At this time, the north wind outside the window, mixed with the sandstorm in the sky, swished a yellow wind into the dormitory, Shi Wentao, who slept in front of the window, really ate a mouthful of soil, because the back apartment was the girls' dormitory, he was afraid that the senior sister on the third and fourth floors would see his chicken ribs, so he draped the quilt on his body, only left a head, and leaned over like a turtle to pull the window shut, and then quickly lay down, his teeth rattled

"It's better not to come back to this slut, or let him come in vertically and go out sideways! I've really seen sluts, I've never seen a place to stay, and the air is filled with a strange and cheap smell! ”

Wang Jinbao sneezed three times in a row at this time, and wanted to sneeze once, that was someone thinking about you; Two sneezes, that's a cold; Then three sneezes, it seems that it is not far from death, and then glanced at Shi Wentao, thinking that grandma, you are typical, a gentleman in words, a villain in actual action, so strong in your mouth, the line clothes and pants that your kid is wearing, just now so don't go up directly, pull this kid down, beat him as a pervert, and directly beat him into a big pervert, let's loosen his muscles and bones, although there are a few brothers in the dormitory like me, only wearing a small triangle, but in my own dormitory, no one will check, This will look like a doll looking for milk to eat, but now my brother is here, there is only a pot of Longjing that has been soaked overnight, and I don't want to give it if you want to drink it, otherwise when you chase Li Yun, your legs will run more energetically, so you will lie on the side of the bed again, and say to Geng Buyue extremely helplessly

"Oops! Good brother! You have pity on me, okay to bring me the quilt, and close the door by the way, okay? ”

Geng Buyue looked at Wang Jinbao's extremely embarrassed appearance, and said with a wicked smile

"It's a reminder of cramming! I'm sorry! It's not good! It's too late! Usually you don't worship the Buddha, the Buddha hasn't fallen asleep yet, so you can't hear or see! Besides, the Buddha doesn't want to help you, kid, so why should I go against the sky! So you better close the door yourself and get the quilt! ”

Wang Jinbao couldn't wait to go down, so he went down directly and grabbed Geng Buyue's feet, threw him out of the window with a swish, and then asked him well, have you ever heard of the Buddha's light shining and purifying all sentient beings, how can you not help me, just because there is such a person as you, you have snake teeth! Scorpion tail! The spider's mouth is full of poisons, causing the house to be too dark, and I am afraid of staining the Buddha's eyes, so I didn't find it, and I wanted to refute it, but at present, there is only one pillow on my body to cover my shame, so I still begged bitterly

"Oops! Mr. Geng! Look at what you are talking about, how can I bully a good person like you, the point is that I slept naked last night, and I would have no clothes on! Otherwise, I would have picked it up! As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, you are my brother who sleeps in my lower bunk, who will help me if you don't help me! It's really cold, and the snot can't be contained, so you can just do it! How about you take a sample for me?"

Unexpectedly, Geng Buyue was still lying in the quilt without moving, and said with a wicked smile

"Oops! I've told you everything, the gods won't help you, I can't act against the sky! Besides, a bunch of old men sleep together, what do you want to do when you're naked? What can you do? Don't talk nonsense in the bathhouse, what haven't you seen, quickly roll down and get it yourself! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking to himself that even if all of you guys were replaced by women, brother, I would not do anything if I stripped naked and slept in the same room with you, let alone anything! Because when you grow up to be a woman like you, you don't dare to look in the mirror, who would want to do anything with you! Thinking of this, he wanted to go down and get it himself, but after all, this is a dormitory, not a bathhouse, running around naked, and the most critical door is still open, wouldn't it really become a nervous disease, so he said helplessly

"Didn't you say that many girls like to sleep naked, which is good for the body? I stripped naked and slept once, but I didn't expect to meet Zhang Zhaochun's neuropathy! ”

I didn't expect Geng Buyue to come directly to the sentence

"I also said that women can give birth to babies, why don't you give us a baby! Besides, I've said so much, why do you only remember this one! When did you become so obedient! Why do you say you're so distressed! No more nonsense! Get down and get it yourself, don't be foolish and affect my sleep again! ”

Wang Jinbao then rolled his eyes, thinking that since it is soft, then repeat the old trick, I don't believe that he will not give in, and grandma's brother I can't control my snot from the cold, and you still want to sleep back to the cage, then I will let you sleep a big-headed ghost, so I kicked the bed board a few times, only to see Geng Buyue swish, standing on the ground with round eyes, and said extremely irritably

"Oops! When I met a pervert like Zhang Zhaochun, I must have ruined his good deeds in my last life! Living in your psychopathic bunk, I've really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! You said that I recruited someone to provoke someone, I knew that I wouldn't live in the bunk bed with you, can you not toss all day long! Do you have a long mouth that you only use for eating? Could it be that you belonged to a donkey in your last life, why do you kick at every turn, it really convinces you! ”

Wang Jinbao was afraid that this guy would pump himself with the soles of his shoes, so he stood up and hugged the pillow tightly and said

"I'm sorry, there are no donkeys in the zodiac! I can't sleep on your top bunk, God arranged it, and I'll have this one bed left! But just lying on the side of the bed, it is like lying on your belly, please remember anyone, at any time, anywhere, do not underestimate the person lying on your belly, otherwise the consequences are very serious, and the knocked out teeth can only be swallowed in the stomach! But it's too late to say anything now, and if you want to blame it, you chose the wrong shop in the first place, not the wrong person! If you don't believe it, when the foam in the crack of this round of bed is finished, you lie on the bed and feel the feeling, the next round of air raids! ”

Geng Buyue kicked the door shut, grabbed the quilt, and threw it on Wang Jinbao's head

"Hey! Hurry up and look at the nightmare ribs covered! But you kid next, you'd better be honest! Don't forget the person who sleeps on it, it's scary, but never mess with the person below you, otherwise you don't care how hard you climb up, how high you climb, you only need one action below to get you back to square one! Dare to drop a foam on my bed, and I will make you understand that the tiger is not threatening, it does not mean that you are critically ill, but that your time of death has come! Don't forget the character of our Northwest man, just like the weather in the desert, it is generally not windy, but once it is hung up, it is a sandstorm, which not only hurts your face but also hurts your heart! ”

(End of chapter)