Chapter 285: Girlfriend Successfully Becomes Wife
Li Chunyan said with a little shortness of breath
"Nasty! You still have the face to say, the harmful family, ate white rice for a whole month! But don't be too proud, sister, this hundred yuan is saved from between your teeth, and you have to save it from between your teeth sooner or later, otherwise I won't be able to suffer! ”
Wang Jinbao wanted to say that suffering is a blessing, and then he has not brushed his teeth, if you want to be a free dentist for me, there is nothing wrong with this proposal, I strongly support it, but then I think about it and it is not good to create, such a romantic atmosphere, if these are not salty and not light flirting, it is not only a waste of feelings, but also a bit of a big mess of the scenery, the most critical little girl film, did not immediately deny, but said that has always represented the word hate, so it must be given to the kettle that has begun to slowly bubble, Fiercely add the fire of love that can melt everything in the world, so he bit his lip and plucked up his courage to say a little timidly
"You're a thin-skinned girl, so I'll give you a prize by the way, okay?"
Li Chunyan said with some dumbness when she heard this
"What's that? What prizes? Why are you so shameless? Excuse me, did you answer correctly? Do you know what prize I want to give you? Isn't it too serious? I really thought it was me, the roundworm in Miss Ben's stomach? ”
Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile
"Look at your memory, didn't I tell you a long time ago, hate is never tired of watching, and then you have never been, all the correct answers are, answer with the word hate, and the wrong answer is a cold word? Therefore, I think this answer is correct, as for whether I am a roundworm in my stomach, this question does not exist at all, you are deliberately disturbing me! ”
Li Chunyan smiled very happily, and then said a little mischievously
"Why aren't you a roundworm in my stomach, this problem doesn't exist at all?"
Wang Jinbao smiled faintly
"Fool, since I love you to the point of genes, how can I let roundworms behave in your stomach all day long, so when the roundworm's genes just appeared in the blood, they were destroyed by my powerful genes! So the problem doesn't exist at all! For the sake of me holding up a safe world above your head and protecting your internal organs and soul, can you give me a chance to choose a gift by yourself, and by the way, you can also see if the gifts of the two of me are the same, is it like the legendary heart and soul rhino A little bit of good? ”
Li Chunyan's eyes rolled and her face was flushed
"You! I've always been so annoying, I can't do anything about it now! Since you've said so, wouldn't it seem too unreasonable if I disagreed? Then give you a chance, but this is also your only chance, if you are wrong, you will know the fun, don't ask with a dead face, and there is a punishment, that is, you are punished for three days and are not allowed to call, when is the self-reflection through and then guess, until the guess is correct, and I will not give any hints! But if you don't guess, I can't say that I was in a good mood that day, and I will tell you the answer, you are a smart person, I won't say much about the rest, weigh the pros and cons yourself! ”
Wang Jinbao breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and wanted to say it directly, seeking wealth and danger, but although this is true, it is more or less inappropriate to use it in this place, and then he rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile
"I'm sorry! I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, in order to love you well, I don't care about life or death, how can I care about temporary gains and losses! Let's not say that we don't judge heroes by success or failure, take 10,000 steps back and say, if we calculate the gains and losses, then there are some life points not to say, and I don't allow it, in your world and calculate, or calculate things happen, the most important thing is that I am willing to be the first person to eat crabs for you to be able to look back and smile, I don't know if you are willing to give this opportunity? ”
Li Chunyan rolled her eyes and said a little mischievously
"Don't people say that they want to be a tomato eater? How did you become a crab here? Have you ever heard of this allusion? ”
Wang Jinbao scratched his head, thinking that grandma wanted to play a new trick, but he didn't expect this little girl to be uneasy and play cards, and actually asked such a strange question, he had only seen a scorpion, and he had never even seen what a crab looked like, how to answer this question, but now this problem must be resolved through another form, and then he bit and said with some embarrassment
"Hey! I can't hide that for this landlubber, the river is only in the textbook, and the crab has never even seen it, but I heard that the crab is delicious, and I want you to taste this delicious food, but the crab has long teeth and claws, and the shell and crab claws are particularly hard, in case you scratch your sexy little mouth, then I don't feel distressed to death! I also heard about crab gills! Crab intestines! Crab stomach! Crab hearts can't be eaten! If I poison you, what's the point of me living? Therefore, I want to be a guinea pig for you first, and you can eat it when it is safe to taste it! As for the allusions about tomatoes, I must have heard of them, otherwise how could I know that there are three places where crabs are not eaten, because I don't know, I can find them in books! But today I didn't use this allusion, that's because tomatoes, and a very nice romantic name love fruit, and you are my love fruit, I want to meet and taste it slowly, the most precious delicacy in the world, I don't know if you want to? ”
Li Chunyan was asked again not only blushing, but also kept licking her mouth, and then pretended to be angry
"Do you really think I'm your kaleidoscope, and you want to get the answers you want from me? Besides, you pop up two questions at once, which one do you want, and I won't answer any of them at this point! You want to go slowly! ”
Wang Jinbao blew a breath and smiled evilly, thinking that it must be the first question, who has never eaten tomatoes, but if you eat it on the phone, wouldn't it be too wasteful, so she pretended to be helpless and said
"Good! I'm sorry! Wrong! Then answer the first one! Wife, I love you! ”
Li Chunyan screamed when she heard this, and just said What are you, she suddenly stopped and breathed a sigh of relief
"Nasty! I just passed the boyfriend test, and I thought about cheating someone into a wife, do you really think that when I came to school, I didn't bring my brain? ”
Wang Jinbao heard the word hate again, and almost jumped up with excitement, thinking that he had finally succeeded, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't have a brain, as long as you save it first, and when mine is not enough, we will use yours again! In order to remember this exciting moment, why don't you come to my husband for a kiss? Wife, I love you, poop one! ”
(End of chapter)