After Zhang Lingzhi ate a piece of steak by himself, he looked at Yao Ming and said, "If you eat like this, you will really eat indigestion, and when you go out, you have to buy food tablets to eat." ”

Yao Ming said: "I eat this way to compensate for the hunger I have had for too long before, thank you, after you go out, you can buy me diet tablets, my mobile phone was snatched away by a black man, you have to buy me a mobile phone." ”

Zhang Lingzhi sighed: "You are like a child, I have to serve you in everything." ”

Haruna smiled and said, "During the day, you serve me, and at night, I will serve you." ”

Zhang Lingzhi understood what he meant by what he said that he served himself at night, and didn't say anything, just watched him continue to eat and drink.

The meal lasted for an hour, and after an hour, there were still a lot of dishes left on the table, so much that even if you took them away, you couldn't carry so much in your hands.

Zhang Lingzhi thought about it, forget it, throw away all the things that can't be eaten, she went to the checkout, and spent a total of 20,000 US dollars, or 120,000 yuan.

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Sun Wukong is holding a golden hoop stick, which will scare customers away, who would dare to enter the store?" You're so stupid! If I open a mobile phone store, I will set up a statue of the God of Wealth in front of the store, so that customers can sell the mobile phone recommended by the God of Wealth. ”

Yao Ming smiled silently, and followed Zhang Lingzhi into the small store called Santa Claus mobile phone store.

The small shop is not small, the inside is large and spacious, the glass counter is spotless, and the mobile phones are neatly placed in the counter, which is very eye-catching.

In front of the counter, a couple was choosing a mobile phone, and one of the blondes was holding a fat guy weighing three or four hundred pounds, pointing to an expensive mobile phone, and angrily asking him to buy it for her.

Yao Ming and Zhang Lingzhi also approached the counter.

At this time, a female shopping guide walked up to Zhang Lingzhi and asked, "Auntie, do you buy a mobile phone for your son?" ”

Yao Ming raised his hand, made a gesture to hit her, and scolded loudly: "I cut your ancestors for 80,000 generations, you are blind, she is my girlfriend, she wants to buy a love mobile phone for me." ”

As he spoke, he slapped the counter and shouted, "Boss, boss, where are you?" I want you to fire this incompetent garbage shopping guide. ”

The female shopping guide was so frightened that she quickly apologized to Yaoming: "Sir, Mrs., I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I misunderstood, I'll give you a 20% discount on your mobile phones to compensate for your mental damage." ”

Yao Ming continued to point at the shopping guide and scold, Zhang Lingzhi stopped him and said: "Forget it, forget it, it's not one or two things for us to experience similar things, don't care about other people's misunderstandings, go your own way, and let others misunderstand." ”

Haruka became calm when he heard this.

The shopping guide became obedient and changed his title to Zhang Lingzhi: "Big sister, beautiful big sister, I recommend to you the world's most famous Google mobile phone." ”

She said as she pulled out a Google phone from the counter, made by the world's most famous company, Google.

Yaoming and Zhang Lingzhi's eyes lit up, this mobile phone was shining in the hands of the shopping guide, the body was not big or small, rectangular, silver gray, as soon as the shopping guide pressed the menu button, the LCD screen became golden yellow.

The shopping guide said: "This mobile phone simplifies the operation interface, the control speed is super fast, loaded with the main frequency processor and 36GB memory, with a three-axis gyroscope, accelerometer, distance sensor, support high-speed network, wireless LAN and Bluetooth technology, built-in 8 million pixel camera, 8x digital zoom and other auxiliary functions, equipped with 9000 mAh large-capacity electric Huo, can bring up to seven days and seven nights of continuous talk time." ”

Zhang Lingzhi retorted: "How can there be such a good mobile phone? It's a legend. ”

The shopping guide said: "Google mobile phone company is the largest and best mobile phone company in the world, and Google mobile phone is the fighter in all mobile phones. ”

Yao Ming said: "You are advertising for Google mobile phones for free." ”

"Google Inc. was founded on September 4, 1998 at its headquarters called "Googleplex" and is located in Mount View, Santa Clara County, California, Country M. It's not far from here to there, and if you don't believe it, you can take a car to go there and go on a field trip. ”

Yao Ming said: "Xinxin, I completely believe it, just buy this mobile phone you advertised." How much does it cost? ”

The shopping guide said: "It's not expensive, 2800 yuan." ”

Zhang Lingzhi told Yaoming: "She said US dollars, 2,800 US dollars = 19,276.6,000 yuan." ”

Yao Ming said: "Didn't you say that you would get a 20% discount?" ”

The shopping guide said: "After a 20% discount, it is 2,240 yuan." ”

Yao Ming said: "4 words are unlucky, just pay the whole number of 2,000 yuan." ”

The shopping guide said: "No, you can subtract 40 and actually pay 2,200 yuan." ”

Zhang Lingzhi made a slight calculation, 2,200 US dollars is about 15,000 yuan, which is not a small amount, and said: "This mobile phone is good, but it is too expensive." ”

The shopping guide said: "Google mobile phone, good quality and low price, in the hand, beauty in the heart, eternal power, fashion choice, miracle world, by your control." ”

Yao Ming said: "Forget it, Google won't give you money, so don't advertise for Google, put a layer of book film on the phone screen." ”

The shopping guide quickly pasted the book film on the mobile phone, packaged the mobile phone with the book film, and handed it to Yaoming, Zhang Lingzhi paid the bill with a bank card, and paid 2,200 US dollars.

