Ling 005) The main department supervisors went into battle, and each showed his magic and boasted about his own family

In the second round of speakers, the heads of year of various subjects were all emphasizing the status of their subject as very, very important, irreplaceable.

Mathematics Supervisor: Learning mathematics well is not to let your brain spin quickly when you go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables in the future, choose the most cost-effective, buy a lot, and save a few more dollars. It's a question that determines where you will often go to buy groceries when you graduate in the future. Whether it's going to the supermarket to pick up clean vegetables, or sweeping up the tail goods at the night market stalls. How cool is it to decide whether or not you want to buy groceries without looking at the price, you can eat as much as you want, take as much as you want, and at the same time make sure that it is fresher, healthier and more varied? Mathematics is the foundation of logical thinking and is the only way to learn all other subjects. If you don't know how to do it, it's hard to use it. A horizontal line that is difficult to cross in a two-dimensional plane becomes easy to cross in a three-dimensional space. Children, we are waiting for you in a multi-dimensional space, let your thinking and imagination fly freely!

Philosophy Supervisor: The example of Director Li of Mathematics just now is very good, the problem of two-dimensional space is not a problem in three-dimensional space. This is precisely the most simple and practical philosophical truth, which is often encountered in the life of each of you, but has been forgotten. When we encounter a problem, what we like most is to get entangled repeatedly, some people look for excuses first, some people immediately shirk responsibility, and the smart one is to seek a solution. But if you try to solve the problem with the current confusion, the result is often unsolved. However, once you step out of this original cognitive system and step into a higher cognitive system, you will happily find that it is not a problem in the first place. To use a figurative analogy: the direction of each person's cognitive level is like a spiraling spring, which will often go back to the same place in the process of development, but it is always a higher level than the original. Of course, because the time required for lifting varies, the radius of each turn of spring will also vary. Fortunately, as long as you keep moving upward, you will hope to eventually reach the peak of thinking. Therefore, philosophy cannot be eaten directly, but it can allow you to enjoy a kind of pleasure and satisfaction in the coarse tea and light rice, so that you can live a clear and transparent life, and achieve peace and ease of mind. Thank you all for your applause! This is your greatest recognition.

Foreign Language Supervisor: Any language (of course, the mother tongue is an exception!) It's essentially nothing more than a communication tool. Learning it well can make your actions more convenient and free, make your choices more unrestrained, make your world more open and stretched, and make you efficient and high-quality whatever you do. Of course, if you don't have a talent for language, you can't learn well, and you don't have to give up with low self-esteem, so you won't have to die, but the quality of life is a little lower. The key is: don't let a language tool stand in the way of a genius. After learning a foreign language, you will find that your original self can be easier and better. The world is so big, the road is at my feet, I can easily conquer her. Learn a foreign language well and be invincible. Come on, smart kids!

Biochemistry Supervisor: Your elders' generation once had a famous slogan: learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to go all over the world. Don't laugh, although it seems to be plain, but it is the supreme truth, you can have today's comfortable life, isn't it all thanks to it? If you want to continue to have the beauty of the present, or even make your life better in the future, you should pay more attention to the foundation of physical and chemical science. It can make you live a clear and clear life, and you can see through what your grandparents are crazy forwarding at a glance: regret if you don't look at it, cure all diseases, small tricks in life, you don't manage money, money ignores you, is it science or rumors, health care or fraud. With the judgment ability of modern science, it is possible to have the correct three views, so that you are not afraid of floating clouds to cover your eyes, only because you are at the top, laughing at the changeable world, and flying through the clouds are still calm. Science can really make your whole life fun. Although modern science cannot explain all the wonderful phenomena in nature, isn't the continuous exploration and improvement of science by human beings the goal that we, this generation and countless generations of human beings in the future, should continue to strive for?

Physical Supervisor: I don't have as many theories as our professors, only a body that never gets sick, but it is the capital of everything above. When you finally realize your dreams in the future, you have to have a good body to enjoy it, right? Otherwise, if you have a life to earn and no life to spend, how unjust is this life? Talents in sports are the most beautiful, big handsome guys and little beauties, if you want to become more beautiful, you have to exercise more. Without a good body shape and a good figure, it will be too late to cry when no one wants it in the future. Exercise starts today. It's not rough, that's all I have to say, you can do it yourself!

Director of Chinese Culture: Thank you to the previous teacher for excluding our mother tongue from the general language, and it is true that the essence of the mother tongue is not just a tool. Although language and writing have no obvious effect, it is a slow simmer and accumulate over time, without this foundation as a foundation, it is impossible for all other disciplines to go longer, higher and farther. Because, you may not understand other people's questions from the beginning, or you can't explain your own ideas at all, the teapot cooks dumplings, you know it, but you can't pour it.

Don't you think it's a pity that not having strong native language skills will directly affect your understanding of a thing: understanding, judging, argumentation, speculation, logic, reasoning, assumption, persuasion, etc., which will become the biggest communication obstacle on the road to genius success?

I remember that when my children were very young, they asked me: Why do people memorize poems?

I replied: When you see the lonely smoke of the desert and the sunset of the long river one day, you will blurt out two wonderful poems: the lonely smoke of the desert is straight, and the sunset of the long river is round. Instead of just jumping to your feet and shouting: Wow, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful! It's super good-looking, it's beautiful, it's handsome, and it's so cool that you don't have friends...... Cough! That's a lot of incomprehensibility. Do you think it's cooler, cooler, and more awesome?

Also, when you are so angry that you want to scold the street, there is more to relieve than those foul language. Without a dirty word, it can make people embarrassed, and they can't even understand it. You see, I know that some people don't believe it, don't laugh! The ones who laughed the most were those who had never been really scolded by the literati.

