Chapter 668 doesn't understand what art is

The poet jumped up from the ground, still holding the book of poems, ran to the barrel on which he depended, and with a thud he jumped into the barrel, closed the lid, hid in the barrel, shook the barrel, and staggered forward.

The crowd laughed again, feeling like they had enjoyed a wonderful street trick, and they dispersed satisfied, the road cleared, and the blocked vehicles began to start.

Huo Yunting's car was still parked on the street, and Huo Yunting asked the scene around him: "What is this?" Your knowledge is higher than mine, you explain it to me. ”

"In the twentieth century, action art began to come to the market, in the art world, some painters let models wear no clothes, painted their bodies with colorful colors, and rolled on canvases, in the music world, some singers led a chimpanzee on stage to sing, and the self-proclaimed cynical poet was probably playing a kind of performance art," Jing Yu said. ”

Huo Yunting said: "I see what kind of painter and singer you are talking about and the so-called poet in front of you are playing anti-performance art, or performance anti-art. ”

Jingyu said: "No matter what kind of art it is, it's not art if it hinders traffic, okay, the traffic is smooth, we can't delay any longer, go to the airport quickly." ”

Huo Yunting restarted the car, the car was delayed for a while, and it ran faster, and the two quickly arrived at the airport.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Huo Yunting and Jing Yu met Zhang Lingzhi in Area 16 of the waiting hall.

As soon as Zhang Lingzhi saw Jing Yu and Huo Yunting, he got up from his seat and said to Jing Yu: "Jing Yu, you should take care of the children at home, and let Ah Ting come to see me off alone." ”

Jingyu said: "The child is taken care of by a nanny at home, it doesn't matter if I delay for half a day, godmother, when will you board the plane?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "It's a flight at 11:40 a.m., boarding at 11:20, and we can talk for more than an hour." ”

Huo Yunting said to Zhang Lingzhi: "Godmother, you are about to board the plane, I will send you a few words." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "If you have anything to say, just explain. ”

Huo Yunting spoofed the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Wei's "Farewell", and chanted a poem: "Send each other off at the airport, go home and cover the firewood." The stars are looking forward to the sun and the moon, hoping that you will return safely. ”

Zhang Lingzhi couldn't help laughing and said, "I also chant a poem to express my affection to you." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Please give Bao Shi." ”

Zhang Lingzhi imitated Li Bai's "Gift to Wang Lun" and chanted a poem: "The old generation is about to take the plane, and suddenly I hear the sound of singing at the airport." The white clouds in the sky are thousands of feet high, and it is not as good as the younger generation to send me love. ”

Huo Yunting said: "Godmother, you are still very young and beautiful, how can you call yourself an older?" ”

Jingyu said: "Yes, godmother, I see it this way too, you and we are like equals." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Forget it, don't talk about this. ”

Huo Yunting set his eyes on Wang Bing and said, "Although our enemies have been eliminated a lot, you can't take it lightly, all the way back and forth, you and your subordinates will definitely protect my godmother and Yaoming, and you will definitely bring Yaoming back safely." ”

Wang Bing nodded: "Mr. Huo, don't worry, my subordinates and I will do our best." ”

After saying what should be said, the group stayed in the waiting hall for a while, and the sound of urging passengers to board the plane came from the radio, Zhang Lingzhi and Wang Bing said goodbye to Huo Yunting and Jingyu, passed through the boarding gate, arrived at the wide airport, took a passenger plane to Hawaii, and flew into the blue sky.

After breakfast, Zhang Lingzhi got into a taxi and drove in front, and Wang Bing and his bodyguards also got into a taxi and followed behind.

The two cars arrived at the Hawaii Supervision Bureau and stopped, the sun had risen, Zhang Lingzhi got out of the car, Wang Bing led the bodyguards to get out of the car, and waited outside the Supervision Bureau, watching Zhang Lingzhi enter the supervision building.

Yao Ming was reading the newspaper in a reception room in the supervision building, and he received a call from Zhang Lingzhi yesterday, knowing that she would come to pick him up today and return to Coconut Mountain Villa for a while, and then return to China.

He was turning the eighth page of the newspaper when Zhang Lingzhi came in and called out in a surprised tone of reunion after a long absence: "Yaoming, you are here." ”

Yaoming raised his head, threw away the newspaper, got up from his seat, opened his mind, made a hugging gesture with both hands, and responded to Zhang Lingzhi: "Sister Lingzhi, I thought I would never see you again in my life, I never thought I would see you again, God really has eyes, hehe, thank God, thank you, I am locked in the basement and miss you every day, I miss you so much, I love you!" ”

"Don't thank God, thank the Hawaiian Governors for freeing you from the basement." Zhang Lingzhi said, rushing towards Yao.

Haruka opened his arms, took her into his arms, lifted his face, and put the mouth that he hadn't tasted love for a long time on her lips.

It is an irrepressible physical and emotional impulse.

Zhang Lingzhi struggled out of shyness, her arms danced, but Yao Ming wrapped her arms around her waist with both hands, and she couldn't break free no matter how she struggled.

The two kissed for two minutes, but Zhang Lingzhi was forced.

A female staff member at the door of the reception room was stunned, M people are open enough, in the university dormitory, men and women can sleep in the same bed, in the nightclub, red men and green women who don't know each other go to bed together to be a midnight couple after dancing, but the openness of M people is more or less hidden.

Compared with the people of country M, the people of country Z are more open.

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Forget it, if you are so ridiculous, I will leave you alone." ”

Yao Ming apologized: "Okay, okay, count me ridiculous, I'm sorry, let's go to the office to go through the formalities." ”

Under the leadership of the female staff, Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi went to the superintendent's office, which was responsible for filing and eliminating the case.

