Chapter 340: What are you doing with the lights on at night?
After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!
When Yu Jingbo saw this, he just took a sip of Coke, his eyes widened, and he said in disbelief after a long time
"Okay, you're half-brained! How to eat soft rice addictive! I started cheating money with other girls again! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily and said with some irritation
"Get out of the way! You think everyone is like you, such an adult, still looking for milk everywhere! Are you ashamed or not! ”
Yu Jingbo smiled
"Look at what you're talking about, what do you mean by looking for milk everywhere to eat! Brother, I'm already twenty years old, and the age of breastfeeding has passed! Brother, I'm helping those girls who are not confident to do breast augmentation physiotherapy! ”
Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking that although beautiful women have big breasts, there is also a sentence, I am flat-chested and proud, I save fabric for my husband, people can say such things, it is enough to see how strong people's hearts are, and then glared fiercely, and some crying and laughing
"That's it! Please, stop talking! Playing hooligans is still so brazen! You don't have to worry about physical therapy, otherwise the doctors in the cosmetic plastic surgery hospital will be unemployed! ”
Yu Jingbo sipped his cola again and said with a wicked smile
"Look at what you said, how such a sacred thing came out of your guy's mouth, and instantly became a hooligan! Don't be stubborn about your kid, don't you kid eat less soft rice? Let's not talk about the passbook for the time being, just with the hundred yuan in your hand now, it is ironclad evidence! Why do you say you're so shameless! Aren't you afraid of the little ghosts, because you make your life a little better, and go astray from now on? Is your conscience really eaten by dogs? ”
Wang Jinbao glared at him very uncomfortably, and asked angrily
"You kid really dare to say anything! Let's put aside the question of whether I eat soft rice now, let's put it aside, please ask the little ghost to send me a hundred yuan, the good ones can go astray, can you hope that I am good at two o'clock all day long! And you kid, don't carry the cow's head on your back and don't admit that it's dirty! Great leaders have said that if you fall in love without the purpose of marriage, it is a typical hooligan! You take off your shoes yourself, first count your fingers, see if your toes are enough, and finally I will reiterate to you, some things are your own, but your life is your own, and only once, I hope you are good at doing it yourself! ”
Yu Jingbo sipped it angrily, and then said with a wicked smile
"That's it! I am not denying the leader's point of view, we are the new people of the century, and we must learn to keep pace with the times in everything! I don't want to dwell too much on this issue! As for why the little ghost goes astray because of money, haven't you heard that men become bad when they have money, and women become bad when they have no money? My brother won't tell you, I'm going to call my sister! ”
Wang Jinbao was choked with a sentence, drank Coke fiercely, and thought to himself, this guy who is good at the end, what is he tossing around here, even if he has extra money, it will not be over if it is stored on the bank card, why do you have to pay more for the envelope money of these two yuan, but Yu Jingbo extorted a bottle of Coke, and there was an insinuation that he fed himself a fly, the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, so he said with a wicked smile
"Okay, don't comfort yourself, talk in the middle of the day! Also call my sister, who knows your so-called sister, who will be sitting in the arms of that boy, talking about life in a deep and rainy way! It's better to find one of the seven fairies in our class! Don't forget that far water can't quench your thirst! ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, when Wang Jinbao was being complacent, Yu Jingbo smiled, and then said with some wonder
"Oops! Half brains! Did you take too much medicine when you left this morning? I swim in the septic tank all day, and now I am taught a lesson that my ass has not been wiped clean! Yu Haiyan is the sister I recognize, I didn't say that she is a girlfriend, she will sit in the arms of that boy, that is still a reasonable thing, haven't you heard that if a college student doesn't fall in love once, then her college career is incomplete! Take 10,000 steps back and say that even if she really thinks so, I sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, and I am going to make her my future daughter-in-law, but we have been in high school together for three years, and although I can't see her now, I know what she looks like! And you still laugh at me for daydreaming, please ask you and a girl you have never met in person, you have been on the phone for a whole semester, and you are still calling, who is comforting yourself, passing the loneliness and helplessness through the phone! Therefore, the two of us, don't want the pig to laugh at the crow black, the crow laughs at the pig without color! It's not too much to be wrong! ”
Wang Jinbao was criticized again by three to zero, rolled his eyes angrily, glanced at the heart shape folded with money, and said a little irritably
"That's it! Don't always be two of us! Although we are both men, my brother and I pursue love, and what you pursue is only carnal desire! Therefore, it can't be combined, so what should I do in a hurry! ”
Yu Jingbo glared, and quickly smiled like eating bee feces, chatting with a smile, Wang Jinbao quickly took out the letter, wanting to see what kind of medicine this guy sells in the gourd, but just opened it and found that it was the New Year, he joked with this little girl that his family was poor, and now that the age is up, his parents don't give New Year's money, and now there is no one who pays New Year's money, and he can't even afford Coke this semester, but he didn't expect this little girl to give herself New Year's money and let herself drink Coke. The moment he saw this, his face seemed to be washed with chili pepper water, and he just burned it if he didn't touch it, and it was a hot pain when he touched it, but there was no way, if he told a lie, he had to use countless lies to round it, otherwise he would lift a stone and hit himself in the foot.
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao quickly dialed her mobile phone, and said for more than 30 minutes, Li Chunyan thought that the phone bill was too expensive, so he hung up the phone very reluctantly, and the weekend soon passed for self-study, he came to the classroom early, ready to write a reply letter to this girl who is simpler than pure water, and then folded a hundred yuan into a heart shape, and put it in again, and then told her how true this RMB is, then my heart is true, when someone uses RMB, then there is his own infinite thoughts, and he just wrote the letter and put it in, When he stuffed it into the mailbox after school, the head teacher Li Jilu walked in with a full face and said with a smile
"Students, I haven't had a class meeting for a long time, today let's use the next ten minutes to have a short class meeting before self-study! Before I do it again, I would like to ask, did you all enjoy the metalworking practice class last week? ”
"txt2016" website: super [100,000] complete book station, mobile phone can directly download txt