Chapter 0691 The drunkard and the drunkard fight
Shi Wentao heard that the wine field had been lonely for many years, just smoked a cigarette, just swallowed the general, almost choked to death, thought to himself, you kid opened his mouth and shut up, don't make drafts when educating others to speak, how can he only say that he has passed five levels and cut six generals, and never dared to say that he drank rice soup and urinated on a kang, in front of so many acquaintances, he actually dared to change his face, bragging here, saying that he was lonely and defeated, three glasses of white wine in his stomach, and the person who drilled at the bottom of the table actually dared to say big things here, it was just laughing to death, But I have drunk a lot just now, this kid didn't drink much, if this will be stronger, I'm afraid I will be carried back at night, anyway, bragging and not paying taxes, let this kid blow for a while, there is no loss, all listen to cross talk.
Zhang Zhaochun heard that this kid was going to fight with himself for a drink, and his first reaction was that this kid was challenging himself in disguise, because he had an ominous premonition, this kid must be chatting with the little girl at the front desk who he had been paying attention to for a long time, if he would admit it, it would be a show of weakness in disguise, or he was pushing the girl in his dream into someone else's arms step by step, and he didn't drink much wine, let go of this kid, there was no pressure at all, because although he had a big belly, he didn't have my brother mine, has a strong metabolism, so he touched He Xiaogang fiercely, and said with round eyes
"Oops! Xiao Gang! I've finally met my soulmate! I've been lonely and defeated in the drinking field for many years, and I know this feeling better than you, because I've been drinking since I was three years old, and I never know what it's like to be drunk! I really want to get drunk once, but unfortunately there is often a table of people, and I am left alone in the end, and I can't collect all the remaining wine in one bowl, and it will be gone after sucking! As for what you said about buying wine, tonight is Fan Lei's field, he has drunk too much, he will be counting the money, let's not care, if you drink me down, you will buy wine tonight! If I turn you over, I'll buy the rest of the wine tonight! But I have a small request, I don't know if you can fulfill my little wish! ”
He Xiaogang glanced at Zhang Zhaochun, thinking that you kid is simply dancing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, I don't know what I do, and I have been drinking since I was three years old, why don't you say it, I only drank alcohol and never fed milk in my life, I can brag too much, but people have already released the words, if I shouldn't fight, then don't say that there is no way to mix in the wine field, and there is no way to mix in the unit, as for the little wish in his mouth, it is nothing more than something, no punishment, string of punishments, Brother, what I lacked in my stomach was not these three drops or two drops of wine, but several dozen of wine, so I touched the wine with Zhang Zhaochun fiercely, and then said with an extremely disdainful sneer
"Zhang Zhaochun, although your words are very hard, I don't know how much you drink! If you want me to agree to your request and fulfill your wishes, that is the price you need to pay, wait for the two bottles of wine to drink, and see the results and my mood! ”
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Zhaochun used his thumb to cover the mouth of the beer bottle, and shook it twice, He Xiaogang thought to himself all day long, playing with these virtual things, this kind of fake trick can only scare the coward, not the pure masters, but when he just put the wine bottle to his mouth, he didn't expect this kid to stuff the wine bottle into his mouth, his head tilted up, the Adam's apple basically didn't move, the blink of an eye, directly a bottle of wine disappeared, and finally deliberately, the empty wine bottle knocked twice on the teeth, and finally put the wine bottle towards the coffee table, his eyes were round, looked at He Xiaogang, who was drinking, and said
"No hurry! Don't choke on your slow drink! It's been years since I've performed second blowing beer! Just now it was just a warm-up! ”
He Xiaogang drank the wine in one breath, thinking that he thought that you kid, flower fist embroidered leg fake handle, I didn't expect your kid to be real, it seems that the belt is open, it is difficult to drink this kid down at night, so he gently put the wine bottle on the coffee table, burped, and then said unhurriedly
"That's it! Don't brag about it, you kid! Who hasn't had a horse stumble when the hooves are gone! This game is a fluke for you! But don't be too arrogant! Don't forget! This is the first bottle, and it is not certain who will die of the deer! ”
Zhang Zhaochun glanced at it, I wanted to say that you are not a horse, how can a horse stumble, the amount of alcohol is not as big as my brother, then it is not as big as me, there is no need to hide it here, people think you are hypocritical, but now is not the time to compete with the verbal effort, if he chats at night is not, the girl in his dreams, drink two bottles with this kid, find a chance to sneak out and jump around, follow a wine animal, what is there to fight for wine here, the stomach of the person who drinks is swollen, and he runs towards the toilet vigorously, people who don't know, I thought there was something wrong with my prostate at a young age, so I said with a smile
"Oops! Haven't you heard that heroes should not be judged by success or failure? It doesn't matter if you win or lose, who makes our brother have a good relationship! Otherwise, I wouldn't have come here to drink, would I? But no matter what, I won this game, then you have to honor your words! Because I know that you are a person who is extremely important for credibility! Tell me now, were you at the front desk just now, chatting with a waitress! ”
When He Xiaogang heard this, he reacted at this time, no wonder this kid was so desperate, saying that he was for the little girl at the front desk for a long time, is this the legend, the drunkard does not mean to drink, but he did win this game, he must not be in front of such a brother, this does not count in it, so he pursed his lips, and said with some tears and laughter
"That's right! Does this have anything to do with you? ”
Zhang Zhaochun was shocked when he heard this, and immediately asked
"Isn't it a long-haired, tall, long-eyelid one, with two small dimples on her face when she laughs, that little girl!"
He Xiaogang hesitated slightly, thinking that although there were three or four girls at the front desk, one looked very tall, but his face was paperless, and he probably didn't dare to go out at night when he took off his makeup, otherwise he would have scared one or two people to death! A person who looks long and clear-eyed, but he is too low, at best he is one meter three, and he has to wear high heels! A person has height and appearance, but when he walks, the floor is bubbling with dirt, a small body like Zhang Zhaochun, people will fly with a punch, these three girls, this kid will definitely not choose, then Li Sitong is left, so he grabbed his eyes, grabbed a bottle of beer, and said with a bad smile
"I have helped you fulfill your first wish, now you want to know more detailed information, then a difficult question is a bottle of wine, if you drink enough, I can also give you the mobile phone number of the little girl who looks like a fairy!"