I don't know if this is a law, that is, there is always a fat man in every dormitory, and there is always a second brother. Regarding the second brother, isn't it that each dormitory was ranked according to seniority at the beginning, and the second brother in the dormitory was the second brother. But there has never been such a statement in our dormitory, if we are ranked by age, our second brother is probably ranked after the third or fourth. The reason why the second brother is the second brother, I think everyone should know what the reason is, so I won't talk about it here. But the fat man's coincidence is simply unacceptable.

I don't know if it was deliberately arranged by the school, or for various reasons, our dormitory has the legendary second brother and the fat man at the same time. I don't know if I've introduced you to the fat man's personality before, so I'll reintroduce it to you here.

The fat man's name is Guo Yunting, and he looks a bit like Guo Gengting, so teachers often call his name wrong. Let's not talk about the advantages for the time being, but the disadvantages related to the present. The fat man is a very naïve, short brain circuit, and very impulsive person. The ability to take care of himself is very low, which may be due to his parents' tutoring. His parents want their son to be Jackie Chan, and they are very strict with his studies, and they can't be strict, it's a bit perverted. In my words, it's the brain caught in the door. Due to an accident, the fat man stayed in the hospital for a long time, which caused his grades to plummet, but his parents were incompetent, so he relaxed his discipline. It was also because of this accident that the fat man who used to wear only L boxer panties is now a dead fat man wearing XXL's big flower pants. His parents took care of most of his things except studying, which led to the weak chicken of the fat man's self-care ability!

But this point just complements the second brother in our bedroom, the second brother's real name is Liu Eryang, an authentic Henanese. Everyone knows the terriers of Henan people, but I don't know if it is the general environment in China, or if it is the oral tradition of people who get along with Henan people, Henan people are always hacked by other provinces. We don't care what others say, if we judge a person based on other people's hearsay before getting along, it is a very irresponsible way to look at others. After getting along with the second brother for a long time, he completely abandoned the kind of saying of other people who were from Heihenan. The second brother has a lot of advantages, but the disadvantages are also obvious, sincere to people, is a big straight man, what he says in his mouth, is what he thinks in his heart, sometimes he sees things that he is not used to, and he has concerns about the relationship between our bedrooms, so he always uses a funny accent to say things that he is not used to. This also indirectly speaks of his principled character, and coincidentally, this character is really a bit mixed. In the past, I definitely didn't say it, but now that society as a whole is impetuous, saying that a person has principles is basically equivalent to saying that he loves to drill the horns and doesn't understand how to be flexible. Is there something wrong with sticking to principles? The answer is no, but only in the position and manner of the person who sees it. Finally, it is the self-care ability that is diametrically opposed to the fat man, to say that the self-care ability of our dormitory self-care ability is not weak, but the second brother is equivalent to the fat man's mother, and our self-care is equivalent to the fat man's father, the mother is worried about everything, and the father doesn't care about anything. This very helpful personality is the height that we cannot admire. In the final analysis, the second brother is actually equivalent to the mother of our entire dormitory.

Come to a self-black bridge, I don't know how long it is on the weekend, it's rare that except for the fat man who is still lying in bed, the others get up early. Lan Ruffian held a mirror, kept combing his thick two-eight-minute hairstyle, and put on clean clothes, as if there was something going on.

Lupi and Ye Yu disappeared after washing up early, so I subconsciously got up quickly, feeling as if I had something to do today. put on the clothes and pants next to the pillow, jumped off the bed with a bang, and then sat on Wang Yacheng's bed, and then took out his shoes.

I looked at Wang Yacheng, who was painting fiercely on the bed, and took out the socks stuffed in my shoes. When I felt that the socks had hardened, I pulled the socks casually, and suddenly, through the sunlight, I saw as if it was a slow motion, and the socks jumped in a violent vibration, emitting a wave of dust shining with stars.

Lan Ruffian happened to pass by me, saw this scene, disgusted and hurriedly walked over from the side, at this time there happened to be a phone call, Lan Ruffian immediately answered the phone and walked outside. Has the man who walks with the wind seen it, just like the little Lan ruffian, there must be something secret happening. The gust of wind happened to bring the glittering dust from just now to the side of the fat man's pillow.