The two bought their mobile phones and left the store.

As he walked, he took out his mobile phone from the box and played with it, glanced at Zhang Lingzhi, who was walking side by side with him, and sang to himself: "I asked you how much you love me?" You love me a little, your love is true, your love is true, and the mobile phone represents your heart. ”

When Zhang Lingzhi heard this, he was angry and funny, and said, "I also invited you to a big meal." ”

Haruka sang again: "I ask you how much you love me?" How much do you love me? Your love is unwavering, your love is unchanging, and the fish represents your heart. ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "A good song "The Moon Represents My Heart" was spoofed by you so vulgar, you really should stay in the dungeon for the rest of your life." ”

"We have eaten and drank, and we have laughed and laughed, and it is time to go back to Coconut Villa, and in the evening, I will be even more vulgar." ”

Zhang Lingzhi understands what it means to be vulgar, and the nightlife of husband and wife is not only an unbearable scene in bed, but also a dazzling and charming landscape.

Despite her shyness, she looked forward to the pink night illuminated by the wall lights.

Tonight, beautiful tonight, fragrant tonight, there will definitely be a long-lost newlywed bed drama in Coconut Villa.

"Men and women bathing together is the process of appreciating each other's body art, and body art is the external beauty of the human body." Only when human beings reach a certain level of thought can they truly know how to appreciate, and you should also appreciate and appreciate my body. ”

"We're married, we're going to live behind closed doors, and we're going to let those who laugh at us go to hell," he said. ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "We can't be hermits, isolated from society, as soon as we go out, others will laugh at us, the power of public opinion is too terrible, it's your business if you're not afraid, anyway, I'm scared, it's true, let's break up." ”

Yao Ming picked up a teacup, stomped heavily on the coffee table, stood up, picked up the scissors on the coffee table, made a gesture of cutting his wrists and committing suicide, and said: "Sister Lingzhi, I broke up with my family for you, for you I was locked up in the basement by blacks for more than 100 days, and suffered endless hardships, but you suddenly said that you don't want me anymore, okay, anyway, without you, I can't live, I'll die for you, I'm dead, no one will laugh at you anymore." ”

He raised the scissors in his right hand and slammed it down on his left wrist.

Zhang Lingzhi stretched out his hand, intercepted the scissors that Yao Ming suddenly fell from mid-air, snatched it in his hand, and said bitterly: "Yao Ming, what you just said woke me up and moved me, okay, since you are not afraid of ridicule from outsiders, I am less afraid than you, however, in the future, we will go out less and try not to let outsiders see jokes." ”

Yao Ming said: "You had a deep beauty treatment this morning, you are much younger than before, and then you will go to Korea for plastic surgery once and become younger, and when we go out together in the future, no one will laugh at us." ”

Zhang Lingzhi sighed, silently agreed with Yaoming's statement, held one of Yaoming's hands and looked at it, and saw that the nails of the five fingers of Yaoming's right hand were very long, so he said: "The nails are long, and it is easy to hide dirt and dirt, let me help you cut your nails." ”

Yao Ming said: "You have love on your scissors, and you cut my nails, which is to pass your love to me and make me feel it with all my heart." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "I haven't started cutting yet." ”

Haruka opened his five fingers to her and said, "Then cut it quickly." ”

Zhang Lingzhi held the scissors in one hand, grabbed the five fingers of Yao Ming with the other, first aimed the scissors at his thumb, the scissors cut, from left to right, bent forward, and at the end, with a click, the nail of the thumb was cut.

She began to cut the nail of her right index finger, and as she cut it, she said: "I heard that an Indian named Shridar Chillal has loved to keep his nails since he was a child, and he has never cut his nails for 62 years. ”

Haruka said, "His nails must be long enough to be used as a sword." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "No, when the nails grow to a certain extent, they become bent and bent into a rotating shape, and the rotating nails are lengthened up to 9 meters. As a result, his nails entered the Guinness Book of World Records, and he is the longest person in the world with nails. ”

Yao Ming said: "Shadar left his nails to be 9 meters long, broke the Guinness World Record, became a big celebrity, and must have made a lot of profits, I also kept my nails long, kept them until I was 80 years old, and sent a sprint to the Guinness World Records, you don't cut it for me." ”

Click, click, Zhang Lingzhi cut off the index finger of Yaoming's right hand, then cut off the middle and ring fingers of his right hand, and finally cut off the nails on his little finger.

She finished cutting his right fingernail and then his left fingernail, still cutting it while saying, "If you have long nails, the nails will be very dirty." ”

Haruka asked, "Why aren't Shadar's nails dirty?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Sha Daer eats too much and has nothing to do, he keeps his nails to play, his nails become longer, he washes every day, even several times a day, and kills time by washing his nails, and gets happiness from it, how can ordinary people have so much time to wash their nails every day?" Besides, how can you hold things with such long nails? When someone hands you something, you have long fingernails, and if you reach out to pick it up, you will cut someone's hand. ”

Haruka smiled and said, "You're right, it's really not good to keep long nails, thank you for cutting my nails." ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "There are many disadvantages of having long nails, and the biggest disadvantage is that it is easy to get sick. ”

Hara asked, "What diseases do people get when they have long nails?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi said: "When the nails grow, various fungi such as Trichophyton rubrum, Trichophyton barbae, and Epidermophyton flocculent will invade under the nail plate, and the nails will become infected, causing diseases, and the nails will first suffer from mild paronychia." ”

"What is the harm of paronychia?" ”