Wang Jinbao glared helplessly

"Oops! He Dagongzi also drives other people's second-hand cars and likes to eat leftovers! ”

He Xiaogang was almost choked to death by Wang Jinbao's words, but he has a superpower, that is, he can turn a loss into a advantage, so he rolled his eyes and said with a happy smile

"Oops, you kid can't understand human speech, or is your primary school diploma fake! I said my brother, my current girlfriend, for the future you are a second-hand car, brother, how can I drive a second-hand car, isn't this an international joke? ”

Wang Jinbao found that this kid was messing around here again, and thought that it would be meaningless to continue, so he said with a wry smile

"He Wan, I'm really sorry! Poverty limits my imagination! I've grown so big, I've only heard the sound of a car, I've never sat in a car, I've never driven a car, I don't know if the car is second-hand, which makes you laugh! ”

He Xiao is not angry, and the head of King Jinbao is a bit

"No more nonsense! How do I talk and don't count? ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, touched his head and said extremely irritably

"How else do you talk and don't count, didn't you say you won't hit me? Excuse me, what are you doing here? ”

He Xiao made a circle on the spot, pointed at the tip of Wang Jinbao's nose, and said with some tears in his eyes

"You kid really dare to say anything! It's also called fighting! Don't change the subject here, and say that I don't count if I talk so quickly! ”

Wang Jinbao found that it was impossible to continue playing dumb riddles, so he became very serious

"Oops! I originally came to give you some face, but I didn't expect you kid to be so obsessed, and asked again and again, then may I ask if you lost to Fan Lei today, and the bet is today's hot pot money? Did you pay for it yourself? Who pays for it? ”

He Xiaogang looked at Wang Jinbao's serious appearance, a little unaccustomed at first, and then smiled faintly

"That's right! Lost! Naturally, it is necessary to cash out, which is called the willingness to gamble and lose and make a promise! Why don't you even know this? ”

Wang Jinbao sneered and glanced at him with great disdain

"Then where did you go all over the world looking for money, do you have nothing to tease me? You're so hypocritical, do your mom know? ”

He Xiaogang smiled embarrassedly

"Does this have anything to do with my mom? Besides, today is Fan Lei's invitation to give me a treat, I will pay where you put Fan Lei's face, as for why you give him 500 yuan, mainly for our brother's face to shine, let's make a scene! After the play, the props should be returned to me! ”

"Your mother must know that the baby is alive all day long, and she doesn't feel sorry for you! Okay, don't say anything, I'll make you cry! Hooray! When I shouted for money, the light on my two faces was already covered by tears of shame! You're worthy of my two good brothers! ”

He Xiaogang immediately retorted

"You kid will run the train with my mouth full again, believe it or not, and let you derail in minutes! I said treat who asked him to pay for it! When did you look like a shrew? ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly

"Dude, remembering that an overexplanation is tantamount to a cover-up!"

He Xiaogang said helplessly

"Please figure it out, I'm not explaining, let alone covering up, but doing justice, it's impossible to let you kid ruin my reputation!"

Wang Jinbao looked at He Xiaogang's helpless face, and said with some irritation

"Since you have a promise, you are now pulling hard, what are you going to do with Fan Lei!"

He Xiaogang scratched his head

"Oops! If I hadn't drunk too much, he wouldn't have had a chance to settle the bill! Rushing to pay for it with others, people who don't know still think I'm sick! ”

Wang Jinbao found out that this kid wanted to get the money back, but he didn't want to lose his reputation as stingy, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, so he said helplessly

"That's it! Stop arguing for your drunk, irresponsible behavior! But I still like you when you're drunk! ”

He Xiaogang glared at him and said embarrassedly

"You don't have a backache when you stand and talk! I didn't drink too much, how could I give a month's salary to someone else! Ah! Can you say something else! What to do with this money? Now let's go over and see what's going on! ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely

"Don't always think about whether it's okay to pull me into the water! I'm going to go to you, I'm not going anyway! ”

He Xiaogang hurriedly said with a smile

"You're the only witness, how can you prove it if you don't go there!"

Wang Jinbao instantly felt that the hat was big, as if he was about to break his cervical vertebrae, but this trip to the muddy water, it must not be waded, otherwise he would not know how to die, so he pretended to be angry and said

"That's it! Don't wear a top hat for me anymore, I already have some cerebral insufficiency, and my brain can't turn anymore, you just follow what the waiter taught you on the phone, just say it! ”

He Xiaogang said extremely helplessly

"Let's go! Wouldn't it be more convincing if you went to prove it again! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, and he couldn't say anything

"That's it! You go ahead and try it first! If this guy doesn't admit it, it's not too late for me to go over! Can't be cheap this kid anyway! ”

He Xiaogang came to Fan Lei's room, and before he could speak, he didn't expect someone to come directly

"Oops! You've finally come back to life, why did you come to say hello to me! ”

He Xiaogang smiled faintly and threw a cigarette and said

"Thanks to your old man, I didn't drink to death!"

Fan Lei nodded

"I'm not dead, but it's not going to be comfortable, hurry up and go to sleep!"

He Xiaogang glanced at the woman's scarf on the table, and said with a wicked smile

"Go to bed so early, ready to recharge your energy and teach the process!"

Fan Lei glared

"Whatever you say, don't forget that the meal has already been eaten, be careful that I tell the brother on the third floor about your drinking today!"

He Xiaogang found that the opportunity had come, so he immediately said with a smile

"What's wrong with drinking? I lost five hundred dollars! It's not like I stole someone else's five hundred! There's nothing to be ashamed of this! But this pink scarf seems to have a lot of articles inside! Don't you see them call me now, let's share together, what about each other's heroic deeds? ”

Fan Lei rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that it was really worthy of stealing chickens and rice, what is this called, so he quickly took out the money, patted it in his hand and said like

"Is this your five hundred!"

He Xiaogang didn't even look at it, and he came directly to the sentence

"That's right! That's my five hundred! ”

Fan Lei was speechless for an instant and said extremely irritably

"Fuck your uncle! You didn't even look at it, how did you know it was yours! ”

He Xiaogang glared

"What's so nice, five to a hundred! It must be me! ”

Fan Lei stared at He Xiaogang extremely helplessly and said

"Let's not say that you didn't read it, even if you did, there is no name on the money, how can you prove that the money is yours, is it because you have a big face!"

He Xiaogang snorted

"You kid is a typical example of not crying when you don't see a coffin! To tell you the truth, I have called the waiter and said I gave you 500 yuan! ”

Fan Lei looked at him in great surprise and said

"What the hell! You call the waiter and ask what they are doing? ”