Wang Jinbao wanted to say, brother, I can't finish my cigarettes, and I want to smoke you, but I am afraid of being practiced by this kid, so I sighed and said

"It's really Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are starving bones next to it! Hey, let's not talk about it! If you say too much, it's not tears, but the water of the Yellow River! ”

He Xiaogang looked at Wang Jinbao's funny expression and said with a smile

"But without further ado, where is the money?"

Wang Jinbao sighed and said

"Oh, can you, let me slow down a little, or how to call it unspeakable!"

He Xiaogang found out that he was in the guy, and began to run the train with his mouth full again, and he got up all of a sudden

"Really? Then I'll come and strip you naked, then there's nothing to be embarrassed about! ”

Wang Jinbao ran barefoot on the ground

"Brother, what I can't say is that I want the money back now, it's hard to say!!"

He Xiaogang lay on the bed helplessly and took a hard puff of cigarette

"You kid aren't telling the truth, are you?"

Wang Jinbao hurriedly went to bed

"Oops! I've told you that there is something unspeakable, what do you want me to say? ”

He Xiaogang smiled bitterly

"Okay, don't worry about not hitting you, why don't you tell me directly?"

Wang Jinbao bit his lip

"Of course I'm afraid that Fan Lei will settle accounts after the autumn!"

He Xiao rolled his eyes angrily and said

"He has turned the sky upside down, he didn't spend a penny but earned fifty, with him like this? Does that keep me a secret? Let's talk about this guy, how to settle accounts with you! ”

Wang Jinbao found that He Xiaogang's cigarette was almost smoked, so he extinguished the cigarette

"Hey! If he had known that I had snitched and let the cooked duck fly, he would have to break a few ribs if he didn't break me off! ”

He Xiaogang laughed when he heard this

"Dude, you're so funny! It's also a big dismantle! Let's go to the third floor now, his kid can't be settled by four or five hundred, I can't figure out why you are pulling the horse to see the donkey's face? ”

Wang Jinbao smiled very unnaturally

"Don't you know that donkeys have long faces? Don't know that donkeys kick people? ”

He Xiaogang extinguished the cigarette and didn't even think about it

"Let's go, why do we want money now! He kid won't give it a try! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it and said helplessly

"I'm not going! I'm a little tired today! ”

He Xiaogang grabbed Wang Jinbao's leg

"Believe it or not, I'm pulling you over! It's just uncomfortable all day! It's a little uncomfortable! A little irritable! Why don't you say you're going to die in the next two days! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it helplessly

"Alas! The short is life, the long is the tribulation! I can't figure out what I'm going to do! I'm not going anyway! ”

He Xiaogang sat on the TV stand

"You kid, tell me if Fan Lei took the money or not! Isn't it that if you take the money, it will make me happy? ”

Wang Jinbao suddenly became angry

"If you have to say that I took it, I can't help it! Who made me less fat than you! Next month's salary is paid, and I will lend you another 500! ”

He Xiaogang's eyes rolled

"You kid can lose his temper too! I'm kidding you, the waiter has already said it! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"Okay, don't slap or rub it! Temper is like fart, venting it is instinct, restrain that you are the ability! But I don't usually blow the wind, and when it blows, it's a sandstorm! ”

He Xiaogang glanced at Fan Lei, and then said with some irritation

"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, tell me what's going on, why don't you dare to go over, shouldn't you two already divide the money!"

Wang Jinbao was secretly glad that he was not fooled

"Alas! You're really going to lift me up, but it's a pity I don't even have a chance to be two hundred and five! Have you ever seen a wolf spit out brittle bones from its mouth?! ”

He Xiaogang said impatiently

"Do you say a word or not? Otherwise, I went over and told Fan Lei that you said that he took advantage of me to get drunk and secretly took 500 yuan from his wallet, and then confronted you when he finished cleaning up! ”

Wang Jinbao let out a long sigh

"Oops! It turns out that you have so much black hair on your belly, which is the legendary black belly! Whatever you say, I can't beat either of you anyway! But don't be arrogant, you two dare to gang up to bully me, teach the process in bed and take off the waiter's skirt when drunk, and make it news in less than three minutes! ”

He Xiaogang was anxious all of a sudden

"You kid dare to say anything when you open your mouth? Why don't you just strip naked and pull into the private room! Don't worry, even if it becomes news, no one will believe it, drunk sex is not my brother's style, if it's your netizen, I can give it a try then"

Wang Jinbao was immediately happy

"Dude, please! Give it a try! By the way, I'll see what it looks like! ”

He Xiaogang shook his head helplessly

"Oh, are you a man after all? I don't even care about my own women, and I'm so happy! ”

Wang Jinbao sneered and said

"Brothers are siblings, women are garments! The most important thing is that I haven't even seen Mao! Since you haven't changed your liking for brothers and women, I might as well be a favor! ”

"Get out of the way! Too lazy to tell you! Tell me what the hell is going on! ”

Wang Jinbao found that this guy was really broken

"Do you really want to listen? Don't regret it? ”

He Xiaogang said impatiently

"Rest assured that in my brother's life dictionary, the word regret will never appear! But don't be a fool! ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, thinking that he must not say it

"You're really going! How can my brother open his mouth! ”

He Xiaogang was speechless for an instant, and said extremely irritably

"When did you become so kind-hearted? You really don't feel distressed at all when you take other people's things! ”

Wang Jinbao shook his head helplessly

"Please listen to me finish my words, and then spray feces all over your mouth, okay?"

He Xiaogang said impatiently

"I'm sorry you can finish it all at once!"

Wang Jinbao glared, and kept beating drums in his heart

"I just mean it, if you say it in a word, you have to be a little embarrassed, and when this guy finds out one day, maybe he will take the initiative to bring it to you!"

He Xiaogang jumped down with a brush and pointed at Wang Jinbao's head

"Does it hurt?"

Wang Jinbao's eyes were round

"I'm sorry! It hurts you! Or I'll blow it to you! ”

He Xiaogang was completely speechless by Wang Jinbao, and said extremely helplessly

"Oops! is really worthy of the world's number one slut! Blowing you are not afraid of getting my hands dirty? ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily and said with a bitter smile extremely helplessly

"Really? I'm the first slut, then you're the only slut in the world, and your mouth doesn't count! Why are your hands so cheap, and you still ask if it hurts after beating someone? Well, I put your daughter-in-law to sleep, are you distressed? ”

He Xiaogang's eyes were red, and he said a little unlovingly

"Trouble you when you speak, filter your brain, when I speak doesn't count, I can't tell you clearly, I'll let you find your teeth all over the ground! My daughter-in-law may be this now, or she may not be in her mother-in-law's belly yet, so you can do whatever it takes! ”

Wang Jinbao said with round eyes when he heard the word casual

"That's your current girlfriend, are you willing to let me sleep?"

"Hahaha, it's not original anyway! When my brother has a big run, this second-hand car will be transferred to you directly! ”