Chapter 10: The Rite is Finished
Zhao Liang looked at Guo Yongpill tremblingly and said, "It's equivalent to saying that you still decide to adopt Mr. Zhang's opinion!?" You two kill yourself! Master, I'm not going crazy with you! Bye-bye inside! Zhao Liang finished speaking, he was about to sprint 100 meters with his legs, and at this time, Guo Yongmaru kicked in the past: "You talk a lot of nonsense, do you know?" You don't know what you don't know, stinky brother, can I do this? I haven't spent so much money yet, I can't bear to cremate myself directly! Go get a knife! I don't think the excrement is good! But the blood of the three of us should have a similar effect, right!? After all, it's all played like this in TV series and movies! Isn't that right, Brother Wang!? ”
Wang Dui listened to what Guo Yongpill said that using the blood of three to attract souls is also a good way, anyway, it should be 10,000 times stronger than roasted baba, and immediately said to the three of them: "I think it's feasible!" Liangzi, go and try it, it's going to be twelve o'clock soon, these twelve o'clock has passed, and today will be in vain! Zhao Liang heard that there was no need to kill him, and he ran to rest excitedly and found a fruit knife to bring it, Wang Dui found a bowl for them to drip blood, after the knife was brought, Guo Yongmaru looked at Zhang Bancheng, Zhang Bancheng nodded at him, Guo Yongmaru cut his wrist ruthlessly, and puffed the blood out like a fountain! Wang Dui took a look: "Oh, my Nima really convinced you!" You cut your fingers, why did you cut your wrists? Kill yourself? Hurry up and cover it, I'll bandage you, or you'll meet Zhang Gongzi directly in a while! ”
Guo Yongwan's wrist was bandaged by Wang Dui, his face turned white, and he gave Zhang Bancheng and Zhao Liang a thumbs up, saying that I am fine, no problem! Then Zhang Bancheng was not idle, without saying a word, he directly took the knife and hit his chest and ribs, this time the blood sprayed higher and farther, Wang Dui hurriedly said to Zhao Liang in despair: "I understand these two people, they just want to commit suicide, you prepare a coffin for the two of them!" He glanced at the blood hole on Zhang Bancheng's body again, and continued to say to Zhao Liang: "Forget it, the coffin is also saved and cremated, save trouble!" Zhang Bancheng clutched his chest: "Master Wang, Master Wang, is there enough blood!" ”
Wang Dui took the bowl and took Guo Yongpill's blood and Zhang Bancheng's blood, and after bandaging Guo Yongpill, he hurried to rescue Zhang Bancheng, and wrapped Zhang Bancheng with a bandage, and finally had a lively breath, at this time, the weak two looked at Zhao Liang and gave Zhao Liang a thumbs up together and said that the two of us are very good! Your turn! Zhao Liang nodded in affirmation, and said to Wang Dui seriously: "Brother Wang! I've got something going on at home, so I'll go first! Wang Dui grabbed Zhao Liang and shouted: "You run a fart, I'll send you now!" Hurry up and cut! Don't cut your neck, I won't be able to save me, just cut your fingers! ”
Zhao Liang gritted his teeth ruthlessly and bit his fingers, squeezing a few drops of blood, Guo Yongpill was unhappy: "I let you bite with your mouth?" I'll let you cut with a knife!! You know what!? You can't do it anymore as an employee! Wang Dui said: "It's okay, it's okay to cut it with a knife, it's not the same to bite it with your mouth, just drop some blood and come out!" Guo Yongmaru continued: "Can that be the same? I knew how to bite with my mouth, why should I pull with that knife! Doesn't that show that I have another bad idea! Wang Dui's brain hurt: "Okay, okay, that's it!" ”
Just when Wang Dui was holding this bowl of blood water, Zhao Liang looked at the bowl in a daze! Guo Yongpillu patted Zhao Liang: "What's the matter, Xiaoliang?" Zhao Liang pointed to the blood in the bowl, and said stunned: "Didn't you find it?" At this time, Zhang Bancheng, who was the most seriously injured, also came over to see: "What did you find?" Zhao Liang shouted: "Look! The blood in the bowl was fused!! You two! Could it be said!! Guo Yongmaru also exclaimed: "That's right! I've seen it in costume dramas, and I recognize my relatives with blood! Could it be !! Then the two of them looked at Zhang Bancheng together, and Zhang Bancheng looked at the two and exclaimed: "Then do you say!" ”
