Chapter 29: Sifang Town (3)
Seeing that people were panicking, everyone in the room was stunned.
But then someone at the next table picked up the half-pulled and gnawed the remaining green onion farts and dragged them towards him, "You bear thing, come here in a hurry, what are you talking about!" ”
At first glance, I thought it was familiar, but on closer inspection, it was the one I had asked him through the window when we first entered town.
Dragged him with a green onion fart and said with a smile: "Mengzi, don't fix your out, you just say that you didn't bring cigarettes or wine, if you don't bring anything, go out and turn left, get out!" ”
The man who was called Mengzi still looked a little panicked, but he poked his head and glanced at the table, and finally sat down next to the person who greeted him.
"Third brother, what I said this time is true, I really saw a big white face!"
Mengzi said in his mouth, took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms and threw them on the table, picked up a pair of chopsticks, sandwiched a chopstick mixed with pig ears and stuffed it into his mouth, and said while chewing: "I also brought a bottle of good wine to a few brothers, no, let that scary thing go, I don't know where the wine fell!" ”
"Don't do this, you fucking fool!" The third brother laughed and scolded, took the cigarette apart, and said with a smile while distributing it to others: "See, a pack of four pieces of five red plums, let this kid stew and drink again!" ”
A person at the other table raised his voice and said, "Third brother, you can get a good product, don't roll his cigarettes with dried leaves!" ”
Except for our table, the rest of the people were familiar with each other, and they all laughed when they heard it.
Dou Dabao whispered to me with the smell of wine: "Hehe, dare to love this is a master who specializes in eating and drinking." ”
I said, "Give me less drink, but don't delay business." ”
Just now, the third brother looked here, smiled and said, "Don't be disgusted with our cigarettes", and handed over the cigarette across the table.
I took out two of them, thanked them, handed one to Dou Dabao, and took the opportunity to ask Mengzi, "What is a big white face?" Can it scare you like this? ”
Mengzi glanced at Ji Yayun and Pan Ying, and said with a wicked smile: "I see that brother, you are also married, the big white face of a woman, have you ever seen it?" ”
The crowd burst into laughter again.
The third brother was steady, grabbed him, and said half-seriously: "Don't be foolish without a side in your mouth." ”
Ji Yayun asked me in a whisper, "Have you ever seen a big white face?" What is that? ”
I was crying and laughing, and I whispered, "What a big white face, he said meat." ”
Seeing that Ji Yayun still looked puzzled, I had to turn sideways and pat my fart.
Ji Yayun reacted and took a sip with a red face.
At this time, an older man asked, "Hey, Mengzi, do you really see a big white face?" ”
Ji Yayun frowned and said, "Who are these people, it's not over yet?" ”
I said, "These old men are gathered together, what else can they say besides meat talk?" ”
I was just about to say, or move back to eat, when suddenly I heard the fierce man say:
"Uncle Dog, if someone else asks, I will definitely bite the bullet and say that I really saw it. But if you ask, I can't talk nonsense. I don't know if it's a big white face, but I was really scared just now. ”
"You're not a little timid, what's the matter, you're really scared? What do you see? The third brother asked.
"Before I came, I wanted to go to the grass nest to carry two bundles of straw, but as soon as I collected a bundle, a human face appeared in the haystack!"
Mengzi put down his chopsticks and wiped his head vigorously, "You also know that I am bold, I thought at the time that it was someone who had another pimple, and he was dizzy and frozen there." I just want to take him out to see if he can be saved. As a result, as soon as I pulled it twice, I felt something dangling overhead. I looked up...... Guess what I saw? ”
"What do you see?" Someone asked.
"I saw an old hanger hanging on the beams of the house!"
Mengzi picked up the wine glass, took a sip, bared his teeth and said: "The soles of the old hangman's shoes are about to rub against my scalp, no matter how bold I am, I don't dare to stay, and I didn't take the straw after beating the bundle, so I ran home quickly." ”
He turned around and said to Uncle Dog, who was originally questioning: "Uncle, I don't dare to talk nonsense to you, but I really saw a face in the haystack, and an old hanger hanging on the beam!" ”
He could only speak a few words, but everyone could feel the nervousness of his words, and for a moment everyone was silent, including us.
After a while, Uncle Dog said with a gloomy face, "What did I say?" Are you taking my words as wind in your ears? ”
Mengzi hurriedly said: "I haven't forgotten what you said, uncle, you can't go to Caowozi after noon." It's not ...... It's not ......"
The third brother interjected and said, "Uncle Dog, you really can't blame him." Just this morning, the two bastard boys of our family were mischievous with his boy, and they made a fire outside to roast sweet potatoes without telling the adults of the family, coaxed his boy, and took out all the straw used to start the fire in his family and burned it. I also said that he would come to our house to move a little first, and make do with it first...... You also know that Mengzi is a person, in addition to not slipping his mouth, he likes to make a scene, and people are also searching, and he doesn't like to trouble people, isn't this ......?"
Uncle Dog's eyebrows twisted into the pimple, and he knocked the dry tobacco pipe on the edge of the table, "Okay, as long as the person is fine." You will all remember in the future, the grass nest, you don't go until the sun is out, and you must not go after noon! ”
Including Mengzi and the third brother, most people hurriedly claimed yes.
But there was also a young man who asked: "Master Dog, are we really making a big deal here?" ”
Uncle Dog glared at him, "Didn't your father tell you?" ”
The young man shook his head, "I didn't go to school in the county in the early years, but I'm only at home this year." You also know that my parents are timid, so they just told me that they couldn't go to the grass nest after noon, and they didn't tell me what a big white face was. ”
Uncle Gou lit another pot of cigarettes, took a puff, and said to the third brother: "San'er, this is what you are wrong to be an adult, why didn't you tell him about the grass nest?" ”
"Then who is going to tell him this......" The third brother scratched his scalp, "Okay uncle, let's take this opportunity to talk to him today." ”
Hearing this, Dou Dabao and I looked at each other, and we all hung up our appetites, waiting to listen.
Zhang Xu originally persuaded him to drink from time to time, but now he also put down his wine glass, looked at Ji Yayun, raised his voice and said:
"Old and young masters, I'll interject. I've been here before, and some people may know me, I'm the one who works for timber in the Moyagou Mountain Yard. I don't come much, but I will definitely come more often in the future, and take this opportunity today to deal with our local old and young masters. Today's meal, I invited Ha. I'm not broad, I just think that the people here are good and can make friends! Except for ......"
"It's cold!" The woman next to him said.
Zhang Xu's words were somewhat not embarrassing, but as soon as this woman spoke, the atmosphere immediately changed.
Mengzi laughed breathlessly: "Big sister, why are you telling the truth?" Did the sister-in-law of the Wei family heat up your house? If it's not hot, can I warm you up at night? ”