Chapter 30: The Mule Egg

As soon as Mengzi spoke, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became wrong.

It's a bit too much to make such a joke with a strange woman from outside.

Zhang Xu had already introduced us before, and the man named Amu who was with him was his driver. The woman's name is Cen Fang, and she is his assistant here.

We originally thought that Cen Fang would turn her face, but unexpectedly, her eyes squinted, and she suddenly showed a charming smile when she looked at Mengzi: "Okay, I'll live in the West House, near the North Corner." ”

Mengzi is a master who does not distinguish between importance and importance, and it seems that he still wants to kick his nose in the face and beg for cheapness in his mouth, but he was scolded by Uncle Dog:

"You're done! Take care of your stinky mouth, and if you are foolish, get out of here! ”

Zhang Xu laughed: "Okay, okay, what a big deal." Uncle, don't be angry, this brother is just joking. ”

Then he turned his head and greeted the sister-in-law of the Wei family, "Eldest sister, I have a treat today, and I will serve more hard dishes and good wine to the big guy!" ”

"Okay!" The sister-in-law of the Wei family responded with a smile, turned around and went to the back kitchen.

Zhang Xu raised his chin at the fierce son, "Brother, I also want to know, what is a big white face, can you tell me?" ”

Mengzi's face is also rough enough, and he didn't take it seriously when he was just trained, so he picked up a wine glass and dried one, wiped his mouth and said:

"Speaking of this big white face, no one really knows it better than me. Before I talk about this, let me ask you how many old people you have, have you ever heard of wearing a snow hat? ”

Zhang Xu shook his head with a smile, "Don't sell it, hurry up and listen to it, and let me have a long experience." ”

Seeing him winking at him, Amu immediately understood, took out two packs of cigarettes and opened them, and placed one on a table.

I have to say that Amu is very good at doing things, knowing that Mengzi was trained just now, he deliberately handed Mengzi a separate one and lit a fire for him.

Mengzi earned back face, no longer inked, smoked a cigarette, spit out the smoke ring and said: "Speaking of the big white face, I have to say the grass nest in the back mountain depression ......"

The grass nest people in the town actually refer to a few houses in the depression of the back mountain less than five miles east of the town.

There was originally a family surnamed Cai, and the head of the household was called Lao Cai. Lao Cai's mother-in-law died early, and he was a widower, usually relying on hunting and collecting mountain mushrooms and herbs, pulling a silly girl with a big snot on her mouth all day long.

Lao Cai doesn't like to talk, and most of the people in the town don't want to talk to him. That's because, some people say that they have seen Lao Cai in the house during the day, stripping off with the stupid girl, doing that despicable deed.

I don't know if this rumor is true or not, but it is true that Lao Cai and no one can get along. But there are exceptions, when he saw that no one was speechless, as soon as he saw the fierce son, he immediately piled up a smiling face and turned into a talking basket.

That's because Mengzi's house is the only tobacco and alcohol grocery store in town.

Most of the gentlemen in the northeast mountains can't do without tobacco and wine, and when Lao Cai is usually not short of money, he goes to the Mengzi store every three or five to buy tobacco leaves. Sanjiu cut off his income on a cold day, so he asked Mengzi to take credit. Because of this, he treated Mengzi differently.

About three years ago, a young man and a woman suddenly came to the town. According to the two of them, they are two people, and they are both painters, and they came to Sifang Town to collect style, so they have to live for a while.

The two lived in Wei Dana's house at first, but later, for some reason, the ghost sent the god to rent the house of Lao Cai's house.

It's not that the town is without kind people to persuade them, but these two people seem to be confused, not to mention that the scenery there is unique, and they can capture inspiration. Seeing that the little two had eaten the scales, others no longer stopped stopping them.

The people in the town were idle and had their own livelihoods, and at first they talked about the couple from time to time, but after a few months, only occasionally when a few old men were drunk, they mentioned the young daughter-in-law from the city.

Because of what?

