When Zhang Zhaochun heard this, he thought to himself that there were only a few girls at the front desk, and the fairy sister in this small mouth must be the long-haired beauty he fancied, and the aesthetic views of men are basically the same, and I heard that there is a phone number, which is something that he has dreamed of, but I didn't expect this kid to get it in such a short time, it's incredible, but according to the tone of this kid just now, it seems that he is preparing to carry himself back tonight, so the cigarette beads turned around, and pretended to be angry and said

"Oops! You're too unkind, aren't you? Say that the first wish has been fulfilled, and the future problem is another matter, what else do you want to do! Aren't you afraid of doing this, brother, I'm sad? Besides, it's just a little girl at the front desk, is there a fairy who has descended to earth! As for being so mysterious? I just think that the people in this are more familiar, see if I know each other? If you know, by the way, I will help you make a good match, so that your progress will be faster! Why don't you know how to do it! It's so sad! ”

He Xiaogang took a look, thinking to himself that a hard-hearted guy like you, how embarrassed to not blush and panting, playing the emotional card in front of my brother and me, it seems that as long as you are shameless, things in the world, there is nothing you dare not do, it's incredible, besides, brother, I haven't seen a wolf eat bones and not lose slag, but brother, I have seen you kid, when you were in the petroleum technical school, you only ate steamed buns all day long and didn't eat vegetables, saving money to fall in love, but you kid is in love, then find a good girl, It's okay to fall in love, but your kid just found a shampoo girl in a barber shop, and it turned out that a lot of money was spent, just to give your kid a few free hair washes in name, you say that a pervert like you, if the meat goes into your mouth, do you think there will be a little bit of bone slag falling out? You're not joking with me, you're talking nonsense with your eyes open, and you're running around to play an intelligence test with me when you have nothing to do! It was ridiculous, so I smiled faintly, and I couldn't say anything

"Oops! Zhang Zhaochun: Did I meet you on the first day? Do you think I'll find someone to help me with such a thing as chasing my girlfriend? Do I need to ask for help according to my ability? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if I want to find someone to help, then I won't find someone like you! Do you think I'm Wang Jinbao? Do things never go through the brain thinking, what kind of people, dare to invite to help themselves, all day long, only roll dumpling skin, dumpling filling, and then wrap dumplings to feed the dog! Therefore, you kid don't waste your time here, think about it, if you want to get the answers to your questions just now, then it is time for me to make a request, you have no choice, you can only do what I say! If you don't want to participate in this game, then please stand to the side, don't interfere with our drinking, hurry up where to cool down, where to stay! I don't have time to talk to you here! ”

Zhang Zhaochun heard that this kid didn't mention a word, the specific question he just said, but began to shift the topic to drinking, thinking that if this kid gets too drunk, then he wants to ask what's going on, he will only pour you wine, then it's really no fun, and besides, he is also a person who has seen the world, how can he be sent away by this kid in a few words, isn't it too dull on his face, and since this kid has his own mobile phone number of the girl in his dreams, if he can get it, then he will be connected in the future, Wouldn't it be easier, but if this kid lion opened his mouth and asked himself a seemingly simple, but difficult to complete question, then he would leave people at his grandmother's house, but as the saying goes, people who dare not gamble don't even have a chance to win, thinking of this, he gritted his teeth, thinking that he was scared to death, it was better to give it a go, maybe he could spell out a glimmer of life and achieve unexpected results, so he sneered with extreme disdain, and said coldly

"Xiaogang, you don't look at people through the cracks in the door, but you forget to wear glasses, and it's pitch black in front of you, and there is no one in your eyes! Since you said this, then today I will not fight for the fairy sister in your mouth, but not for face and for breath, I have to treat you kid well, this is no one's problem! Therefore you talk less nonsense and directly talk about your conditions! I'll see if it scares me to death! ”

He Xiaogang found that this kid has successfully fished for bait, but if he uses too much force, he will not get off the hook if he doesn't do it well, so it will be too cost-effective, so as people say, the biggest fun of fishing is not how many fish you catch at a time, but the most precious thing is the process of fishing, so since this is the case, then tease the fish first, play with this kid first, and then squeeze the toothpaste when it's over, and roll the snowball little by little, and when he finds out, it's too late. That is the highest level of digging and burying pits, so he rolled his eyes and said with a wry smile pretending to be extremely reluctant

"Oops! Don't worry, what conditions are there to urge me here, because there must be conditions, but don't forget, brother, I am a kind person, I have to roughly understand first, how many problems you kid has, after mastering it, and then according to your tolerance limit, make the most humane! The most scientific and most beneficial decision for you! If you urge you like this, in case my conditions are too high, your kid's ability to bear it is limited, brother, I just opened my mouth, and I scared you out with a sentence, and it is better to say something if you save it, in case you don't wake up directly! The big guy will definitely say that I scared you to death directly, it's just too unkind! Too bad! It's so inhuman! Do you think I'm right? ”

Zhang Zhaochun sneered with extreme disdain, and said a little irritably

"That's it! Don't be pretending here! You kid treats me, and you will be humane with me, when you say this, please see it clearly, brother, I am Zhang Zhaochun, not a half-brained Wang Jinbao, when I go out, I have no brains! So don't bother, here the cat cries and the mouse is fake mercy, we have been together for so many years, who doesn't know who is doing what! Just say what you need to do to get there, and then tell me what I want to know! Don't talk about uselessness here! Otherwise, I'll go to the front desk and ask, which beauty chatted with a glasses just now, this grandson is too drunk, and the crying snot has been eaten, and I won't go back if I can't see you, please follow me to see! ”

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