Chapter 0677 - A Classmate Stupider Than a Pig
Wang Jinbao looked at Zhang Zhaochun's reluctant expression, and thought to himself, you kid don't want to go crazy if you don't want your daughter-in-law, people have beautiful women, no matter where the dance pool is, you will chase it upside down, how do you explain this, but when I think about it again, it seems that I am too superficial, and I will not be cleaned up by these two grandsons, so I first smiled faintly, and then said happily
"Oops! What a master of jumping! I can have such a deep understanding, but it's a pity that I didn't jump over Di, only turned over on the wheat straw stack! But I wondered, why do you want to take your beloved to Bundi, and not love the person who Bundi! Could it be that you brought your beloved over to jump in order to give you empathy and take the opportunity to change people to find a high-sounding excuse? You kid is too inauthentic, aren't you? May I ask you that you don't want your daughter-in-law to go crazy, you are chasing that haired woman all over the world, are you exercising? ”
Zhang Zhaochun circled in place, breathed a long sigh of relief, and gritted his teeth with hatred
"Hey! You kid really looks like he's drunk too much! Before you drank, you were okay, occasionally understood a sentence or two, and now when I talk to you, Jane is like playing the piano to a cow! But I want to correct your wrong point of view, take your beloved to Bundi, that is to make her feel my passionate enthusiasm and vitality, not to fall in love with Bundi's people, because everyone is in a state of extreme excitement, may not make the right choice, in order to avoid unnecessary injury! As for why we keep chasing each other, it's an exchange of dance skills, please don't be foolish here if you don't understand! Otherwise, be careful, I'm not kind to you! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at it, and the more the angry Zhang Zhaochun looked at it, the more he wanted to laugh, thinking that it seemed that he had really poked this kid in the sore spot, so he asked with a faint smile
"Why do you beat me for a woman who will never be a lover?"
When Fan Lei saw this, he was afraid that if the two neuropaths did it, then he would become a sinner for the ages, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! It seems that both of you are short of alcohol in your stomachs, and the fights and killings are all things in the movie, you see that I have already bought the wine. If you two are not convinced, just talk about wine, wouldn't it be more interesting! You see so many people watching, what do we have to go back to the box and say, isn't this a bit too out of place! Give my brother a face! ”
Wang Jinbao and Zhang Zhang Zhaochun glanced at each other, glanced at each other very unconvinced, and followed Fan Lei towards the box, walking Wang Jinbao took a look, carrying two dozen beers in his hand, thinking to himself that his monkey brother's bottle of fifteen yuan, where is this drinking, it is simply drinking money, Zhang Zhaochun is a legendary wine animal, if you want to get this kid drunk, I'm afraid these two dozen beers are only enough to moisten this kid's throat, so even if it is to give Fan Lei some money left, he will go in, and he will not fight with Fan Lei Beer, In the same way, I don't pour each other with Zhang Zhang Zhaochun, find a corner where no one pays attention to it safely, and smoke a few more Chinese roots, which is better than anything, because in the wine field, often the most high-profile people must be the first to be overturned and drilled under the table, maybe this is the eternal rule of the game in the wine field, so it's better to keep a low profile! I'd rather be a grandson than a hero at the wine table, because I woke up the next day, and the former wine hero was even more grandson than my grandson!
When Wang Jinbao was ready to slip away, he didn't expect that as soon as he entered the box, Fan Lei stepped forward to take the beer in his hand, and said with an extremely excited smile
"The big guys are quiet, I just found out that tonight, these two guys have been playing tricks and not drinking, in order to liven up the atmosphere, I took a lot of effort to find these two shameless things in this mixed place, and specially bought two dozen beers, let the two of them blow five bottles of beer to each other, if anyone drinks slowly, sing a song to us! The big guy said it's good! ”
As soon as the words fell, these boys, under the influence of alcohol, danced one by one, whistling, carnival, shouting good voices, one higher than the other, seeing this, he was directly speechless, thinking that it seemed that the plan was really not as good as the change, he had calculated everything, how could he not count Fan Lei, this kid, to give such a trick, but now it's too late to say anything, one is here to blow the wind and light the ghost fire, but these grandsons are here to add fuel to the fire, it's just too unkind, it's really worthy of watching the excitement is not a big deal, this is five bottles of beer, It's not five bottles of mineral water, and it will make the stomach uncomfortable when you drink it, but according to the current situation, these guys are obviously wearing a pair of pants, and what they say is not only pale and weak, but also may be added a few bottles, so wouldn't it be even more uncomfortable, so the only thing that can save them at the moment is to keep silent, as long as they don't take the wine bottle, they won't pour it directly, and even if they are beastly and really pour beer directly, it will be poured into the collar, and it will not be poured into the intestines.
As a result, when Wang Jinbao was thinking about how to deal with it, he didn't expect Zhang Zhaochun to grab the wine bottle and walk over, and said in a provocative tone
"Oops! Fan Lei, you are so good to me! I know my bouncing throat is smoking! So I drank beer to moisten my throat, and I was so excited that I didn't know what to say! But at present, Jinbao is standing here motionless, just like a wooden man, is the big guy going to watch me perform a second blowing beer alone? Although blowing beer in seconds is a piece of cake for me with shallots and tofu, I like to sing a one-man show! What do you think about this? ”。
Wang Jinbao saw that he wanted to run up directly, and he died directly against the wall, because he really couldn't figure it out, this kind of teammate who was stupider than a pig, actually let the genius himself meet, others met people who fooled themselves on the telephone pole, and they would try their best to excuse themselves, but I didn't expect this grandson to take the initiative to climb up, and he also wanted to try the conductivity of his body, but he didn't want to live, no one could stop him, but there was no need to pull himself as a backpad, but what made him even more desperate was that the wall of KTV was his monkey's, It's still soft, in case you can't touch it, and you can't hit it half-dead, then wouldn't it be more troublesome in the future, so he rolled his eyes, thinking that the only thing he can do at the moment is to pretend to be sick and not drink, at this time he sighed helplessly, and said to Fan Lei with round eyes
"That's it! I have a stomach ache tonight! I really don't dare to drink, didn't you just say, who lost singing a song? Then I'll admit defeat now, sing to the big guys, and drink well! And be sure to let Zhang Zhaochun blow a few more bottles, don't delay the amount of alcohol in others! ”