Chapter 341: What a painful realization
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
As soon as the words fell, the classroom exploded instantly
"Oops! It's so enjoyable! It's just that it hasn't entered the state yet, it's over! Time is a bit too short! It should come directly for a month, in that case, it will be Mrs. Mei! ”
"I like it! As long as you can free yourself from textbooks and homework, you can enjoy any class! ”
"Hey! Pity! It's only a few days, and it would be great if it could have been longer! ”
Li Jilu looked at the students, smiling one by one, as if he remembered that he was in Longdong College at the time, and heard that he was going to be an intern teacher, so he said with a smile
"It seems that the big guy is very interested in practical classes! In other words, the students are very hands-on! I'm asking you something, the hammers you made last week are still not there! ”
As soon as the words fell, Liu Baoxu said with a wicked smile
"Yes! But now the apricot tree has not bloomed, and there is no smashing the apricot pit! Why do you want to use Mr. Li? Why don't I go back to my dorm and pick it up now!" ”
As soon as the words fell into the classroom, the pot was smashed again
"Teacher, mine is also in the dormitory!"
"Teacher, my hammer handle, it doesn't feel good to grab, or you give me a few days off, I'll go make a new one, grind out the pulp, send it to you, you can smash whatever you want!"
Li Jilu looked at the living treasures in front of him, shook his head extremely helplessly, and couldn't say anything with a wry smile
"Oops! I really don't know what to say about you! Now the hammer is still in the dormitory, raise your hand and I'll count it! ”
Yu Jingbo didn't think about it, and came directly
"Teacher Li, this hammer is the fruit of our labor, and it shouldn't be the student union, so check the controlled knives and take them away for yourself! If that's the case, I'll lose my hammer! ”
When Xu Weiliang heard this, he glanced at Yu Jingbo, and said with a smile
"At first glance, you kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and you have experience in school fights before! But don't worry, the student union can't look down on it, your palm-sized hammer doesn't add up to two or two, and it's too troublesome to sell scrap iron! Teacher Li must be scared, it is not safe to put it in the dormitory, put it away for us to save first, and then send it to us when school is over! ”
Yu Jingbo glared at him and said coldly
"That's it! Don't think that if you know a few student unions, you will think that dogs will only eat, not meat! Don't forget! Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat, this is a natural law, and it is the nature of wolves! What's more, Lord Yama doesn't think it's thin, and you don't look at the student union, walking on the road one by one, like black and white impermanence, looking at the flesh on that bone all day long! Put away the hammers of our whole class, go out to sell scrap iron, why don't you exchange two packs of Hibiscus King! It is also an indisputable fact that the land eats grasshoppers, and it is a meat fish! So don't fight with me! ”
Xu Weiliang said irritably when he heard this
"Oops! You can't be a little sunny! Don't always kill a boatload of people with a stick, no! Besides, it's Teacher Li's statistics now, what does it have to do with other students' unions, what are you doing with those useless things! ”
At this time, Yue Gang found that the two of them were about to quarrel, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! What are you two doing here! Don't mistake your thoughts for other people's decisions, maybe Mr. Li just counts them, puts them away and reviews them, thinks that we are not good at learning, and wants us to have another practical class! You say I'm right, right? Mr. Li! ”
Li Jilu glanced at Yue Gang and said with a very relieved smile
"Oops! Or our squad leader speaks at a high level, and the ideological problems are comprehensive! You two have to study hard in the future! ”
When Yue Gang heard this, his eyebrows were bent and he said excitedly
"Mr. Li, I'm really going to give us another metalworking practice class! Isn't it starting tomorrow? ”
Li Jilu glared and said helplessly
"It's no wonder that my classmates have been studying the camera recently, and they are not as strong as last semester! It turned out to be this squad leader, all day long, just thinking about how to play! Do we only learn one cultural lesson a day? Can't other disciplines be practiced? ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, his brain was buzzing, and he couldn't help but say directly
"It's not advanced math and English! Mr. Li, can I abstain! ”
As soon as the words fell, the classmates all laughed, and Li Jilu angrily circled on the spot, and some couldn't say anything
"Oops! Wang Jinbao! Wang Jinbao! What do you think all day long! I really don't know what to say about you! You said that your sister is an English teacher and your brother-in-law is a math teacher, why are you afraid of these two subjects! But don't worry, you don't need to practice advanced math, because your brain is not as fast as a computer! You don't have to practice English either, because not everyone has the opportunity to study abroad! ”
At this time, Wang Lining, who was sitting in front of Wang Jinbao, said a little impatiently
"Teacher Li, you started asking us about the hammer, and now you are talking about the practical class, what are you going to do with us!"
Li Jilu smiled faintly
"I'm here today to tell you that you can carry your own handmade hammers to find oil! Next week, the school will organize our 05th class of petroleum engineering and geology majors to go to the Liupan Mountain area and Pingliang area in Ningxia to have a practical class! I hope you will cherish this hard-won practical opportunity to better combine the knowledge learned in geological and petroleum engineering textbooks with the local topography and geological structure, and accumulate the most precious first-hand information for future work! ”
Wang Lining pursed her lips and said with some puzzlement
"With a broken hammer on your back, can you find oil around us? Besides, with a broken hammer alone, when the oil is found, not only will the stars be clear and the sky will be bright, but I am afraid that the car should be filled with water and run away! ”
Wang Jinbao glared at him and said with some irritation
"Look what you're talking about! Primitive people didn't have iron tools, and they could drill wood to make fire with wooden sticks! Why can't we carry this hammer and find out the treasure buried in the ground! Why can't you give oil to the motherland! ”
When Wang Lining heard this, she turned around angrily, and said with round eyes
"No wonder your classmates call you half a brain! Say you haven't evolved for a long time! Did primitive societies have cars? If you open your mouth and close your mouth to the primitive people, then why don't you wear tree bark and eat raw meat! ”
Wang Jinbao was instantly asked a little overwhelmed, but he couldn't swear words, after all, the head teacher was standing on the podium, so he said helplessly
"Hey! Actually, I don't even want to wear leaves, the key is that you stare at me all day long! I don't feel safe, that's why I put on my clothes! ”
Wang Lining was so angry that she wanted to bite Wang Jinbao to death, but after all, she said helplessly in the classroom
"Oops! You're an outlier! I'm too lazy to tell you! ”
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