Chapter 0678 The Praying Mantis Catches the Cicada and the Yellow Sparrow is behind
Zhang Zhaochun looked at Wang Jinbao's bitter and hateful face, and was directly happy, gently put the beer on the coffee table, pursed his lips and said
"Jinbao doesn't dare to fight, that is, he doesn't dare to fight! Don't talk about the train here, saying that you have a stomachache and feel uncomfortable, you are not ashamed of being a big man! I almost scared myself to death! It's almost laughing to death! ”
Wang Jinbao glared angrily, thinking that I would rather cry with a donkey now, and I would never say a word to you, because if I say one more word to your kid, it is not disgusting, but directly fatal, but no matter what you kid says, my brother I will respond to all changes with the same, and the agitation method is useless in my brother, as long as my brother and I take the wine bottle, what can you do to me, and from ancient times to the present, there are only crazy deaths, no deaths, today I will admit it, what can you do to me, the result is thinking to him, Silence was when Jin was about to escape, Fan Lei pinched his neck and said with hatred
"Good boy! Everyone usually says that you can write some sour essays, but you kid really takes himself seriously, and he actually started to chew words for me! That's right, I just said, if anyone loses, then sing a song, but you kid doesn't drink a bottle, so you think about singing a song and finishing things, thinking about something good all day long, didn't you wake up! What a prince of love songs! So don't talk nonsense, give me a drink quickly, don't say that you have a stomach ache tonight, even if your kidneys hurt, that's it! What else do you say about being uncomfortable, have you ever been comfortable all day long? ”
Wang Jinbao found that this kid was in a hurry, and wanted to refute immediately, but he was afraid that this grandson would twist his neck directly, even if he couldn't twist it, at least he would leave two scars, so he rolled his eyes, and looked at Fan Lei extremely helplessly and said
"Oops! You can be a little gentle with me all day long! I add up my fists and kicks at every turn, am I a sandbag? It's clear that you said it yourself, as long as anyone loses by drinking, then sing a song, I didn't drink at all, may I ask if I didn't lose, did I still win? Isn't it my way to do what you have when I go to sing now? What do you want me to do, you kid can still be satisfied! Why is it so hard to be a human being! Will you still let me live? ”
Fan Lei was stunned in place for a moment by a series of rhetorical questions, thinking that he was grinding with this kid, and his own skin was worn out, I am afraid it would be useless, but he was half angry to death, so when he was about to completely conquer this kid with his fists, he didn't expect Zhang Zhaochun to say a word
"Jinbao, you want to sing and don't want to drink, this is very simple, there is no need to have a thick neck and a red face here, our own brother is red-faced, then it is a little inappropriate, since you want to sing, then you can sing, but everything must have rules, are we so good, are you not suitable to be called the prince of love songs? Then let's order a few songs, if you can't sing, then you drink a bottle of wine, this is not a piece of cake for you! Brother, I'm okay with you! ”
Wang Jinbao just heard it, this proposal is really good, because the big guys usually sing songs, they basically hum a few words, and there are all words in KTV, put the original song on, as long as people who know words, as long as they are not dumb, they will generally sing, the most important thing is that they don't need to drink, it is better than anything, but just when he was about to say, this is not a matter at all, as long as you don't drink, what song do you rap, then let's sing something, but then think about it a little wrong, how can this kid suddenly be so good to himself, As the saying goes, if the wolf turns back is not to repay the favor, it must be revenge, this kid doesn't have such a good heart, he still has to understand first, don't sell himself in a daze, and say thank you to others, but when he was puzzled, Fan Lei glared at him fiercely
"What the hell is going on with you kid today, when you come out at night, you kid doesn't change his clothes, so that the big guy waits for you for half the night, and now let you have a drink, you just talk more nonsense than, is there something wrong with your kid's digestive system, where did you eat it, and where do you come out now! That's it! Because you have a problem with your brain, the guy won't bother with you! Now let you sing, what are you writhing here?"
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself that this kid, tonight will Lao Tzu not get drunk, it seems that I am afraid that I will not even be able to sleep well when I go back, so I lowered my head extremely irritably, glanced at the beer on the coffee table, and thought to myself, my brother was afraid of who he was afraid of drinking, but the last time he drank in the petroleum technical school, he almost drank directly to herd sheep at home, although Li Duo was currently transferred to the project team, but he is still an intern, if he is wholesaled home because of drinking, then he deserves it, Instead of being pitiful as people say, he suddenly saw the English letters on the wine bottle, raised his head suddenly, and said with round eyes
"The surname is Zhang! You're too insidious, aren't you? Let's not talk about you guys, how many songs do these people have in their heads, I can't sing songs, I'm afraid I don't know how to drink to death! If you all let me sing in English, how much are you going to let me drink? Are you going to say, how many English letters there are in a song, then how many bottles I have to drink? You're so unkind! I don't bother to tell you! ”
Zhang Zhaochun glanced at it, thinking that the big guys all call this kid half brain, it seems that the person who really needs to make up for his brain is that our guy's brain is turning too fast, so he stared at Wang Jinbao with some annoyance and said
"Oops! Campbell! Please don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, may I ask my brother what kind of person he is? Why do you always think that everyone's heart is as dark as you! Besides, none of us have ever studied, how can you be allowed to sing English songs, you kid must have too much imagination! I'm just going to take you! You can say it directly now, do you dare to sing it! If you don't dare to sing, drink it directly, the big guys are still waiting! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, thinking that you kid really dare to say anything, brother I won't fight with you tonight, that's because I'm afraid of mice pulling wooden shovels, the big head is behind, Fan Lei took advantage of the situation and poured me on his back, you think I'm afraid of you, but now this kid is crazy and has no choice but to change his way, and then his eyes rolled, and he said with a happy smile
"Mr. Zhang! You cow! Come on you singing! Let's ban English songs, they order as long as you can sing, I'll give us a bottle! This condition is very generous! ”
Zhang Zhaochun was speechless for an instant, and said with angry eyes
"You kid knows that I don't have all five tones, and you come to me to sing, why don't you kill me directly! It's up to you kid to come up with it! ”。
When Liu Yiren saw this, he suddenly picked up two bottles of beer and handed a batch of bottles to Wang Jinbao
"The two of us drink a bottle from the township party, and I haven't touched you at night!"