Bang bang bang! A violent cough immediately came from the fat man's place, and I saw the fat man wipe his nose, and then said in great pain: "Oops! What a taste! How to have a taste with **sauerkraut! I smiled secretly, and the fat man went back to sleep.

I thought to myself: it's time to change this sock. So I put the socks high up at the foot of my bed, with its brother. In between the movements of lifting and releasing the bed, a wave of hot air rushed out from the high bulge at the foot of my bed.

The second baby immediately sat up from the bed, covered his nose and said, "Murder! Ah Piao, can you not put your socks here~! ”

I listened to it and said with a smile: "Where is it not placed, it has been put for so long, haven't you long been used to it?" With that, I turned around and walked to the balcony of my bedroom, opened my closet, and looked for where my socks were. As luck would have it, I took the bag and found that there was a pair of socks inside, which was my last pair of socks. So I immediately put the socks on my feet, thinking to myself: no, I have to wash them, or I won't be wearing them in a few days.

So I took out my huge basin and put all the socks I had stored at the foot of the bed into my basin. The good guy doesn't know if he doesn't take it, and he is shocked when he takes it. My socks filled up the huge basin, and I didn't even think that there would be so many of them.

After my socks were taken away, the second baby finally lost with a sigh of relief: "Ah Piao! You're finally willing to wash your socks! ”

When I heard that, I said, "My socks have been taken away, are you not used to it?" Before leaving, why don't you brush up on the taste of these socks? As I spoke, I put a pot of socks next to the second baby, and the second baby immediately struggled when he saw it, and asked me to take away the pot of things that exuded a strong smell. I was sincere in wanting to tease the second baby, so I saw the second baby hiding there, so I took this pot of things and put it there, due to the strong refusal of the second baby, the bed of the second baby and the fat man shook for a while.

The fat man got up with the boss in his arms and said to the second baby above inexplicably: "What are you doing!" Second brother, did you have convulsions? ”

The second baby smiled awkwardly and said, "Ah Piao is releasing biological and chemical weapons to me!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I turned around and pointed the finger at the fat man, and put a basin of socks not far from the fat man's pillow. At this time, the fat man closed his eyes and said uncomfortably: "Oh, what a taste! Then as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw my full basin of socks, so I quickly said painfully: "Brother Piao! What are you doing, it's too buried, hurry up and get rid of it, this smell! With that, he pinched his nose and pushed my basin down the hallway.

I saw that the commotion was almost over, so I picked up a pair of socks and finally put them on the bunk bed, released a few cubic meters of residual gas, and immediately ran to the public toilet with a satisfied mood and began to wash my socks! I didn't feel it so strong just now, but now I almost couldn't stand the smell of hell even myself, so I endured the instinctive discomfort in my body and hurriedly washed this basin.

After I left, the effect of my socks had not yet dissipated, and the fat man and the second baby hurriedly took a book and fanned the remaining smell to the balcony. Wang Ya was concentrating on brushing pictures and didn't have time to care about these things, but the sudden taste also made him quickly stop brushing and keep complaining about this charming taste.

The fat man seemed to have suddenly remembered something, so he said to the second brother: "Second brother, you can help me with something later!" ”

The second baby didn't know what it was, so she asked curiously, "What's the matter?" ”

The fat man continued: "As soon as Brother Zhuang washes socks, I also want to wash my bed sheets and quilt covers, and you can help me wash them in the washing machine later!" ”

After hearing this, the second baby said in a reprimanding tone: "It's all like this, it's just such a simple thing, don't you know how to use it?" As for his sister's, there are as many coins as there are clothes. Then just put on the laundry detergent, and when he finishes washing himself, he can take it up and dry! Isn't it simple? ”

The fat man continued: "I did as you said, but there was no response for half a day, so you might as well help me get it yourself!" ”

At this time, the second baby shook his head with an expression of hatred and said, "It's as simple as that, it's not going to be!" Ay! How many times do you want me to teach you? But he jumped down anyway, helped the fat man remove the quilts, and took them to wash them.