The three of them said in unison: "Could it be that we are brothers!!?? Wang Dui was discouraged: "No, it's not like this! It's either blood fusion or relatives! Listen to me! At this moment, Zhao Liang, who was excited, shouted at Zhang Bancheng: "Big brother! Then he shouted to Guo Yongmaru: "Second brother!! Guo Yongmaru was also excited: "Big brother! Third brother!! Zhang Bancheng hurriedly hugged Zhao Liang and Guo Yongpill: "Second brother, third brother!" Let's worship today! It's a brother!! ”
Wang Dui hurriedly shouted: "It is often mentioned in ancient novels that blood is used to recognize relatives. In fact, there is no scientific basis for this method. And in this identification process, the blood that is not a parent-child relationship can also be fused! The three of them unanimously pointed to Wang Dui: "You still don't want to be faced!" You're pretending to be a ghost! You still talk to us about science! Guo Yongmaru took the three incense sticks on the table! The other two knelt on the ground: "Today our brother three!" A head knocking on the ground is a brother! Bye-on! Wang Dui was so anxious that he was about to cry: "Don't worship the three of you first, let's hurry up and complete the marriage ceremony with a soul attraction stand-in!" ”
At this time, Zhang Bancheng remembered: "Yes, don't make trouble!" Aren't we here to marry my son? Guo Yongmaru said: "Oh oh, yes, the atmosphere in that environment just now is too dramatic!" It's all to blame Zhao Liang, a B cub, who thinks of a play is a play! Zhao Liang scratched his head: "I can't be blamed for this!" Wang Dui didn't want to pay attention to the three of them, picked up the bowl of blood and water, pinched the trick and recited the mantra, and in an instant, the dark clouds in the courtyard shrouded again, Wang Dui silently recited: "Well, this time it's right, it should be Zhang Gongzi!" Come! As soon as he spoke, a yin wind rushed straight towards the blood bowl.
Wang Dui immediately shouted to Zhao Liang to pick up the blood bowl and let him stand next to the ashes of the paper man! Looking at the time again, at 11:40 at night, he shouted loudly: "Worship heaven and earth, bow down, thank God, finally wait for this day; Two bowed, thankfully, that tonight she was his; Three bows, thank the sky for the matchmaker, fly together, and tie the knot! Friends, let us sincerely bless this pair of dead people, cheer for them, cheer for them, and for their perfect union, let us once again bless a pair of dead people with warm applause for a better future! ”
At this time, Guo Yongmaru applauded, and Zhang Bancheng left tears of happiness: "Son, you are finally another daughter-in-law!" You must love your daughter-in-law! After speaking, Wang Dui collected the paper ashes, snatched Zhao Liang's blood bowl, and shouted to the three of them to run to the cremation furnace and heat the machine: "Go you!" Finished! He took a long breath, saw that the time was exactly 12 o'clock, and said to Zhang Bancheng: "Mr. Zhang is done!" That's it! No problem! Zhang Gongzi will definitely be happy below! ”
Zhang Bancheng thanked him for his kindness, and then drove home, this night was enough to toss, and Guo Yongmaru was also relieved: "It's over, the money is successfully in hand!" Hey! At this time, Zhao Liang was not at ease and said to Wang Dui: "That! I seem to know what's going on with the soul who wants to come in for the ceremony, you didn't let me say just now, when I bought chickens, I wanted to go to the old Li family in the chicken shed to buy it, but said that yesterday the whole family was dismembered, I knocked on his door, he himself came out and told me that he would not do business today, I asked Aunt Wang to buy it, and then I heard from Aunt Wang that his family was dead, so I was scared and ran back! It's true! I guess it's Lao Li's unjust soul! ”
Guo Yongmaru glanced at Zhao Liang: "Then what's the matter with you, what do you want to do?" Help solve the case? Zhao Liang hurriedly waved his hand: "No, I'll just say that, it won't be Lao Li and them entangle us, Brother Wang is blind a few times every day to summon spirits, I'm not afraid!" Wang Dui said: "I'm going to get out of Nima, what time is it, don't find something for me to do, the old Li family loves to be on the ground, I have to go home and sleep if there is a policeman, I'm tired!" ”
Zhao Liang whispered at this time: "But I still have something I want to ask, Lao Guo's money has also arrived from Zhang Bancheng, and the two of us have not contributed less, how much do you plan to share with us?" Guo Yongmaru smiled: "Don't worry, I'm sure I'll arrange it for you properly!" ”