but also a waste of money! ”

Li Chunyan replied directly

"Excuse me stinky pig! Dirty pigs! Pig! How long has it been since you washed this t-shirt? You just call an invincible lazy pig! Don't smear water conservation anymore! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, thinking that he only changed into wearing it for a while when he got off work every day, why did he wash it cleanly, so he sighed and replied a little helplessly

"I bought this dress during the training in Ordos, and it has been about 20 days since I bought it, and I wear it for a while every day, and I have worn it twenty or thirty times in total, and each time it does not exceed three hours! It's clean, so I didn't wash it, what's the problem? Don't forget that clothes are meant to be worn, not washed, you know? ”

After Wang Jinbao sent a text message, he kissed the mobile phone fiercely, thinking that this girl must have been turned off by herself, and she must have turned off her clothes angrily, and ran out to settle accounts with herself in the dormitory, but it turned out that she thought too much, but she didn't expect the cigarette to be lit yet, and her text message came again

"Okay, T-shirt problem, sister, I don't want to talk to you anymore! I'll find some disinfectant and wash my hands well! Now tell me, why don't you take more than three hours at a time? ”

Wang Jinbao was directly speechless, thinking that this woman was washing clothes, and there was still time to talk nonsense, just two heads, wouldn't it be better to have this kung fu already come from the dormitory and lie in her arms, it's a waste of my brother's text message fee, but there is no way, in order to let people come out early, I hurriedly replied

"Why doesn't it take more than three hours, because my brother wears work clothes every day, and he only wears them when he presses the road after dinner!"

Li Chunyan came directly

"What are you wearing when you go back to the house?"

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily

"The Emperor's New Clothes! Satisfied, right? When will you come out, will you come out at ten o'clock and you will not be afraid to come out alone? ”

Within a minute, Li Chunyan replied

"Got it, it's shameless!"

Wang Jinbao was directly happy, it took no more than ten minutes from their dormitory to the house, and quickly got up and threw the garbage in the house outside, cleaned up the bed, and lay on the quilt to return one

"Thank you, wife, for your hard work! Miss you! ”

After sending the text message, when I thought that the New Year was about to be celebrated, the blood vessels in my body seemed to be about to crack, and my mind was full of beautiful moments with Li Chunyan, and suddenly a bold idea appeared in my mind, taking advantage of the darkness to give Li Chunyan a surprise, every time it was so routine, there was no freshness, as if in addition to the love words of sour teeth, tired like a dog, it was not interesting at all, it was easy to cause aesthetic fatigue if it went on like this, and then his eyes rolled, and he quickly took off his clothes and stood quietly behind the door.

After waiting for about ten minutes, Li Chunyan didn't come to knock on the door, and suddenly felt a little panicked, thinking that something should be wrong, the more he thought about it, the more wrong he became, and turned on the light and grabbed the phone

"Baby, why haven't you come yet? Hurry up, I'm almost thankful for the flowers I've been waiting for! ”

But the text message was sent, and after about two or three minutes, Li Chunyan's text message had not yet come, Wang Jinbao was directly anxious, and hurriedly called, but just after two rings, people hung up, Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, knowing that she must have thought the roaming fee was too expensive, and hurriedly sent a text message

"Oh, you're talking! Why haven't you come here yet! What's good? ”

Not long after the text message was sent, Li Chunyan's text message came

"Husband, I'm sorry! You'll have to stay alone tonight! ”

Seeing Wang Jinbao directly angry, I wanted to scold, but after thinking about it again, this guy must be joking with himself, maybe he would be standing at the door, thinking that he was really worthy of being a little wise, but he didn't expect people to give a surprise first, so he hurriedly replied

"Oops, stop making a fuss! Don't you know I'm thinking about you? Besides, if I didn't give you a warm bed, would you sleep at night? If you're afraid I'll pick you up! ”

Li Chunyan replied directly

"Oops, I didn't mess with you! I just finished washing my clothes, packed my things, and when I walked to the door of the building, I found that the aunt in charge of the building had locked the door! I really can't get out! ”

Seeing these words locked the door of the building, Wang Jinbao was like a bolt from the blue, and slammed the mobile phone on the bed, thinking that grandma's seems to be really, people are stuffed with water and teeth, and there will be no such bloody plot in it, how did it appear in my brother's life, am I born to create miracles.

Wang Jinbao collapsed on the bed in an instant, looking at the light bulb in the room, the more he looked at it, the more irritable he became, and he was regretting why he didn't wash the T-shirt when he came, when she washed her clothes, if she didn't make trouble, maybe it wouldn't happen, the mobile phone text message rang again, although she didn't want to see it, but she was afraid of Li Chunyan's worry, and when she touched the phone, it was really Li Chunyan's text message

"Husband, I'm sorry! I don't know, why the door of the building is locked so early tonight, and there will be no class tomorrow, so I'll accompany you all day, okay if you don't get angry? ”

Wang Jinbao was directly depressed to the extreme, and wanted to eat a plate of waist flowers! A plate of fried noodles! A green onion! The worst thing was to drink a glass of medicinal wine! How to spend a long night!

Wang Jinbao hadn't figured out how to digest these big tonic ingredients when Li Chunyan sent a text message again

"Husband, okay if you're not angry? Actually, I miss you too! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes

"Okay, do you believe me? Have you given a good look since I came? But it's okay to lock it with providence! Then hurry up and go to bed! ”

After sending a text message, Wang Jinbao reluctantly lit a cigarette, just took a puff and the mobile phone rang, first stunned and thought about whether it should be for me to go back to work, and slowly picked it up a little timidly, it was actually Li Chunyan's, I wanted to hang up directly, but I thought that it was not the leader of the building management, so I said very reluctantly

"Oops, I didn't know roaming charges were expensive! There's nothing to fight, what's there to fight! ”

But before he finished speaking, he heard Li Chunyan crying very sadly

"You're a brute! Bastard! ”

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