After the second brother finished operating the washing machine easily, he glanced at the time on his mobile phone, and then returned to his bedroom to wait for the time to come. As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he saw the fat man tinkering with his other quilt. Seeing the fat man's blind man's complete methodless tinkering, making the quilt look like a twisted flower, the son stuck his waist and stayed quietly by the side to carefully watch how the fat man operated.

After a while, there was still no good thing to get this thing done, and the fat man looked at the second baby with affectionate eyes and said, "Second brother! The second baby shook his head and said, "Hey! You kid, why can't you learn after teaching so many times, I'll teach you again. So he showed the fat man in order from beginning to end. It's as simple as this as small as mending the patch of the big flower pants for the fat man, and as big as the subject arrangements arranged for the fat man's various operating instructors, the second brother is helping a fat man, it's just too much, I have to say that the second baby is really!

When I entered the door, Lupi had already returned, and Lupi said, "Brothers, today is my birthday, and we will go to Shuxiang to get together in the evening!" ”

At this time, the fat man put the things that the second brother had sorted out on the bed, looked at Lupi happily and said, "Yo, Lupi is your birthday today, why don't you bring you a few boxes of fried rice for the second brother as your birthday gift?" After saying that, he smiled evilly.

Lupi immediately leaked out his huge front teeth and crow's feet squeezed out, and laughed, and I immediately scolded the fat man and said, "Fat man! You said that you are too unhelpful, and you finally had a birthday with Lupi, and you were embarrassed to only send two boxes of dick? You're not too cold! ”

Fat Hehe said suddenly: "Then what are you going to send?" ”

Lupi interjected and said: "Send ** things, it's just a birthday, everyone just get together!" ”

I ignored Luppi and continued, "A few boxes are too few," and then said casually, "Give him twenty or thirty boxes!" ”

Just now, everyone was looking at me and was about to say something good, but I didn't expect it to come so suddenly, so everyone was happy. Just when everyone's happiness was blooming, Wang Yacheng suddenly said in a sentence: "Why don't you give the second daughter-in-law to Lupi?" Hahaha! ”

Wang Yacheng was really different, the fat man was so happy when he heard it, Lupi said disgustedly: "What kind of thoughts does Wang Yacheng have, he thinks about something all day long, brush your picture!" Then he asked, "What about Lan Chao and Ye Yuxiao?" ”

Wang Yacheng said cheaply: "Are you preparing the second daughter-in-law for you?" ”

Lupi immediately scolded: "Wang Yacheng, there's no end to it!" ”

The second brother said on the side: "These two people went out early in the morning!" You send them a message and let them know! ”

Luppi nodded, picked up the phone and called them, then reconfirmed us for a while before going to get ready.

The birthday of the dormitory, I have been fat before, but the impact is not too deep in the distance, only Lupi's birthday we remember most clearly. Time came in the blink of an eye, and it was close to evening in the afternoon, Ye Yu didn't know what to do today, but as soon as he heard about Lupi's birthday, he came back. Lan Ruffian also came back early, but he kept holding his mobile phone to read the novel, watching it, and sighed unconsciously, looking at it, it seemed to be unexpected.

The bell rang for a text message in the beep, and the fat man took out his mobile phone, looked at it and said, "Oh, Lupi told us to go, go brothers, Shuxiang temptation!" ”

After hearing this, everyone got out of bed, and Wang Yacheng said: "Wait for me for a while, my picture will be finished immediately, soon!" ”

I mocked: "You guy, you brush all day and night, can't you finish brushing?" ”

As he spoke, Wang Yacheng had finished brushing the picture, closed the computer, tidied up his clothes, and ran to the mirror with a trot, combing his hair, which was only about one centimeter, with a comb.

Lan Ruffian looked at it with an impatient expression and said, "Just Nima's hair, what are you doing with him, hurry up, just wait for you alone!" ”

Wang Yacheng said: "I'm going to comb!" After saying that, he took the comb and pounded it on his head for a while, and then everyone went out.

