Wang Jinbao pursed her lips angrily, thinking that she dared to scold her brother in a roundabout way, but when she thought about it again, she didn't just scold herself, and all the people in their dormitory seemed to have been scolded, and besides, there was no one in the world to pick up scolding, so she rolled her eyes and said with a smile

"I see! But the people in your dormitory have talked about boyfriends, which doesn't seem to have a direct relationship with whether you understand black language or not, let alone indirectly! Could it be that every time someone goes out on a date or does something else, you've been following your ass?"

Li Chunyan rolled her eyes angrily

"Are you brain-watered, or are you directly brain-dead? What else do you want me to do, why don't you just send me into someone else's bed! Then ask the next day how it feels? It's a bastard! Have you ever seen a son of a son of a woman like you?"

Wang Jinbao grinned, thinking that my brother and I didn't have time to come, let you give my brother me a warm quilt, and I will send you to someone else's quilt if I have nothing to do, do you think I really don't have a brain, or my brain is caught by the door, and my brain is licked by a dog

"Hey! Yo! Yo! All right! All right! It was a grandson at first! And then there's the bastard! Isn't it time for the millennium king to be an 80,000-year-old tortoise? I can't afford to mess with me, I should hide! If you think it's good or not, I won't embarrass you, it's my fault for all my mistakes! If you don't want to say it, or it's inconvenient, forget it! Shall we change the topic? ”

Li Chunyan snorted

"Am I as bad as you say? How could such a cultivated person think that I could say such rude words in his mouth! You're not talking about yourself, are you? But you don't use the agitation method less, come here to test me! How can I understand black words, the reason is very simple, that is, even fools can understand it after listening to too much! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled

"You only read the books of the sages all day long, and you don't listen to the things outside the window, where do you go to listen to the black talk!"

Li Chunyan rubbed her eyes and said impatiently

"Oops! Say you have a long elm brain, you don't admit it, and now you find out that I'm wrong! It turns out that you don't have a brain at all! Don't forget that society is developing forward, only you stinky boys, lying in the dormitory all day long, having nothing to do and discussing unscrupulous means, the era of deception and scourge of our kind girls all day long has passed, and we kind girls are now learning to defend, when we have nothing to do, study you stinky boys in the dormitory, and formulate anti-wolf measures? What do I mean, do you understand? Silly fox?"

Wang Jinbao's eyes lit up instantly, and he hurriedly said with a smile

"Oh! I see! So be it! All you have to do in your dorm is theory, in other words, it's all about experience, or I'll come over to you and give you a practical lesson! In this way, you will have a theoretical level and practical skills, from the accumulation of quantity, to a qualitative leap! This way you can dominate the field and conquer everything! If you think my idea is okay, I will come and teach you for free, and there is no charge for room and board! What do you think?"

Li Chunyan gritted her teeth angrily, eager to tear Wang Jinbao alive, but unfortunately she didn't even have a chance to bite on the phone, and then her eyes rolled, and she said angrily

"Really? How can your practical classes be so powerful, once you have taken your classes, you can be in love! How many little girls have you given you, and you have taken practical classes! But how did I hear the boss say that all the girls who are targeted by you are the first pair of mandarin ducks originally made in heaven, but after you toss, nine out of ten pairs, the mandarin ducks are drowned in the water! All of them fell to their deaths! Say you're a broom star for a breakup, boyfriend and girlfriend! ”

As soon as Wang Jinbao heard that something was wrong, he hurriedly said with a smile

"Oops! Look at you, how can you say that you are in a hurry! I'm just kidding you, how dare I give you this, a talented girl who is receiving higher education, a practical class! As for your question, I can only regret to say, although I also want to find a girl and explore it together! Investigate! I know some related questions, but because my heart is too small, I can fit you quite well, women all over the world! So the answer is zero! ”

Li Chunyan found that this guy was more refined than a monkey, and he couldn't get out of his mouth for a while, what valuable information did he have, so he said a little irritably

"That's it! Have you ever taken a practical class with other girls, you can make it clear in your own heart! Since you don't want to say it, love to say it! I don't bother to ask! Don't even want to know, because it's all your private business! I don't have the right to interfere, and I don't have the energy and mood to care about your! Is there anything else?"

Wang Jinbao on the other end of the phone, as if he could be soured by the pungent sourness, and then said extremely helplessly

"Oops! Not really! I can swear if you don't believe me! If I lied to you, I was struck by a thunderbolt when I went out! ”

Li Chunyan glared at the language and said extremely puzzled

"That's it! Let's not say that the oath is just a temporary lie, just a temporary lie, and you don't even have the slightest sincerity to lie now! Excuse me, you and everyone else was killed by thunder when they went out, but you might as well give me one directly and split it into a thunder shock! Why didn't you say that you were directly split into a birdman! ”

Wang Jinbao licked his lips and said with a wicked smile

"O conscience of heaven and earth! I really didn't lie to you, because there are many people who have been killed by thunder, but there are very few people who have been struck by thunder, only one to be exact! Haven't you heard that double negation is affirmation? Therefore, I am the only one in my heart, and I don't have the heart and energy to find other girls! Therefore, where you are, my heart is there, not for anything else but to make you feel my heartbeat all the time, feel that I am thinking of you! Take 10,000 steps back and say, if one day I am compelled to lie to you, then it is also a white lie! Just to make you happy and love you well! ”

Li Chunyan was once again said by Wang Jinbao in a few words, and said extremely shyly

"Nasty! It's really been more than 20 minutes, so hurry up and say what's wrong? ”

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief and said with affection

"Baby, since you said nine hundred and ninety-nine roses, which barely meets your standards, may I ask if my probation period is over, when will I be able to officially take up my post!"

Li Chunyan rolled her eyes and said in an exaggerated manner

"What's that? When will you officially take up your post, why don't you say when you will get the certificate directly! What good things do you think about all day long? ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to say that wouldn't it be easier to get the certificate directly in one step, but he finally made this aunt happy, and then sighed

"Hey! I dreamed of getting a certificate with you, but now I haven't even passed my boyfriend's test period, so I can't even think about it! ”

(End of chapter)