When Li Chunyan heard this, a charming cloud of fire rose on her face, and she said incoherently with shame

"Nasty! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I cut your tongue! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly and said a little mischievously

"Oops! Don't dare to cut your tongue! Otherwise, not only will you not say anything about the taste of food, but I'm afraid you'll never hear that I love you in the future! And it's just a squeaky howl! You're right! Wife-sama! ”

Li Chunyan pursed her lips angrily

"That's good! I can still leave my ears clean! That's right! Where did you learn these fallacies all day long, what else can you do with your tongue! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled

"Oops! College students are of high level, and it looks like a simple question, but there are thousands of answers! But my tongue, for yours, has one of the greatest uses, and that is to taste the taste of love when feeding each other's saliva! ”

Li Chunyan went crazy directly, a little helpless, and screamed loudly

"Stinky don't want it! Can you not be so disgusting all day long! When you also feed each other's saliva, are you afraid that the bird feces will fall directly from the sky, and it will happen to fall on your tongue, at that time, I am afraid that the taste of love will not be tasted at all, but the whole body will be filled with a smell of! You say I'm right! ”

Wang Jinbao was choked up and almost couldn't get angry, and then thought about it at that time, saying that they were saliva for each other, that was to pave the way for the next kissing matter, and then said with a wicked smile

"Hey! Fools can tell that you didn't kiss! Tongue and tongue are tightly entwined, and they are still in each other's mouths, so even if there are really any bad birds, bird droppings can only fall on the hair, not on the tongue, and it will definitely not affect the wonderful taste of love! If you believe me, the two of us can verify it for ourselves through practical actions, do you think what I said makes sense! ”

Li Chunyan angrily circled on the spot, and then said helplessly

"Look at what you're saying! Talking nonsense about the domineering head, how can it be unreasonable! But I think you're tired of living, in other words, you don't want to live! What do you think about all day long? You think everyone is like you with thick skin and can scoop molten steel! And through practical actions, verify it for yourself! May I ask if you are tired of going around such a big circle, just say that the kiss is not over it! I admit that I haven't been in a relationship, and I haven't done what you said, feeding each other's saliva! But I'm just curious at the moment, how do you have such a unique and accurate understanding of kissing! May I ask you, veteran, how many innocent girls have you fed your disgusting saliva! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, thinking that the TV series had a game in the game, but I didn't expect the little girl to dare to play a game for my brother and me, if my brother doesn't fight back, he will give you a pit in a pit, wouldn't it be in vain to read the book for so many years, so he said extremely helplessly

"Oops! Good wife! I really can't compliment you with your wild thinking! So please stop bullying people, don't you know that my brain is slow? You let me feed my saliva, where do you let me go, feed the little girl saliva! If you don't believe me, I'll take a leave of absence now, and you can verify it yourself to see if I really haven't kissed my mouth! ”

Li Chunyan glared

"What else do you want to do! Don't forget, sister, I'm not a casual person! Besides, your sister's first kiss you thought was so cheap, and you were fooled by a few words, you would easily get it, and you would think about it all day long, so you kid took the morning to dispel this extremely absurd and dangerous idea! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard the word first kiss, he almost jumped up with joy, thinking that since he hadn't kissed his mouth, some core areas should also be safe, and they were blank and undeveloped, could it be that all this was a gift specially arranged or given to him by God, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Obey my wife! I know you're not a casual person, because casual ice cream isn't a person! And please don't measure the first kiss with money, because in my place, not only the first kiss is priceless, but even your hair is priceless, otherwise how embarrassed am I to say that I love you to the genes! ”

As a result, before Wang Jinbao finished his flesh, a girl's angry roar suddenly came

"Holding the phone all day long, please let people live! I really thought this was your phone, don't forget that this is the dormitory public phone, if you can't talk about it, then let him buy you a mobile phone directly, lie on the bed and call slowly, squatting here like a dog is not uncomfortable! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned when he heard this, and then thought that something was wrong! He called Li Chunyan, and it was not the money in her pocket that he spent, and since the phone in the dormitory was public, then anyone could call, why did he yell at Li Chunyan wow wow wow

"Wife, what's wrong? Who is it! What are you doing with such awesomeness! Ask her if menopause is coming, what kind of style do you have nothing to do?"

Li Chunyan didn't pay attention to it, but hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! Excuse me! I thought you were waiting for your family here, going out to enjoy the snow and romance, but you were waiting for the phone! I'm so sorry! I'll just hang up if I say one more thing! ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Juhe sneered, and still said unrelentingly

"That's it! Your words are ten minutes, I don't have time to waste time with you here! You said you didn't overdo it, occupying the phone all day long, thinking about our feelings? Didn't Liu Fei say that your family is Wang Jinbao, and the family is very rich? Let him buy you a phone, not all problems are solved! ”

Li Chunyan was directly anxious when she heard this

"What do you mean, Captain! What do you mean that I occupy the phone all day long, when I call, which of you said that you want to use the phone, I refused or just ignored it! Talk about it! And please remember, not every girl likes to spend boys' money, you can look down on me for being poor, but you must not insult my personality! ”

Wang Jinbao only reacted when he heard this, it turned out that he and Li Chunyan had made too frequent phone calls, which caused public outrage, and then smiled helplessly, thinking that it seems that only women and villains are difficult to raise, it turns out that there are women where there are right and wrong, it is not an exaggeration at all, so he hurriedly smiled and said

"Wife, why don't I really buy you a mobile phone, and save this nest of gas all day and night!"

I didn't expect Li Chunyan to say it directly

"There is more nonsense than all day long, don't call again in the future, in case the dormitory phone is broken, will you pay for it? Hung up! I'm annoyed when I hear your voice! ”

(End of chapter)