Chapter 265: Rubbing toothpaste on the soles of the feet and asking what to say
Li Chunyan licked her mouth and said with a wicked smile
"Why is this little test, I can't stand it anymore, I complain all day long, and I am more resentful than a resentful woman, do you say that you are a man who is hypocritical? And didn't you say that not only are the flowers gone, but the snowflakes are about to fall? Then let's wait until it snows! But recently, you should be able to receive a handwritten reply from your sister, maybe you can get the answers you want and have unexpected surprises in it! I don't know if you'll be able to wait until the snowflakes fall! ”
Wang Jinbao seemed to be fed a reassuring pill, and instantly felt a little floating, and immediately said excitedly
"Don't worry! Even if the earth is barren, I will continue to insist as always, because the last thing a man can afford is commitment! If you can pass your test on a snowy day, wouldn't it be more fun to fall in love with you on the phone! You just said that there was an unexpected surprise, what is it, can you reveal a little bit first! Let me be happy first! ”
Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan smiled mischievously
"I'm afraid that you will be happy too early, and then the bamboo basket will be empty! So forget it! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled
"It's okay! I'm a man with a strong ability to resist blows! ”
Li Chunyan was afraid that Wang Jinbao would continue to mess around, play word games with you, and wrap herself in, and said with a roll of her eyes
"Are you done all day? Look at how long you've been fighting today, isn't my words as good as the wind in your ears? Hung up! Now I'm annoyed to hear your voice! What should I do now? By the way, why didn't I see your photo in the letter this time, may I ask you this pig's head, are you going to give it? If you don't want to give it, you can say it clearly, it's late all day, so it's appetizing, is it fun? Is it fun? Doesn't it make sense? Hung up! If you dare to call again, be careful that I will peel you off! ”
Wang Jinbao was instantly dizzy, his head resonated with the blind tone on the phone, and then shook his head helplessly, and said with a wry smile while walking towards the cash register
"Hey! It seems that the girl's mind, the boy you really don't guess! Turning your face is not faster than turning a book, but faster than printing a book! ”
After opening the money, Wang Jinbao swayed, returned to the dormitory and continued to fight against the bed, thinking about what news made him excited in this envelope, but thinking about it, he felt that there was any possibility, but after thinking about it, whether there was any possibility, he smiled bitterly and hugged the quilt, and said to himself
"News without news is the best news! What do you want to do so much!"
When Wang Jinbao was sleeping, he suddenly heard Shi Wentao say to Xu Weiliang with a smile
"Alas, Erliang! I heard that when people fall asleep, they put toothpaste on the soles of their feet, and then they will say whatever you ask! Half of my brain is all day long, either soaked in the phone booth, or soaked in the letterhead, but we live in a dormitory, only to hear this kid in the phone booth, brazenly said, a little ghost, and this legendary little ghost, we don't know the real name of the face except that we know that it is a woman, or let's try a few times? ”
Xu Weiliang was instantly energetic
"Good! I think it can be done! Once this kid falls asleep, he will only breathe more than a dead pig! Let's be okay today, this whole kid! ”
Liu Bin frowned when he heard this, and said with some suspicion
"Who did you listen to? Is toothpaste really that magical? ”
Shi Wentao glared
"You ask me? Excuse me, who is going! Besides, if it's not good, we won't waste some toothpaste, and there will be no other loss! But if we don't give it a try, we'll never know if it's any good! Haven't you heard that practice is the only criterion of truth! Are you involved in a word now? ”
Zhang Zhaochun saw this instantly, stood up suddenly, glanced at it, and said excitedly
"Oops! Isn't it necessary to engage in scientific research so mysterious? This guy is sleeping soundly, if you want to try, then try it quickly, in case the kid is woken up, then everything can really stay in the beautiful elephant! ”
When Xu Weiliang heard this, he seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, sat up with a swish, and stared at Shi Wentao with his eyes
"You two are on the ground, hurry up and touch the toothpaste in the soles of your feet, and when you're done, I'll whisper in his ear, can you see it?"
As soon as the words fell, Wang Bao slowly closed the curtains
"Come on, I'll close the curtains for us, so that the sleeping atmosphere will be stronger, and this kid will sleep more deadly!"
Geng Buyue got up slowly, got out of bed carefully, and sat on Shi Wentao's bed
"You can do whatever you want! I'd better evacuate to a safe area first, and the province will be eaten by a few of you boys! But Shi Wentao, it's not me saying that you kid, the whole person's strange tricks, if you don't dare to rank first in no one!"
Shi Wentao glared
"That's it! Call you Mr. Geng, that is to give you face, how to give some sunshine, you will be full of red light, more than Zhu Bajie above the spring light, even more shy! How do you call your brother Geng, I really think that I have become the president, but you don't go to the pool in the bathroom to take a picture, you are so anxious, you are too old to be a fart worm for the girls! How embarrassed to teach others here! ”
Geng Buyue rolled his eyes
"You're not in a hurry! But the girl sees that you are in a hurry, and you will never find it, what is the difference between it and waste! But brother, finally, I remind you again, don't forget that if you do more injustice, you will kill yourself, and if you walk more at night, you will finally be a ghost! Be careful to get up and throw all your toothpaste in the trash! ”
Shi Wentao smiled evilly, took out the toothpaste, and said as he walked towards Wang Jinbao
"Hurry up and do what you want to do! Please don't go one day again, full of benevolence and morality, full of male thieves and prostitutes, like hypocrites with a gentleman's sword, pretending to be late all day long, can you be a real person? Aren't you afraid, that day the mask turned directly into a face, and the living person was not a ghost or a ghost, and he was beaten to death as soon as he walked out of the door! Excuse me, you'd better shut up now, I'm going to apply toothpaste now, and if I wake up with half of my head headed, I won't believe you will wear socks all the time you go to bed in the future! ”
Wang Jinbao was actually woken up by Xu Weiliang's loud voice when Shi Wentao was half of his head for the first time, and he wanted to grab his hand, but when he thought about it again, it was not fun at all, and he would be said that he was too insidious, but if he wanted to treat the treacherous villain, he must be more vicious than him, otherwise the injured will always be, we kind people, as the saying goes, horses are good to be ridden, people are good to be kicked by donkeys, today we must be treated well, since it is a cure, then it must be completely cured, people often say that you can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, Then the toothpaste is smeared on the soles of the feet of a person pretending to be asleep, and the toothpaste is tantamount to an extra offensive weapon.
(End of chapter)