Behind a desk in the office, there was the director in charge of eliminating the case, and an assistant governor brought a cup of tea, put it in front of the director, held a cup himself, and stood next to the director to drink tea slowly.

After a brief exchange between Zhang Lingzhi and Yaoming and the director, the director took out a form and asked Yaoming to sign it, and then pressed his handprint.

If you finish pressing the handprint, you can walk out of the inspectorate.

The director saw that Yao Ming had finished pressing his handprints and said, "Sir, we found the criminals and rescued you, the time we have gone through is too long, and we have made you suffer, and our work efficiency is not high enough, I'm sorry, sir, you and the lady next to you can go." ”

Yao Ming said: "Without you, I am still a prisoner in the basement, thank you for saving me from hell, thank you to all the cadres in the bureau, your work efficiency is greatly OK, I really want to present a pennant to your inspectorate." ”

I've never eaten a dry meal, a meal of fish, every day I eat gruel that is so rare that I can see people's figures, pickles that are so dry that I can't squeeze out water, I just want to eat big fish and meat every day, and I'm so manic. ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Okay, the first thing I want to do is to take you to the restaurant, let you eat big fish and meat, and satisfy your crazy appetite for food." ”

Yao Ming laughed happily and sang a song "Let Me Eat Enough at a Time": "My stomach is no longer silent, I hear food calling me, my heart rises and falls, like a beating fire, my hunger is more than full, food and food have left me, I am already too hungry, I don't want to live like this, let me eat enough at one time, give you all I have." ”

Zhang Lingzhi smiled: "Look, the food mania is out of control. ”

The two spoke, stopped a taxi on the street a few hundred meters outside the entrance of the inspection bureau, got into the car, and in the car, Zhang Lingzhi turned on his mobile phone to search on the Internet.

The taxi rushed straight to the restaurant, and when it stopped in the square in front of the restaurant, Zhang Lingzhi got out of the car with his remote order, paid the fare, and walked to a magnificent building.

The building resembles a resplendent royal palace.

The two walked in, saw the blue light, the blue floor, the blue tables and chairs, the two mistakenly thought that they were on the sea side of Hawaii, and under the leadership of the service lady, they came to the VIP room, which contained jade tables and chairs, gold carpets, showing presidential luxury, the walls were decorated with gorgeous animal skins, and the roof was inlaid with more than a dozen night pearls.

Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi sat at the jade table, and the service lady presented the menu and asked in soft words, "What do you want to eat?" Despite the dots! ”

Although he knew English, he only understood the daily spoken conversation in Britain and the United States, and he couldn't understand the names of these dishes at all, so he said to the young lady: "You take the initiative to introduce your food characteristics." ”

The young lady smiled and said, "There is a braised magic core, this dish uses the magic core as the main ingredient, and after removing the impurities and fishy smell in the magic core, it is cooked in a special way." The two of them just eat the same level magic core according to their own magic cultivation, and it is worth the price. ”

Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi were stunned and inexplicable when they heard it.

The young lady continued: "There is also the barbecue of the monster, that is, the monster that has just been killed is directly grilled, so that all the magic power is sealed in the body of the monster, which is delicious and can greatly improve the magic power of the two." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "What magic core? Warcraft? Magic? It's ridiculous! Is this the Devil's Restaurant? ”

The young lady smiled and said, "By the way, I like to watch magic, and I have watched too much magic, so I can't help but tell the plot in magic, I'm sorry two, I'll reintroduce it." ”

Yao Ming said: "No need, I see that other restaurants have several text versions of the menu, don't you have a Chinese menu here." ”

The young lady said, "I'm sorry, I thought you knew English and didn't take the Chinese menu, so I'll go get it." ”

She turned around and went out for a while, then came in again, took back a menu of mixed Chinese, English, Japanese, French, German, and Russian, and handed it to Haruka.

The waitress went out with the menu, and after less than half an hour, two waitresses came in with the dishes, each presented the plate, and then went out and came back in, and the two took turns to serve the food, and soon the table was all piled up.

Yao Ming looked at a table full of expensive dishes, drooling, and didn't have time to say hello to Zhang Lingzhi, grabbed his chopsticks, stretched out to a plate of dishes, and carried out various breaks.

He devoured the food.

Those dishes were attacked by him unprepared and unexpected, and he complained bitterly, and soon, more than ten dishes were devoured one after another, and one-third of them were devoured.

Zhang Lingzhi didn't move his chopsticks all the time, watching Yao Ming desperately devouring the food, angry and funny, and said, "You are not afraid of eating to get sick." ”

Yao Ming heard Zhang Lingzhi's sarcasm, then raised his head, noticed her, rubbed his round belly, and laughed: "Sister Lingzhi, I haven't eaten enough, far from enough, I'm sorry, I patronized and ate, I forgot you, I should fight, I should fight!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his chopsticks to the Russian abalone goose paw, the M country melon and ham salad, and the Korean cream roasted mix, picked up the dishes in them, and put them in the empty bowl in front of Zhang Lingzhi.

Empty bowls are filled with dishes.

In the end, he picked up a goose paw from the bowl full of vegetables in front of Zhang Lingzhi, fed it to Zhang Lingzhi's mouth, and said: "Sister Lingzhi, thank you for inviting me to dinner, I honor and honor you, eat, this is a love vegetable." ”

Zhang Lingzhi was snubbed by him for a long time, and then he made up for it and swallowed a goose paw he fed to himself with satisfaction.

Yao ordered Zhang Lingzhi's bowl to fill it with vegetables, and he buried his head in eating it like a whirlwind.