The three of Zhao Liang were eating roast chicken, and Wang Dui shouted: "What are you three doing??" Where did the roast chicken come from?!? What about my paper man? What about roosters? Zhao Liang chewed two mouthfuls and hurriedly explained: "Brother Wang, don't blame me, I want to say that the chicken roasted itself by itself, you may not believe it, but it is really like this, and it roasted itself so fragrant and fragrant, this is to lure us, not our fault!" Wang Dui glanced at Guo Yongpill and Zhang Bancheng again, the two of them were very happy, the corners of their mouths were oily, and they were about to drink a bottle of wine, and the clouds were clear at this time.

Wang Dui beat his chest: "The three of you, you are not enough to succeed, and you are more than enough to lose!" , just now, the gust of yin wind estimated that there was an evil spirit to enter the ceremony, it is definitely not a good thing, it is probably a sign of the soul of the wronged soul! Just now the paper man has asked me to cast a spell to make paper into a dish, in the eyes of the ghost is a soulless body, that is a good baby, who can possess it can return to the soul, but I cast a spell around this altar, just want to lead the married woman to come and marry, I don't want to come to have a demon to break in, I take the gold cinnabar kung fu, it looks like the paper man is damaged, can not enter the paper man, the soul is gone, how can you three eat the rooster used to lead the soul of Zhao Gongzi! ”

Zhang Bancheng hugged the chicken leg in his hand with teary eyes: "Could it be that I ate my son?" In ancient times, King Wen ate children, and now I have Lao Zhang eating chicken! Wang Dui said: "Come on, don't be fake, hurry up and wipe the oil on your mouth and think of a way, the hour will come soon, after this point, the soul will not be able to summon it!" Zhao Liang said with a sad face: "The paper man is also burned, the chicken is also eaten, the stomach is full, there is nothing, what kind of soul is there, wash and sleep brother"

Zhang Bancheng was anxious when he heard this: "You guys are full, my son has no ghost yet, someone has to recruit me, the money is given to you in vain, or the money will be returned!" This is Guo Yongmaru's displeasure when he heard that he wanted to return the money, and he muttered silently: "Do you still want money?" If you don't have any money, I'll eat it all directly" but still said: "Big guy, think about it, now is not the time to quarrel, what else can be saved!" The three of them looked at Wang Dui in unison.

Wang Dui also wants to cry without tears, I didn't eat a bite of roast chicken in Nima, and I don't know the taste, so I have to wipe your buttocks! But because of professional ethics, he still said: "There is still a way, the paper man is burned, in fact, the end of the ceremony is also to go into the furnace with the rooster to burn, just now the woman's clothes, accessories and makeup are completed, that is to say, the woman's work has actually been achieved, and then when the time comes, the rooster and the paper man with Zhang Gongzi will be burned together, and then the joint burial will complete the ceremony, and now the ashes of the paper man are still there!" But now that the chickens are gone, it's all because you eat too cleanly, even if you have a chicken butt, who knows that you won't let go of your butts three times"

Zhang Bancheng asked Wang Dui: "When the rooster is gone, there is nothing else to replace?" Wang Dui shook his head and said: "The man represents yang energy, and the rooster is the morning crowing that begins at dawn in the day, and it is also the representative of yang energy, so the rooster can replace it, and the others may not!" But just now when I opened the altar to chant the mantra, the rooster already belonged to Zhang Gongzi's stand-in, in fact, no matter what form the rooster became, it could be replaced, but... You guys! ”

At this time, Zhang Bancheng was anxious to save his son, and he was in a hurry, and hurriedly said to Wang Dui: "Does that mean that it's okay for the three of us to be cremated together?" "Zhao Liang and Guo Yongmaru were frightened when they heard that Nima, this is already your son is dead, and you have to pull us together, I can go to Nima, I slipped away~ Bye bye Wang Dui's eyes widened when he heard this: "This is also a way, but if you are willing, Lao Guo Xiaoliang will probably put you in the stove first, think of other ways!" On the hour! ”

Zhang Bancheng patted his head and said excitedly: "I thought of a good idea!" It's been a long time since I've tried something so exciting! ", the eyes also looked at Zhao Liang and Guo Yongmaru" Zhao Liang and the two of them were seen to have their hair standing on end, and the sweat came down, and the chrysanthemum also tightened, covering her ass and saying: "I can be strained, you don't want to beat my ass" Zhang Bancheng said: "That's right! Because all three of us have eaten roast chicken, so after so long, the roast chicken must have been digested, if the excrement of the three of us is combined, is it also another form of roast chicken has returned? Wang Dui frowned and said, "It stands to reason that this is the truth, I, Nima, have never done this?" Cremation poop? Roasted poop? But it's just a little disgusting, and if you really can't do it, you can only do it! ”

Zhang Bancheng looked at Zhao Liang and the others: "Brother, hurry up, take off your pants!" Hahaha" Zhao Liang was so frightened that his body was cold and stiff, I really took it, but who let himself eat roast chicken with a greedy mouth, and then reluctantly took off his pants and rushed the chrysanthemum towards Zhang Bancheng, Zhang Bancheng saw it and asked suspiciously: "Zhao Liang, what are you doing here, pouting and appearing?" Put your ass down, pull a poop, and you still ask for credit!? ”

Zhao Liang said speechlessly: "It's not your idea yet, hurry up, lightly" Zhang Bancheng scolded: "I, Nima, let you pull the poop and fuse, are you doing something here??" I called the police" Wang Dui hurriedly stopped when he heard this: "Don't don't don't let's burn paper here pretending to be a ghost, you still want to call the police, it's cold directly Hurry up Zhao Liang, hurry up and the three of you pull it" Zhao Liang shouted: "Okay, okay, I'll pull it!" "As he spoke, he squatted down and worked hard."

Half an hour later, Guo Yongmaru said to Wang Dui: "Come on some paper brothers, I'm done!" At this time, Zhang Bancheng on the side also said: "I'm also done, I'm so rich I haven't done it, it's the first time I've pulled poop on the funeral home compound!" This is Wang Dui walking aisle Zhao Liang beside Zhao Liang and said: "Hurry up, just send you this poop, the two of them are finished."

Zhao Liang said embarrassedly: "Wait a minute, I ate a little too much roast chicken, my stomach is screwed up, I can't pull it out of this stomach pain, wait for me to hold it back, and I will make a big one" As he spoke, he held the paper in his mouth, clenched his fists and shouted: "Come out for the master!!! In an instant, the air became hazy, mixed with a little mist, and everyone covered their noses five seconds later and scolded Zhao Liang: "Why is Nima's poop still blowing up, you can see that it is spewing out."

Zhao Liang was also very aggrieved and said: "Tell you about the diarrhea, you don't give me a pocket, it's broken, this big stall can't be a group!" Wang Dui's brain was bruised, and he looked at Zhang Bancheng: "Your own move, you can make his own move, my Nima is about to vomit!" Guo Yongmaru stood up at this time: "Brothers! Don't panic! I just let Zhao Liang smoke it, as if his brain had a flash of inspiration, and he came up with a good idea! It's true! Absolutely not rancid! Wang Dui, Zhang Bancheng, and Zhao Liang looked at him suspiciously

Guo Yongmaru shouted and pointed at Zhao Liang and Wang Dui: "Xiao Zhao, bring me the knife!" ”