Because the little daughter-in-law is too smart, with fine skin and tender meat, she can pinch out the water, which can be compared to those rough old ladies in the town.

In the middle of the afternoon, Mengzi was about to close the door and go to Wei Dana's restaurant, when a person suddenly came in with wind and snow outside.

As soon as Mengzi saw that it was Lao Cai, he immediately said haha: "Yo, uncle, it snows so much, and you come to take care of my family's business, you are really my living god of wealth!" ”

As he spoke, he took a pack of thick tobacco from under the counter and threw it on the counter, and then stretched out his hand to Lao Cai, "Take it!" ”

He didn't ask Lao Cai for money, he asked Lao Cai for the plastic bucket that he didn't know had filled hundreds of catties of wine.

This Lao Cai runs to him more than ten times a month, and it has become a routine to buy everything.

But this time, Lao Cai didn't bring a plastic bucket for wine, nor did he look at the tobacco, but took out a roll of crumpled banknotes and threw it on the counter, "The account on credit in front is settled, and then bring me two packs of Hongtashan and four bottles of Daqu." ”

"Eh, Lao Cai, did you really let the cornucopia of the God of Wealth smash your head?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!" Lao Cai said in a rough voice.

Machoko blinked, "Okay, here you go." ”

To say that the people in town don't love money is farting. Money is more beautiful than anything else.

Seeing that the money given by Lao Cai was not only enough to offset the credit, but also a lot, and he didn't mean to find any money, Mengzi didn't give him anything yet.

When Lao Cai kicked the cigarette and went out with the wine, Mengzi began to mumble in his heart.

If you want to say that this Lao Cai is not without strengths, but if you have money in your hand, it must be cash and spot, and you will never take credit. Because of this, he has paid all the rent he collected in the past few months.

Mengzi Cuncui is the kind of person who is idle, and he stays in the store all day long, and his mind is crooked.

He felt that Lao Cai was a little strange today, this old widower, when he was crazy about picking wild animals and mushrooms in summer, didn't he drink loose wine, and didn't he smoke broken tobacco mixed with leaves and grass roots. What's the matter, today he really let the gold ingots scattered by the fortune boy be smashed? Changed to Hongta Mountain and drank Daqu? Or four bottles?

Mengzi thought about it again, yesterday he just took half a bag of Yabuli cigarettes mixed with leaves and rubbed Uncle Dog's meal of casserole meatballs, and today it is estimated that he will not be able to catch the big meat when he goes to Wei Dana's house.

Lao Cai: Today, this is a good cigarette and a good wine......

Mengzi suddenly slapped his thigh, "This old widower, don't take out a big stick mallet (ginseng) in the snow nest!" ”

There are many rumors in the Northeast that mountain walkers have picked up big sticks and mallets to get rich overnight, and as soon as Mengzi's brain is hit, he completely breaks off his mind to go to Wei Dana.

With the third brother and Uncle Dog, they are at most mixed with a wide mouth and a happy stomach, and they can only pick up silver beads and gold foam after following the rich master!

Thinking of this, Mengzi didn't care about greeting his mother-in-law, so he just closed the door, and jumped to the back mountain depression in the wind and snow.

Why bounce and walk? The snow is deep, and one foot goes down to the waves, and you can't pull out your feet without jumping.

According to Mengzi's original words, Grandpa God loves to compete with the poor.

Although it is only about two kilometers from the town to the back mountain valley, it is really difficult to walk on two legs in that environment.

Mengzi is afraid that he will not be able to catch up with the 'leak of the God of Wealth', and the one who jumps all the way is called a tight.

Seeing that the snow was getting heavier and heavier, and the sky was getting darker and darker, the fierce man stepped up his steps again, but he jumped and jumped, and fell again, and suddenly, half of his body below the waist was plunged into the snow.

Mengzi was stunned at first, then reacted, and almost didn't cry, "Hey Mom, why am I dizzy?" Why didn't you forget that there are mule eggs here! Daughter-in-law! You're gone, gentlemen! You remarry, don't let our boy have your new grandfather's surname! ”