Along the way, everyone talked and laughed unhurriedly to the place where Shuxiang was tempted, and at this time, at the door, they saw Lupi and Erwazi waiting in front of the table with a smile early.

The second baby saw us and sighed: "You are finally here!" Why is it so late? ”

Lan Ruffian frowned and accused: "It's that Wang Yayu, who has been brushing pictures of big bulls and big bulls, and has to dress up when he is about to show off his flowers." ”

The fat man said with a smile: "Yes, just Wang Yayu's dress, I really thought he was going to help you seduce the second daughter-in-law!" ”

I whispered and said, "Who said it, you didn't say it, I thought he was going to seduce Miao Miao?" ”

Wang Yacheng quickly nervously changed the topic to me and said: "You just seduced Miao Miao, oh no, you are dressed like this, if you don't want to seduce your family's ......"

Fortunately, Ye Ruffian interrupted my pause with fierce words: "Seduce a **, hurry up and do it, Wang Yacheng, you want to seduce Miao Miao, and bring a bag of steamed buns from Sichuan back to him later!" ”

Lupi laughed and said, "Okay, let's sit down, I'll go and ask them to serve the food, and I'll be happy to drink and play happy today." It's been a long time since we've been together like this! ”

As soon as the old birthday star spoke, everyone didn't continue to hate each other, and while waiting for the time to serve the food, everyone began to joke with each other again. After the dishes are served, they leave some energy and space to eat and drink. When it was almost time to eat, on the occasion of Lupi's birthday, everyone compared with each other when they first came, those interesting beginnings, and the changes of everyone now. It looks like a meeting that reminisces about the past, compares the present, and looks forward to the future, but what the meeting is not as good as that these things are said in an atmosphere of joking with each other.

After three rounds of drinking, it's time for us to sing Happy Birthday to the old birthday star, so the second baby took the cake that he and Lupi had ordered in advance, took it to the table and lit the candle. Lupi wears a birthday crown, and we sing the happy birthday song together, and when the singing stops, Lupi blows out the candle before she even makes a wish. Ye Yu still reminded: "Lu wait, the wish has not been made yet, and I will blow it again if I make a promise!" ”

It seems that Lupi is really a little drunk and a little crooked, but he still said happily: "Yes, I'll promise it right away, haha!" As soon as he finished speaking, under the support of the second baby, Lupi was so good that he wanted to make a wish.

"Xiao, second brother, Zhuang, Fatty, Lan Ruffian, and Wang Yacheng, I hope that the brothers in our seven dormitories will have a good relationship in the future as they will always be today! That's what I want! Lupi looked at everyone affectionately, and said everyone's names one by one, to be honest, I was very moved at the time, and a lot of things came out of my mind, and I don't know what to say!

With a whirl, the candle was blown out, and there was no longer the lively atmosphere just now, and everyone seemed to be a little quiet. In the bustling open-air table, there are people coming and going, and there seems to be no such people at the moment, only the seven of us are left. When the words came to the top of the heart, Ye Yu broke the silence: "What are you doing in a daze!" Lailu cake cut! ”

Lupi reacts! He took out the knife prepared in the box and cut the cake, and on top of the cake, there was a chocolate tag with one of their names specially prepared by Lupi for everyone. Wang Yacheng couldn't wait to take a cake and was about to eat it, Ye Ruffian scolded: "Wang Yaruffian, with such thick glasses, can't you even read the words clearly?" You took my one away. ”

At this time, Wang Yacheng reacted, raised it and took a look, and sure enough, there were words on it, so he suddenly said: "Oh, I just saw it!" ”

The second baby said: "Ya Cheng'er's stomach can't be filled, so anxious, it seems that I don't feel at all after eating just now!" ”

Lupi beckoned everyone to eat, so everyone happily put their own share of the cake in front of them and ate it. After eating, the wine naturally began to drink again, and a group of people always have endless words and endless black history together. I joked while drinking, and I don't know when I drank. At that time, when I found a group of people with the fat man and Lan Ruffian, who were incoherent, and Lupi kept grabbing the wine, we already knew in our hearts that everyone was already happy.