(The children below are not convinced, and the laughter is even louder.) ）

Scolding is also a very knowledgeable technical job, which requires high IQ and EQ. The civilization of the ancients abounded with scolding, but it is much more powerful than the current mantras and Internet terms.

For example, what do you want to say, "A bunch of bastards, fuck off Lao Tzu!" "You can use Su Dongpo's "plug it into his Japanese horse, and the east of the city does not fight young chickens." To express: Lao Tzu is too lazy to play with your grandchildren.

There is also a deeper and more hidden scolding: "The rat has skin!" "After you say it, I can guarantee that no one will know that you are scolding him: Are you dead? This word comes from "National Style, Wind, and Rat": "Rats have skin, but people have no instruments." If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die? Rats have teeth, but people have no end. People are endless, why not die? The rat has a body, but the human is rude. People are rude, and Hu is not going to die? How's that, cool or not?

I hope to be gentle, ironic that some people are uneducated, don't know how to pretend to understand, and don't measure themselves, you can use Han Yu's: Grasshopper to shake the tree.

ridiculed some people for being greedy for money and not wanting their lives, and in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Yang Song was scolded for "hindering the virtuous and selling the master, and the gold and silver accumulated are always empty." The family is not glorious and killed, which makes people laugh for a thousand years. ”

Some people compete for fame and fortune, and there is no moral bottom line, so they can use Du Fu's "Er Cao's body and fame will be destroyed, and the rivers will not be wasted." ”

Speaking of eating, drinking, and having fun, the second generation of the rich and wealthy who has achieved nothing, the Tang Dynasty poet Guan Xiu's "Youth Xing" has "brocade clothes are fresh and handful, and the idle appearance is more careless." I don't know what the five emperors and three emperors are. ”

Even, there are poems that satirize the love enemy, the Yuan Dynasty's clever "Pipa Story" "I would have been to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch", without moving at all, I put the love enemy into the ditch, and by the way, I also sarcastic: The other party's vision is too poor, loyalty and treachery are not distinguished, and there is no argument about it. Oh my God, you are wrong and foolish! ”

For a few people who have done all the bad deeds, you will be jealous and hateful, "The one who started it, there is no aftermath", and Chung Ni blessed him with cutting off his children and grandchildren.

Everyone remembers the fiery Internet buzzword: Is the grave grass five feet high? And this sentence is from: Pre-Qin Zuo Qiu Ming, "The Thirty-second Year of Zuo Chuan Gong" "How do you know? Zhongshou, the wooden arch of the tomb. "That's even more powerful! This sentence is explained to read: If you die at the age of middle life, the leaves on your grave should also grow to be as thick as holding your hands together.

You want to scold a bunch of scumbags: not a man, it's really not enough for a man. It's okay too! There are five generations of Mrs. Hua Rui's "Poems on the Death of the Country", "The flag was erected on the king's city, and the concubine learned about it in the deep palace?" 140,000 people were disarmed, and not a single man was a man. ”

There are also self-deprecating types, for those nerds who can only read to death, there is a well-known sentence "useless is a scholar".

The pedantic literati who are ungrateful and apostate for glory are not as reasonable as ordinary people, and there is also a couplet of Cao Xuege in the Ming Dynasty: Every time you slaughter more dogs, you are more readers.

You see, the sentences of the ancient literati scolding the street rhyme, the battle is neat, catchy, and imposing? Isn't it far more interesting to show off being tall, talented, and not a dirty word? Even if you are in a hurry and can't say a sentence or two, at least you can understand it, so you won't be scolded and still giggle, right? This is "On the Importance of Learning the Chinese Language".

Some people say: You are preaching "emphasizing literature over reason".

You're wrong! I'm just telling you: learning is very important, regardless of academic science, it is essential, and it is important to look at yourself. In the end, it's more or less that you learn, not what I've told you about which subject is more important.

If science is the study of the truth of the material world outside the body, from a small proton to the boundless universe, from a two-dimensional plane to a multi-dimensional space-time, there are infinitely broad scientific mysteries, waiting for us human beings to discover, conceive and verify.

So, what is liberal arts? It is more like a pure golden key dedicated to exploring the truth of our inner spiritual world, opening the secret room of the soul for you, seeing your own thoughts, deciphering your own thoughts, and understanding why human beings have joys, sorrows, sorrows, greed, hatred, and resentment, where do our emotions come from? How self-control and mediation will be.

This kind of analysis can often transcend the physical space, fold and reverse time and dimension at will, and the result of the mind is invincible. Why does the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have to cross many light years when they meet? Physics teacher science said: Light year is not time, but distance. Isn't that just the distance of an idea? What you think is what you want, so why take time?

So the mind is magical, it needs energy. When the energy is strong enough, it can cross the barrier of space, exceed the limit of speed, ignore the barrier of time, and the goal is only in a thought. Isn't it incredible?

That's right, let's accumulate linguistic wealth! Young people.

Between disciplines, no one is more important, only indispensable. If you want to live this life in vain and be a valuable, interesting, happy and confident person, the only way to do this is to constantly enrich yourself and strive to become a mature person who is solid and strong in her heart and can self-regulate her emotions.

When you can use your mother tongue freely and express yourself as freely as I do today, you are a person who is truly happy like a fairy, just like Li Bai Dufu and Su Dongpo, you can shout anytime and anywhere:

will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot the wolf;

The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, Weijia is returning to his hometown, and the warriors are guarding the Quartet? General, heroic and confident words.

The children in the audience were so excited that they responded with warm and lasting applause, and couldn't help but sigh: these teachers are amazing! The heart unconsciously surges, the infinite yearning for a certain subject, and the admiration and expectation of a certain teacher that he loves.

(To be continued!) ）