Lupi settled the account before, so the three of us who were a little more sober took on the responsibility of escorting this group of sons, swaying, during which Lupi kept pulling us to drink, Wang Yacheng had a face as red as a monkey's buttocks, with a unique cheap smile, and kept holding the frame of his glasses. Only Ye Yu didn't know what to do on the side, anyway, it was a sign of drunkenness. Only the second baby is very obedient and obedient, which makes us think that the second brother is okay, where do you know, there is still a foreshadowing waiting for the fat man!

Passing by the second child's small dining car, Lu said nonsense with a drunken appearance: "Second and second!" Bring me ten boxes of dicks! I'm going to hit ten! ”

The fat man comforted Lupi and said earnestly: "I still beat ten, just like this, a second daughter-in-law will kill you!" In order not to have any accidents on the road, everyone hurriedly sent this group of forced people to the dormitory.

As soon as we arrived at the dormitory, these people fell asleep on the bed, and they could torture the three of us enough. Suddenly, Lupi, who had been staying in bed well, suddenly got up, and then shouted, "Wine, give me wine." Then he immediately came down.

Just when we thought Lupi was going to do something, Lupi rushed straight to our separate bathroom and started throwing up, and we were just about to help Lupi, but there was no sound inside. After that, Lupi came from the bathroom, wiped his mouth, and then ran to his bed, and continued to sleep with his eyes closed.

The rest of the fresh people in the dormitory looked at the gang, complained to each other, and then smiled, and ran to their beds and began to prepare for sleep.

I don't know how long it was, but the fat man's voice came from below, and I only heard the fat man ask in a questioning tone, "Hey?" Why is it raining? Then he wiped the water stains on his face. But when I thought something was wrong, I quickly got up and looked. It turned out that these things were flowing down from the bed of the second baby.

Through the dim corridor light reflected in our bedroom, the fat man couldn't see what was going on, so he leaned over to the second brother's pillow, and smelled the fruitcake just now. The fat man immediately asked, "Second brother?" Are you eating cake? ”

didn't hear the answer of the second baby, the fat man felt very puzzled, and wanted to take a closer look. Suddenly, the fat man let out a wow, and hurriedly said with extremely frightened eyes: "It's too buried!" Second brother, you threw up, do you know? As he spoke, he quickly shook his second brother. Then I found my phone on the bed with my memory and immediately turned on the light.

The place where the light shone immediately made the fat man's already somewhat disgusted expression even more surprised and disgusted: "I grass! Why is it vomiting all over the place, second brother wake up quickly! After speaking, the fat man shook the second brother again. The second brother was not so drunk at that time, but now he is an afterthought, and although his eyes seem to be open, he just doesn't act.

In a daze, I only felt that my head was a little dizzy at this time, and I only felt a particularly bright light in the bedroom shining on my eyelids, and I also heard the laughter of Lan Luo and other people during this time, and I knew that I only knew about it the next morning.

It's a shame that the second brother usually takes care of the fat man, and the fat man didn't say much and felt nauseous in his heart, so he was busy helping the second brother wipe the things that spit out on his bed. After helping the groggy second baby into the toilet and vomiting thoroughly to ensure that the second brother no longer vomited, the fat man sent the second baby to the bed again. He tidied up the 'rain' on the ground and on his bed, and when he was done, he was exhausted, turned off the light, and fell asleep heavily.

The next day, it was another moment of intense description and laughter and discussion, and the fat man added fuel and vinegar to find that the second baby vomited and exaggerated the scene of his hard work to clean up, saying that it was like a wonderful novel. In exchange, the various details that everyone talked about attracted all kinds of complaints and laughter. The second baby just smiled when he watched the fat man's performance, and picked up the keyboard that the fat man who was spit dirty by himself specially bought to play the game, and then disassembled it and began to wash it one by one.

The bedroom is still full of laughter, the fat man's second brother is still the fat man's second brother, and the second brother's fat man is still the second brother's little fat man. No matter how the world changes, what can't change is the mutual support between brothers, so that they can survive their youth and ignorance. In a word, brother, it's good to have you!